"You're one real sick puppy."
--Josh, to Alec
"Mommy, Mommy, there's a monster back there!"
--Little girl, about Alec
"Frankenstein ain't got nothing on you, buddy boy."
--Josh, to Alec
And Dear God, he did look awful.
--Mackenzie, to herself
"He looked like he'd been run through a meat-grinder."
--Mackenzie, about Alec
"And who was that horrible creature who stormed in the church screaming your name?"
--Barbara Malone, to Mackenzie
"But right now I'm going to the police station and post bail for that horrible creature who was screaming my name."
--Mackenzie, to Barbara
"I'm sure the poor man was crazy. And he looked absolutely dreadful. Like he'd been run over by a train or something."
--Mackenzie, to Alec
In response to Alec saying that he had to be at the Stonehenge Chapel at 5:00...
"What for? To hear your last rites? Because you sure look like death warmed over to me."
--Officer Grant, to Alec
At seeing Alec try to enter the church...
"The soup kitchen isn't open today, buster."
--An usher (a.k.a. "Mr. Muscle-bound"), to Alec
"Well, I just happen to be the groom's first cousin, and I know for a fact that John would have my hide if I let some beat-up reject like you inside to stink up the church."
--An usher (a.k.a. "Mr. Muscle-bound"), to Alec
"Man, you look like hell."
--Alec's cell mate, to Alec
"And I'm getting married. To that demented creature who stormed into the church screaming my name."
--Mackenzie, to Barbara
"Well, you'd better hope it's a private ceremony...I doubt even you would have the guts to stand before a crowd of people with a groom who looks like he's a candidate for a handicapped poster."
--Barbara, to Mackenzie
"Why, Mother...I thought you'd be pleased...that the man I'm marrying today won't be too handsome."
--Mackenzie, to Barbara
When the beauty and her beastly-looking groom turned to face each other...
--narration
I think he's beautiful.
--Mackenzie, to herself