//SCIENTIST – M&P Fun HL Sound pak

 

Random M&P Lines without Original HL Lines

 

Random M&P Lines with Original HL Lines

 

FOLLOW [9]

/excellentteam - 6.51

With my brains and your.. uhh.. gun, we'll make an excellent team.

/fellowscientist - 5.85

Fine, you won't even know I'm here.. Unless you turn around and look at me. Or I scream like a woman.

/fine - 5.13

I certainly hope you know where the bathroom is--I forgot to wear my Depends today.

/hopeyouknow - 6.41

Well I don't really approve of being picked up by strangers, but I'll make an exception in this case.

/leadtheway - 4.94

Stop manhandling me, Gordon, you're wrinkling my suit.

/letsgo - 1.60

Your feet stink. --also as answer

/yesletsgo - 2.99

Yes, guy: Scientist Power!

/yes3 - 1.07

Pourquoi moi?

/alright - 2.25

Alrighty then

 

WAIT [8]

/beenaburden - 5.66

I'll stay. I *also* like to play dangerously. <a la Austin Powers>

/slowingyou - 5.02

If you find some, I don't suppose you'd save me a bit of warm apple pie, would you?

/reconsider - 5.43

You can't just leave me here to die! Well, yes, I suppose you could...

/whyleavehere - 3.94

No, please take me along! I make for an excellent decoy!

/illwaithere - 3.49

So that's it, is it? Wham, bam, thank you, Mr. Scientist??

/istay - 2.50

Fine. You're feet stink anyway.

/illwait - 2.01

Do I really smell that badly?

/leavingme - 6.39

Oh, fine, just leave me here why don't you? What do you expect me to do, just pull out my needle and stab these monsters to death?!

 

STOP [4] - Fail to follow player any more.

/stop1 - 3.00

I think I'll just aggravate you by stopping here, Gordon.

/stop2 - 4.33

I'm tired of all this tomfoolery. I'm leaving you, Gordon!

/stop3 - 4.51

I refuse to go another step! The only way I'll move now is if you shoot me in the head.

/stop4 - 8.04

Oh dear! I left the bunsen burner on! Now I'll have to think about where I left it...

 

STARE [3] - Player is staring at scientist.

/yees - 3.50

Stop staring, Gordon, you're giving me the heebie jeebies.

/areyouthink - 1.77

This is my ticket, you know.

/noidea - 3.50

You know, I hear the Administrator likes his coffee crisp.

 

HELLO [13]

/hellothere - 0.77

[Scottish] Top of the mornin' to ye, Gordon.

/freemanalive - 4.12

Hello, Gordon--there's always room for H-E-L-L-O.

/afellowsci - 3.48

Ah Gordon, are you done with that inflatable sheep I gave you?

/hello - 2.41

Eureka! Sorry, just practising...

/goodtoseeyou - 3.10

Ahh, it's interesting to be subjected to your unique puss again.

/newhevsuit - 20.89

Ah, you have one of the new HEV suits. That should be very HEVvy. Heh heh.. By HEVvy, I mean both the weight of the suit and the fact that its acronym is pronounced in such a manner. It's a pun.. Oh, never mind.

/hellofromlab - 9.25

Ah Freeman. I see you were in this mess too. I bet it was YOUR fault, wasn't it?! Confess! Confess!! CONFESS!!! <like the Spanish Inquisition>

/inmesstoo - 8.41

You are from the Anomalous Materials lab, yes, I recognize you from the cameras I mounted in the bathroom.

/hellofreeman - 3.47

Hello, Gordon--there's always room for H-E-L-L-O.

/greetings2 - 2.01

Greetings--I mean, yo homeperson, wassup?

/greetings - 2.25

Howdy doody.

/freeman - 0.48

Whoaaaa, Nelly!

/hello2 - 3.66

Political Correctness dictates that I call you 'Freeperson.'

 

ANSWER [31]

/notsure - 2.59

I love it when you talk dirty to me.

/notcertain - .25

Maybe a little from Column A, and a little from Column B.

/perhaps - 1.75

Is this some kind of harassment?

/whocansay - 3.00

I'm afraid I can't answer that based on religious reasons.

/inconclusive - 4.32

I quite agree, but not exactly, yet I am not being indecisive.

/theoretically - 0.94

Theorectally.

/whyaskme - 3.37

I don't think so. And there's no Santa Claus either.

/lowervoice - 5.25

If you want to say yes and you want to say no, just say 'nes'.

/ofcourse - 2.60

Mustard?! Don't be ridiculous!

/absolutely - 2.00

The answer is 42.

/yes - Probably Not Used in HL game

/ibelieveso - 1.26

Yeah, baby, yeah! <a la Austin Powers>

/right - 0.47

No.

/imsure - 0.75

Shut up! <a la South Park>

/positively - 0.48

Yes.

/nodoubt - 2.18

That's a rather woody thing to say.

/yees - Probably Not Used in HL game

/ofcoursenot - 1.50

Euh.. Maybe.

/absolutelynot - 2.68

You're a silly person and I'm not going to talk to you.

/noo - 1.80

Oh, behave! <laugh, a la Austin Powers>

/idontthinkso - 3.77

Maybe yes, maybe no.. What's it worth to you?

/completelywrong - 4.82

If you really want me to answer that, you'll tell me that you love me first.

/cantbeserious - 2.76

Do you really expect me to respond to that?

/dontknow - 2.09

Eh... Splunge.

/ridiculous - 2.05

You were a special ed student, weren't you?

/shutup - 1.45

Wee wee, moisture.

/noguess - 3.50

You know, I've had enough of your skylarking.

/stopasking - 3.40

My God, man, you are such a little bitch!

/justasked - 4.74

[French] Oui, non, oui, non---hogh hogh hogh.

/repeat - 5.38

Uuuuuuh... Uuuuuummm.... Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.... Say that again?

/dontconcur - 1.66

Your feet stink.

 

QUESTION [26]

/everseen - 2.77

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

/needsleep - 4.19

You know, I hear the Administrator likes his coffee crisp.

/areyouthink - Probably Not Used in HL game

/evergetout - 1.85

Does this bumpkin know what he's doing?

/rightwayout - 1.56

Has anyone seen my teddy bear?

/cantbeworse - 1.66

I say, tennis, anyone?

/rescueus - 2.46

Look at me from the side; do I look fat to you?

/fascinating - 2.10

At least I still have my pocket protector.

/stimulating - 3.32

Do you ever feel like just settling down and clucking like a chicken?

/luckwillchange - 3.46

I wish Terrence and Philip were here. THEY'D know what to do!

/hearsomething - 2.46

Well, this certainly does suck ass.

/doyousmell - 1.94

Did you know your head comes to a point?

/uselessphd - 2.71

Did you just partake in flatulatory activities?

/waithere - 2.86

Don't you think we should mate here for a while?

/survival - 3.40

I wonder if I should sign that Live Organ Donor card?

/headcrab - 4.10

It's a shame we didn't follow *my* suggestion and research warm apple pie.

/goodpaper - 3.32

Do you ever feel like just settling down and clucking like a chicken?

/catchone - 1.89

Do you know what happened to that Warm Apple Pie?

/dinner - 4.57

Do you happen to know the mathematical relation between third base

and warm apple pie?

/alientrick - 2.95

I believe fubar describes our situation well.

/alienappeal - 2.52

I wonder if this'll affect my plans for world domination?

/rumorclean - 4.14

I'll pay you one million dollars to sleep with the next alien that comes.

/nothostile - 4.50

You know, I hear the Administrator likes his coffee crisp.

/announcer - 2.46

Look at me from the side; do I look fat to you?

/smellburn - 1.66

I say, tennis, anyone?

/noidea - Probably Not Used in HL game

/whatnext - 2.72

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

 

IDLE [14]

/ipredictedthis - 2.37

Well, this certainly does suck ass.

/containfail - 3.14

I wish someone scripted something interesting for me to say.

/chaostheory - 2.05

You were a special ed student, weren't you?

/howinteresting - 2.95

I believe fubar describes our situation well.

/neverseen - 6.51

I suspected this would happen--except for the bit about an explosion and death and destruction to all, of course.

/peculiarmarks - 4.10

It's a shame we didn't follow *my* suggestion and research warm apple pie.

/whoresponsible - 2.72

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

/nogrant - 2.10

At least I still have my pocket protector.

/bloodsample - 3.57

MP: Would you be offended if I told you you had sexy thighs?

/administrator - 4.98

Why, just look at those peculiar markings. Ugly little bugger.

/improbable - 3.46

I wish Terrence and Philip were here. THEY'D know what to do!

/organicmatter - .58

I don't see what all the fuss is about warm apple pie. I guess I'll just have to try it myself!

/lambdalab - 4.86

Well, there goes the neighbourhood. Next we'll be seeing Spaceballs.

/fusionshunt - 4.45

Did you know there's a gargantuan salivating beast right behind you?

 

NO GO [1]

/dontgothere - Probably Not Used in HL game

 

MONSTER [2]

/seeheadcrab - Probably Not Used in HL game

/importantspecies - Probably Not Used in HL game

 

HEAR [3]

/ihearsomething - 0.76

I smell something. Oh wait, that's you, isn't it?

/didyouhear - Probably Not Used in HL game

/whatissound - Probably Not Used in HL game

 

SMELL [4]

/somethingfoul - Probably Not Used in HL game

/odorfromyou - 2.23

I say, anyone for a cup of tea?

/peculiarodor - Probably Not Used in HL game

/stench - Probably Not Used in HL game

 

WOUNDED [3]

/iwounded - 4.36

I seem to be wounded but, I can keep bleeding.

/iwounded2 - 4.25

I'm not dead, I'm just very badly hurt. <a la Mustafa>

/iwoundedbad - 3.65

Ooh, that will require a tetanus shot.

 

CURE [5]

/youlookbad - 4.41 -- links to holdstill

Don't worry, I'm not really a MEDICAL doctor, but I come quite close.

/youwounded - 4.51 -- links to letstrythis

Looks like you could use a band-aid, and a nice warm hug.

/youneedmedic - 9.47 -- links to letstrythis

<like a Hippie> Hey man... Try some of this man--it's goooood...

/letstrythis - 0.00

(letstrythis and holdstill are a blank, as 3 different heal sounds link to it)

/holdstill - 0.00

(letstrythis and holdstill are a blank, as 3 different heal sounds link to it)

 

HEAL [5]

/heal1 - 5.37

Ah, you've been wounded. Hold still while I puncture you with this long, pointy needle.

/heal2 - 3.59

I can give you something for the pain. It's great for parties, too.

/heal3 - 4.49

Here Gordon, I bet you'll feel a lot better once I jam this needle into you.

/heal4 - 4.46

It appears that you need medical attention right away, but this is just as good.

/heal5 - 4.75

You know, this isn't really supposed to be used on humans, but you're game, yes?

 

SCARED [8]

/canttakemore - 2.99

My, that smarts quite a bit!

/madness - 6.51

This is madness. I'm getting out of here. Catch me if you can, I'm the Gingerbread Man!

/noplease - 2.14

I soiled my lab coat.

/gottogetout - 3.16

Oh antelope! I mean deer.. Oh dear!

/getoutofhere - 1.50

Hihi, oh my.

/sorryimleaving - 6.51

This is madness. I'm getting out of here. Catch me if you can, I'm the Gingerbread Man!

/dontwantdie - Probably Not Used in HL game

/getoutalive - Probably Not Used in HL game

 

ANGRY [3] - when Player attacks friendly character.

/whatyoudoing - Probably Not Used in HL game

/stopattacking - 5.35

Stop attacking, he's a fiend--uh.. friend. Fruck! I always mess that 'R' up...

/youinsane - 7.27

Are you insane? Well, neglecting to wear a safety helmet DOES verge on the edge of lunacy.. Anyhow, stop attacking, immediately!

 

PREDISASTER QUESTIONS [18]

/beverage - 2.71

Did you just partake in flatulatory activities?

/statusreport - 3.15

Do you think we should delay that warm apple pie for later?

/tunnelcalc - 3.57

MP: Would you be offended if I told you you had sexy thighs?

/shakeunification - 3.35

Did you submit *yourself* to the Administrator today?

/correcttheory - 3.40

I wonder if I should sign that Live Organ Donor card?

/analysis - 2.72

I wonder if there'll be lickety lime jello tonight?

/purereadings - 2.79

I've been taking screaming lessons. Would you like a demonstration?

/newsample - 2.58

Say, um, are you hitting on me?

/perfectday - 3.00

What is your stance on this whole warm apple pie business?

/cascade - 4.57

Do you happen to know the the mathematical relation between third base and warm apple pie?

/delayagain - 2.88

KITH: My pen! My pen! Somebody stole my pen!

/softethics - 2.77

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

/tunedtoday - 4.01

[German voice] Why don't the mice not follow the cheese?!

/donuteater - 2.07

Are you sure you checked.. the thingy?

/seencup - 1.94

Did you know your head comes to a point?

/hungryyet - 1.56

Have you heard of the guy from Nantuckit?

/recalculate - 4.10

Any ideas on the location of my samp--er, the new sample?

/checkatten - 2.63

This is all within your imagination. Right, Boo?

 

PREDISASTER IDLE [11]

/hideglasses - 2.28

Some little bitch has hidden my glasses again.

/weartie - -3.46

This... tie. is... too tight--choking---choking--ack!

/runtest - 3.42

Most of the simulation results are perfectly acceptable you know, except, of course, for the one scenario where all hell breaks loose and death and destruction comes to us all.

/limitsok - 2.17

As I expected... uh, wait a minute--that's not what I expected!

/asexpected - 1.44

I wish someone scripted something interesting for me to say.

/thatsodd - 1.23

Now, where did I leave my Power Rangers underwear?

/allnominal - 2.15

You know, Gordon, my Kung Fu is the best.

/shutdownchart - 3.10

Have you gotten the Swedish Suck Machine to work yet?

/reportflux - 2.59

[French] Oui, non, oui, non---hogh hogh hogh.

/simulation - 3.13

<sigh> I surely would like to see that girl in the flesh, that Alotta Fagina.

/hopenominal - 3.08

Did you hear the news? I bought this week's winning lottery ticket! Am I ever lucky!

 

PREDISASTER USE [5] - If you use Scientists before the disaster

/sci_alone - 3.07

Oh, hello, Gordon. (Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts)

/sci_bother - 1.39

I hate to seem rude, Gordon, but could you please bugger off?

/sci_busy - 2.56

Eww! Unhand me, you ruffian! Who knows where those filthy paws have been?

/sci_aftertest - 2.86

Stop manhandling me, Gordon, you're wrinkling my suit.

/sci_somewhere - 5.35

Weren't you supposed to be delivering that warm apple pie to the boys in the test chamber half an hour ago?

 

STRATLED [10]

(noo, startle1 => startle9 NOT used)

 

PAIN [5]

/sci_pain1 - 2.88

I think I've just been wounded!

/sci_pain2 - 3.44

That hurts almost as much as when I got it stuck in the zipper.

/sci_pain3 - 4.15

Goodness me, that does hurt oh so much.

/sci_pain4 - 5.07

Mind over matter, mind over matter! F#@$ <censored>--it doesn't work!

/sci_pain5 - 12.08

Ouch! Ouch! Oh that hurts, oh does that ever hurt! Oooww! Oh, the pain! Ahh!

(sci_pain6 => sci_pain10 NOT used )

 

DEAD [4]

(sci_die1 => sci_die4 NOT used)

 

SCREAM [32]

/scream3 - 1.25

I love youuu!

(scream1,2 and scream4 => scream7 NOT used)

(scream01 => scream25 NOT used)

 

FEAR [15]

/sci_fear1 - 0.72

(odd scream sound)

/sci_fear2 - 1.50

Hihi, oh my.

/sci_fear3 - 1.14

Hihihi, ups!

/sci_fear4 - 2.14

I soiled my lab coat.

/sci_fear5 - 1.00

My goodness!

/sci_fear6 - 0.63

(odd scream sound)

/sci_fear7 - 0.50

Noo!

/sci_fear8 - 12.08

(odd scream sound)

/sci_fear9 - 3.16

Oh antelope! I mean deer.. Oh dear!

/sci_fear10 - 0.88

Neeee!

/sci_fear11 - 0.79

Yaaah! [geeky voice]

/sci_fear12 - 1.45

Oh my! This is quite scary!

/sci_fear13 - 3.00

There is nothing to fear but fear itself and and that monster that want’s to eat me.

/sci_fear14 - 1.44

Get back cooties man!

/sci_fear15 - 0.86

Mammy!

 

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