SQUISHYSHARK
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Are you entombed in an existance plagued with mediocrity and self-loathing? Are you desperately looking for a chance to flee the reality of your dreary life? Are the kids making you think unholy thoughts of violence and terror? Then enter a magical world of make believe and gift shops, at Squishyville Theme Parks!
The original Squishyville in Des Moines, Iowa is the epicenter of fun in the most hilarious contenent on Earth! After experiencing rides like "The Big One", you'll never see earthuakes the same again! And next time you see tremor victims on TV, you'll know it's their own fault!
Ever wonder what it feels like to be British? Now experience it first hand, on "The Tea Party!" After the dizzying mayhem of that hot, caffinated broth from the isles, You'll come to understand their humor and love their cooking!
Few people know what true midwestern life is all about- until they ride "The Barnburner", that is! After this hayride through America's heartland, even the locals will think you've just fallen off of the turnip truck!
All aboard! All races are allowed on this train, as Tolerence Railroad pulls out of the station! People from all walks of life can ride in this democratic and impartial olde time transport, regardless of their nationality, skin color, or lifestyle preference! Cars are segregated by racial groups, as equality is a gradual process
At Squishyville Montreal, you can relive those wacky days of Revolutionary France! From Robspierre Rabbit to Guilletine Gator, you'll have a grand old time reliving the Age of Terror! Off with their heads... of fun!
Visiting Europe? Looking for some of that good old USA across the Atlantic? Then visit Euro-Squishyville! So blatently unpopular with the locals, it is usually filled almost exclusively with American tourists! God Bless America!
What kind of individual would take up arms against the government? Rugged militiamen, that's who! At Squishyville Idaho, you can surround yourself with those who share your beliefs that the govenrment is filled with comprimised fatcats under the thumb of big business and wealthy special interest groups! In the secluded wilderness, you can train along with you fellow patriots for the second coming of the American Revolution!
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