//SCIENTIST – M&P Fun HL Sound pak |
Random M&P Lines without Original HL Lines |
FOLLOW [9] |
/excellentteam - 6.51 |
With my brains and your.. uhh.. gun, we'll make an excellent team. |
/fellowscientist - 5.85 |
Fine, you won't even know I'm here.. Unless you turn around and look at me. Or I scream like a woman. |
/fine - 5.13 |
I certainly hope you know where the bathroom is--I forgot to wear my Depends today. |
/hopeyouknow - 6.41 |
Well I don't really approve of being picked up by strangers, but I'll make an exception in this case. |
/leadtheway - 4.94 |
Stop manhandling me, Gordon, you're wrinkling my suit. |
/letsgo - 1.60 |
Your feet stink. --also as answer |
/yesletsgo - 2.99 |
Yes, guy: Scientist Power! |
/yes3 - 1.07 |
Pourquoi moi? |
/alright - 2.25 |
Alrighty then |
WAIT [8] |
/beenaburden - 5.66 |
I'll stay. I *also* like to play dangerously. <a la Austin Powers> |
/slowingyou - 5.02 |
If you find some, I don't suppose you'd save me a bit of warm apple pie, would you? |
/reconsider - 5.43 |
You can't just leave me here to die! Well, yes, I suppose you could... |
/whyleavehere - 3.94 |
No, please take me along! I make for an excellent decoy! |
/illwaithere - 3.49 |
So that's it, is it? Wham, bam, thank you, Mr. Scientist?? |
/istay - 2.50 |
Fine. You're feet stink anyway. |
/illwait - 2.01 |
Do I really smell that badly? |
/leavingme - 6.39 |
Oh, fine, just leave me here why don't you? What do you expect me to do, just pull out my needle and stab these monsters to death?! |
STOP [4] - Fail to follow player any more. |
/stop1 - 3.00 |
I think I'll just aggravate you by stopping here, Gordon. |
/stop2 - 4.33 |
I'm tired of all this tomfoolery. I'm leaving you, Gordon! |
/stop3 - 4.51 |
I refuse to go another step! The only way I'll move now is if you shoot me in the head. |
/stop4 - 8.04 |
Oh dear! I left the bunsen burner on! Now I'll have to think about where I left it... |
STARE [3] - Player is staring at scientist. |
/yees - 3.50 |
Stop staring, Gordon, you're giving me the heebie jeebies. |
/areyouthink - 1.77 |
This is my ticket, you know. |
/noidea - 3.50 |
You know, I hear the Administrator likes his coffee crisp. |
HELLO [13] |
/hellothere - 0.77 |
[Scottish] Top of the mornin' to ye, Gordon. |
/freemanalive - 4.12 |
Hello, Gordon--there's always room for H-E-L-L-O. |
/afellowsci - 3.48 |
Ah Gordon, are you done with that inflatable sheep I gave you? |
/hello - 2.41 |
Eureka! Sorry, just practising... |
/goodtoseeyou - 3.10 |
Ahh, it's interesting to be subjected to your unique puss again. |
/newhevsuit - 20.89 |
Ah, you have one of the new HEV suits. That should be very HEVvy. Heh heh.. By HEVvy, I mean both the weight of the suit and the fact that its acronym is pronounced in such a manner. It's a pun.. Oh, never mind. |
/hellofromlab - 9.25 |
Ah Freeman. I see you were in this mess too. I bet it was YOUR fault, wasn't it?! Confess! Confess!! CONFESS!!! <like the Spanish Inquisition> |
/inmesstoo - 8.41 |
You are from the Anomalous Materials lab, yes, I recognize you from the cameras I mounted in the bathroom. |
/hellofreeman - 3.47 |
Hello, Gordon--there's always room for H-E-L-L-O. |
/greetings2 - 2.01 |
Greetings--I mean, yo homeperson, wassup? |
/greetings - 2.25 |
Howdy doody. |
/freeman - 0.48 |
Whoaaaa, Nelly! |
/hello2 - 3.66 |
Political Correctness dictates that I call you 'Freeperson.' |
ANSWER [31] |
/notsure - 2.59 |
I love it when you talk dirty to me. |
/notcertain - .25 |
Maybe a little from Column A, and a little from Column B. |
/perhaps - 1.75 |
Is this some kind of harassment? |
/whocansay - 3.00 |
I'm afraid I can't answer that based on religious reasons. |
/inconclusive - 4.32 |
I quite agree, but not exactly, yet I am not being indecisive. |
/theoretically - 0.94 |
Theorectally. |
/whyaskme - 3.37 |
I don't think so. And there's no Santa Claus either. |
/lowervoice - 5.25 |
If you want to say yes and you want to say no, just say 'nes'. |
/ofcourse - 2.60 |
Mustard?! Don't be ridiculous! |
/absolutely - 2.00 |
The answer is 42. |
/yes - Probably Not Used in HL game |
/ibelieveso - 1.26 |
Yeah, baby, yeah! <a la Austin Powers> |
/right - 0.47 |
No. |
/imsure - 0.75 |
Shut up! <a la South Park> |
/positively - 0.48 |
Yes. |
/nodoubt - 2.18 |
That's a rather woody thing to say. |
/yees - Probably Not Used in HL game |
/ofcoursenot - 1.50 |
Euh.. Maybe. |
/absolutelynot - 2.68 |
You're a silly person and I'm not going to talk to you. |
/noo - 1.80 |
Oh, behave! <laugh, a la Austin Powers> |
/idontthinkso - 3.77 |
Maybe yes, maybe no.. What's it worth to you? |
/completelywrong - 4.82 |
If you really want me to answer that, you'll tell me that you love me first. |
/cantbeserious - 2.76 |
Do you really expect me to respond to that? |
/dontknow - 2.09 |
Eh... Splunge. |
/ridiculous - 2.05 |
You were a special ed student, weren't you? |
/shutup - 1.45 |
Wee wee, moisture. |
/noguess - 3.50 |
You know, I've had enough of your skylarking. |
/stopasking - 3.40 |
My God, man, you are such a little bitch! |
/justasked - 4.74 |
[French] Oui, non, oui, non---hogh hogh hogh. |
/repeat - 5.38 |
Uuuuuuh... Uuuuuummm.... Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.... Say that again? |
/dontconcur - 1.66 |
Your feet stink. |
QUESTION [26] |
/everseen - 2.77 |
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? |
/needsleep - 4.19 |
You know, I hear the Administrator likes his coffee crisp. |
/areyouthink - Probably Not Used in HL game |
/evergetout - 1.85 |
Does this bumpkin know what he's doing? |
/rightwayout - 1.56 |
Has anyone seen my teddy bear? |
/cantbeworse - 1.66 |
I say, tennis, anyone? |
/rescueus - 2.46 |
Look at me from the side; do I look fat to you? |
/fascinating - 2.10 |
At least I still have my pocket protector. |
/stimulating - 3.32 |
Do you ever feel like just settling down and clucking like a chicken? |
/luckwillchange - 3.46 |
I wish Terrence and Philip were here. THEY'D know what to do! |
/hearsomething - 2.46 |
Well, this certainly does suck ass. |
/doyousmell - 1.94 |
Did you know your head comes to a point? |
/uselessphd - 2.71 |
Did you just partake in flatulatory activities? |
/waithere - 2.86 |
Don't you think we should mate here for a while? |
/survival - 3.40 |
I wonder if I should sign that Live Organ Donor card? |
/headcrab - 4.10 |
It's a shame we didn't follow *my* suggestion and research warm apple pie. |
/goodpaper - 3.32 |
Do you ever feel like just settling down and clucking like a chicken? |
/catchone - 1.89 |
Do you know what happened to that Warm Apple Pie? |
/dinner - 4.57 |
Do you happen to know the mathematical relation between third base |
and warm apple pie? |
/alientrick - 2.95 |
I believe fubar describes our situation well. |
/alienappeal - 2.52 |
I wonder if this'll affect my plans for world domination? |
/rumorclean - 4.14 |
I'll pay you one million dollars to sleep with the next alien that comes. |
/nothostile - 4.50 |
You know, I hear the Administrator likes his coffee crisp. |
/announcer - 2.46 |
Look at me from the side; do I look fat to you? |
/smellburn - 1.66 |
I say, tennis, anyone? |
/noidea - Probably Not Used in HL game |
/whatnext - 2.72 |
Why are there so many songs about rainbows? |
IDLE [14] |
/ipredictedthis - 2.37 |
Well, this certainly does suck ass. |
/containfail - 3.14 |
I wish someone scripted something interesting for me to say. |
/chaostheory - 2.05 |
You were a special ed student, weren't you? |
/howinteresting - 2.95 |
I believe fubar describes our situation well. |
/neverseen - 6.51 |
I suspected this would happen--except for the bit about an explosion and death and destruction to all, of course. |
/peculiarmarks - 4.10 |
It's a shame we didn't follow *my* suggestion and research warm apple pie. |
/whoresponsible - 2.72 |
Why are there so many songs about rainbows? |
/nogrant - 2.10 |
At least I still have my pocket protector. |
/bloodsample - 3.57 |
MP: Would you be offended if I told you you had sexy thighs? |
/administrator - 4.98 |
Why, just look at those peculiar markings. Ugly little bugger. |
/improbable - 3.46 |
I wish Terrence and Philip were here. THEY'D know what to do! |
/organicmatter - .58 |
I don't see what all the fuss is about warm apple pie. I guess I'll just have to try it myself! |
/lambdalab - 4.86 |
Well, there goes the neighbourhood. Next we'll be seeing Spaceballs. |
/fusionshunt - 4.45 |
Did you know there's a gargantuan salivating beast right behind you? |
NO GO [1] |
/dontgothere - Probably Not Used in HL game |
MONSTER [2] |
/seeheadcrab - Probably Not Used in HL game |
/importantspecies - Probably Not Used in HL game |
HEAR [3] |
/ihearsomething - 0.76 |
I smell something. Oh wait, that's you, isn't it? |
/didyouhear - Probably Not Used in HL game |
/whatissound - Probably Not Used in HL game |
SMELL [4] |
/somethingfoul - Probably Not Used in HL game |
/odorfromyou - 2.23 |
I say, anyone for a cup of tea? |
/peculiarodor - Probably Not Used in HL game |
/stench - Probably Not Used in HL game |
WOUNDED [3] |
/iwounded - 4.36 |
I seem to be wounded but, I can keep bleeding. |
/iwounded2 - 4.25 |
I'm not dead, I'm just very badly hurt. <a la Mustafa> |
/iwoundedbad - 3.65 |
Ooh, that will require a tetanus shot. |
CURE [5] |
/youlookbad - 4.41 -- links to holdstill |
Don't worry, I'm not really a MEDICAL doctor, but I come quite close. |
/youwounded - 4.51 -- links to letstrythis |
Looks like you could use a band-aid, and a nice warm hug. |
/youneedmedic - 9.47 -- links to letstrythis |
<like a Hippie> Hey man... Try some of this man--it's goooood... |
/letstrythis - 0.00 |
(letstrythis and holdstill are a blank, as 3 different heal sounds link to it) |
/holdstill - 0.00 |
(letstrythis and holdstill are a blank, as 3 different heal sounds link to it) |
HEAL [5] |
/heal1 - 5.37 |
Ah, you've been wounded. Hold still while I puncture you with this long, pointy needle. |
/heal2 - 3.59 |
I can give you something for the pain. It's great for parties, too. |
/heal3 - 4.49 |
Here Gordon, I bet you'll feel a lot better once I jam this needle into you. |
/heal4 - 4.46 |
It appears that you need medical attention right away, but this is just as good. |
/heal5 - 4.75 |
You know, this isn't really supposed to be used on humans, but you're game, yes? |
SCARED [8] |
/canttakemore - 2.99 |
My, that smarts quite a bit! |
/madness - 6.51 |
This is madness. I'm getting out of here. Catch me if you can, I'm the Gingerbread Man! |
/noplease - 2.14 |
I soiled my lab coat. |
/gottogetout - 3.16 |
Oh antelope! I mean deer.. Oh dear! |
/getoutofhere - 1.50 |
Hihi, oh my. |
/sorryimleaving - 6.51 |
This is madness. I'm getting out of here. Catch me if you can, I'm the Gingerbread Man! |
/dontwantdie - Probably Not Used in HL game |
/getoutalive - Probably Not Used in HL game |
ANGRY [3] - when Player attacks friendly character. |
/whatyoudoing - Probably Not Used in HL game |
/stopattacking - 5.35 |
Stop attacking, he's a fiend--uh.. friend. Fruck! I always mess that 'R' up... |
/youinsane - 7.27 |
Are you insane? Well, neglecting to wear a safety helmet DOES verge on the edge of lunacy.. Anyhow, stop attacking, immediately! |
PREDISASTER QUESTIONS [18] |
/beverage - 2.71 |
Did you just partake in flatulatory activities? |
/statusreport - 3.15 |
Do you think we should delay that warm apple pie for later? |
/tunnelcalc - 3.57 |
MP: Would you be offended if I told you you had sexy thighs? |
/shakeunification - 3.35 |
Did you submit *yourself* to the Administrator today? |
/correcttheory - 3.40 |
I wonder if I should sign that Live Organ Donor card? |
/analysis - 2.72 |
I wonder if there'll be lickety lime jello tonight? |
/purereadings - 2.79 |
I've been taking screaming lessons. Would you like a demonstration? |
/newsample - 2.58 |
Say, um, are you hitting on me? |
/perfectday - 3.00 |
What is your stance on this whole warm apple pie business? |
/cascade - 4.57 |
Do you happen to know the the mathematical relation between third base and warm apple pie? |
/delayagain - 2.88 |
KITH: My pen! My pen! Somebody stole my pen! |
/softethics - 2.77 |
Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? |
/tunedtoday - 4.01 |
[German voice] Why don't the mice not follow the cheese?! |
/donuteater - 2.07 |
Are you sure you checked.. the thingy? |
/seencup - 1.94 |
Did you know your head comes to a point? |
/hungryyet - 1.56 |
Have you heard of the guy from Nantuckit? |
/recalculate - 4.10 |
Any ideas on the location of my samp--er, the new sample? |
/checkatten - 2.63 |
This is all within your imagination. Right, Boo? |
PREDISASTER IDLE [11] |
/hideglasses - 2.28 |
Some little bitch has hidden my glasses again. |
/weartie - -3.46 |
This... tie. is... too tight--choking---choking--ack! |
/runtest - 3.42 |
Most of the simulation results are perfectly acceptable you know, except, of course, for the one scenario where all hell breaks loose and death and destruction comes to us all. |
/limitsok - 2.17 |
As I expected... uh, wait a minute--that's not what I expected! |
/asexpected - 1.44 |
I wish someone scripted something interesting for me to say. |
/thatsodd - 1.23 |
Now, where did I leave my Power Rangers underwear? |
/allnominal - 2.15 |
You know, Gordon, my Kung Fu is the best. |
/shutdownchart - 3.10 |
Have you gotten the Swedish Suck Machine to work yet? |
/reportflux - 2.59 |
[French] Oui, non, oui, non---hogh hogh hogh. |
/simulation - 3.13 |
<sigh> I surely would like to see that girl in the flesh, that Alotta Fagina. |
/hopenominal - 3.08 |
Did you hear the news? I bought this week's winning lottery ticket! Am I ever lucky! |
PREDISASTER USE [5] - If you use Scientists before the disaster |
/sci_alone - 3.07 |
Oh, hello, Gordon. (Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts) |
/sci_bother - 1.39 |
I hate to seem rude, Gordon, but could you please bugger off? |
/sci_busy - 2.56 |
Eww! Unhand me, you ruffian! Who knows where those filthy paws have been? |
/sci_aftertest - 2.86 |
Stop manhandling me, Gordon, you're wrinkling my suit. |
/sci_somewhere - 5.35 |
Weren't you supposed to be delivering that warm apple pie to the boys in the test chamber half an hour ago? |
STRATLED [10] |
(noo, startle1 => startle9 NOT used) |
PAIN [5] |
/sci_pain1 - 2.88 |
I think I've just been wounded! |
/sci_pain2 - 3.44 |
That hurts almost as much as when I got it stuck in the zipper. |
/sci_pain3 - 4.15 |
Goodness me, that does hurt oh so much. |
/sci_pain4 - 5.07 |
Mind over matter, mind over matter! F#@$ <censored>--it doesn't work! |
/sci_pain5 - 12.08 |
Ouch! Ouch! Oh that hurts, oh does that ever hurt! Oooww! Oh, the pain! Ahh! |
(sci_pain6 => sci_pain10 NOT used ) |
DEAD [4] |
(sci_die1 => sci_die4 NOT used) |
SCREAM [32] |
/scream3 - 1.25 |
I love youuu! |
(scream1,2 and scream4 => scream7 NOT used) |
(scream01 => scream25 NOT used) |
FEAR [15] |
/sci_fear1 - 0.72 |
(odd scream sound) |
/sci_fear2 - 1.50 |
Hihi, oh my. |
/sci_fear3 - 1.14 |
Hihihi, ups! |
/sci_fear4 - 2.14 |
I soiled my lab coat. |
/sci_fear5 - 1.00 |
My goodness! |
/sci_fear6 - 0.63 |
(odd scream sound) |
/sci_fear7 - 0.50 |
Noo! |
/sci_fear8 - 12.08 |
(odd scream sound) |
/sci_fear9 - 3.16 |
Oh antelope! I mean deer.. Oh dear! |
/sci_fear10 - 0.88 |
Neeee! |
/sci_fear11 - 0.79 |
Yaaah! [geeky voice] |
/sci_fear12 - 1.45 |
Oh my! This is quite scary! |
/sci_fear13 - 3.00 |
There is nothing to fear but fear itself and and that monster that want’s to eat me. |
/sci_fear14 - 1.44 |
Get back cooties man! |
/sci_fear15 - 0.86 |
Mammy! |
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