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//SCIENTIST – M&P Fun HL Sound pak |
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Random M&P Lines with Original HL Lines |
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FOLLOW [9] |
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/excellentteam - 3.590 - 6.51 |
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With my brain and your brown we make an excellent team. |
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With my brains and your.. uhh.. gun, we'll make an excellent team. |
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/fellowscientist - 1.970 - 5.85 |
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Glad to oblige a fellow scientist. |
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Fine, you won't even know I'm here.. Unless you turn around and look at me. Or I scream like a woman. |
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/fine - 1.860 - 5.13 |
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Fine, you won't even know I'm here. |
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I certainly hope you know where the bathroom is--I forgot to wear my Depends today. |
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/hopeyouknow - 2.097 - 6.41 |
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I certainly hope you know what you're doing. |
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Well I don't really approve of being picked up by strangers, but I'll make an exception in this case. |
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/leadtheway - 1.163 - 4.94 |
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Lead the way. |
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Stop manhandling me, Gordon, you're wrinkling my suit. |
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/letsgo - 0.663 - 1.60 |
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Let's go. |
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Your feet stink. --also as answer |
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/yesletsgo - 1.141 - 2.99 |
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Yes, Let's go. |
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Yes, guy: Scientist Power! |
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/yes3 - 0.548 - 1.07 |
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Yes. (long) |
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Pourquoi moi? |
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/alright - 0.872 - 2.25 |
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All right. |
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Alrighty then |
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WAIT [8] |
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/beenaburden - 2.063 - 5.66 |
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Have I been that much of a burden? |
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I'll stay. I *also* like to play dangerously. <a la Austin Powers> |
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/slowingyou - 1.745 - 5.02 |
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I'm slowing you down, am I? |
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If you find some, I don't suppose you'd save me a bit of warm apple pie, would you? |
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/reconsider - 1.817 - 5.43 |
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I don't suppose you reconsider? |
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You can't just leave me here to die! Well, yes, I suppose you could... |
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/whyleavehere - 1.502 - 3.94 |
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Why are you leaving me here? |
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No, please take me along! I make for an excellent decoy! |
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/illwaithere - 0.905 - 3.49 |
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I'll wait right here. |
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So that's it, is it? Wham, bam, thank you, Mr. Scientist?? |
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/istay - 0.717 - 2.50 |
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I'll stay here. |
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Fine. You're feet stink anyway. |
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/illwait - 0.561 - 2.01 |
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I'll wait. |
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Do I really smell that badly? |
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/leavingme - 2.106 - 6.39 |
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What? You are leaving me here? |
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Oh, fine, just leave me here why don't you? What do you expect me to do, just pull out my needle and stab these monsters to death?! |
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STOP [4] - Fail to follow player any more. |
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/stop1 - 1.395 - 3.00 |
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This is as far, as I go. |
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I think I'll just aggravate you by stopping here, Gordon. |
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/stop2 - 1.684 - 4.33 |
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I refuse to go another step. |
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I'm tired of all this tomfoolery. I'm leaving you, Gordon! |
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/stop3 - 2.042 - 4.51 |
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You're going to have to leave me here Gordon. |
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I refuse to go another step! The only way I'll move now is if you shoot me in the head. |
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/stop4 - 2.302 - 8.04 |
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I'm going to stay here and wait for my colleges. |
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Oh dear! I left the bunsen burner on! Now I'll have to think about where I left it... |
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STARE [3] - Player is staring at scientist. |
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/yees - 1.403 - 3.50 |
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Yes? |
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Stop staring, Gordon, you're giving me the heebie jeebies. |
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/areyouthink - 1.639 - 1.77 |
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Are you thinking, what I'm thinking? |
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This is my ticket, you know. |
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/noidea - 3.502 - 3.50 |
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You have no idea what is going on, do you? |
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You know, I hear the Administrator likes his coffee crisp. |
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HELLO [13] |
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/hellothere - 0.776 - 0.77 |
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Hello there! |
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[Scottish] Top of the mornin' to ye, Gordon. |
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/freemanalive - 3.544 - 4.12 |
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Freeman! Who would've thought you'd still be alive. |
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Hello, Gordon--there's always room for H-E-L-L-O. |
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/afellowsci - 1.332 - 3.48 |
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A fellow scientist! |
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Ah Gordon, are you done with that inflatable sheep I gave you? |
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/hello - 2.415 - 2.41 |
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Hello! |
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Eureka! Sorry, just practising... |
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/goodtoseeyou - 3.109 - 3.10 |
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Ahh! It's good to see you! |
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Ahh, it's interesting to be subjected to your unique puss again. |
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/newhevsuit - 4.396 - 20.89 |
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Ahh! You are one of a new HEV suits. That should be very useful. |
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Ah, you have one of the new HEV suits. That should be very HEVvy. Heh heh.. By HEVvy, I mean both the weight of the suit and the fact that its acronym is pronounced in such a manner. It's a pun.. Oh, never mind. |
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/hellofromlab - 4.303 - 9.25 |
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You are from the Anomalous Materials lab? Yes! I recognize you! |
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Ah Freeman. I see you were in this mess too. I bet it was YOUR fault, wasn't it?! Confess! Confess!! CONFESS!!! <like the Spanish Inquisition> |
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/inmesstoo - 3.632 - 8.41 |
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Ahh! Freeman! I see you are in this mess too. |
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You are from the Anomalous Materials lab, yes, I recognize you from the cameras I mounted in the bathroom. |
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/hellofreeman - 3.474 - 3.47 |
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Hello, Gordon--there's always room for H-E-L-L-O. |
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Ah, Hello Gordon Freeman! It's good to see you. |
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/greetings2 - 2.012 - 2.01 |
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Greetings. |
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Greetings--I mean, yo homeperson, wassup? |
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/greetings - 2.252 - 2.25 |
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Greetings! |
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Howdy doody. |
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/freeman - 0.485 - 0.48 |
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Freeman.. |
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Whoaaaa, Nelly! |
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/hello2 - 2.121 - 3.66 |
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Hello? |
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Political Correctness dictates that I call you 'Freeperson.' |
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ANSWER [31] |
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/notsure - 1.144 - 2.59 |
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I'm not at all sure. |
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I love it when you talk dirty to me. |
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/notcertain - 1.282 - .25 |
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I'm not certain. |
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Maybe a little from Column A, and a little from Column B. |
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/perhaps - 0.919 - 1.75 |
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Perhaps. |
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Is this some kind of harassment? |
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/whocansay - 1.259 - 3.00 |
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Who can say? |
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I'm afraid I can't answer that based on religious reasons. |
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/inconclusive - 1.733 - 4.32 |
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It's inconclusive. |
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I quite agree, but not exactly, yet I am not being indecisive. |
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/theoretically - 0.948 - 0.94 |
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Theoretically. |
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Theorectally. |
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/whyaskme - 1.373 - 3.37 |
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Why are you asking me? |
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I don't think so. And there's no Santa Claus either. |
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/lowervoice - 2.000 - 5.25 |
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Kindly lower your voice. |
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If you want to say yes and you want to say no, just say 'nes'. |
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/ofcourse - 1.141 - 2.60 |
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Of course! |
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Mustard?! Don't be ridiculous! |
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/absolutely - 0.986 - 2.00 |
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Absolutely! |
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The answer is 42. |
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/yes - 0.396 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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Yes! |
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/ibelieveso - 0.831 - 1.26 |
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I believe so! |
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Yeah, baby, yeah! <a la Austin Powers> |
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/right - 0.444 - 0.47 |
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Right! |
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No. |
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/imsure - 0.671 - 0.75 |
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I'm sure of it! |
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Shut up! <a la South Park> |
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/positively - 0.669 - 0.48 |
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Positively! |
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Yes. |
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/nodoubt - 1.128 - 2.18 |
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I have no doubt. |
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That's a rather woody thing to say. |
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/yees - 1.403 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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Yes? |
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/ofcoursenot - 0.883 - 1.50 |
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Of course not! |
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Euh.. Maybe. |
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/absolutelynot - 1.198 - 2.68 |
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Absolutely not! |
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You're a silly person and I'm not going to talk to you. |
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/noo - 0.913 - 1.80 |
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No? |
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Oh, behave! <laugh, a la Austin Powers> |
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/idontthinkso - 1.624 - 3.77 |
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I don't think so. |
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Maybe yes, maybe no.. What's it worth to you? |
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/completelywrong - 1.918 - 4.82 |
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You are completely wrong. |
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If you really want me to answer that, you'll tell me that you love me first. |
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/cantbeserious - 1.196 - 2.76 |
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You can't be serious? |
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Do you really expect me to respond to that? |
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/dontknow - 1.110 - 2.09 |
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I really don't know. |
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Eh... Splunge. |
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/ridiculous - 1.002 - 2.05 |
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Don't be ridiculous! |
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You were a special ed student, weren't you? |
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/shutup - 0.876 - 1.45 |
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Shut up! |
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Wee wee, moisture. |
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/noguess - 1.613 - 3.50 |
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I couldn't even venture a guess. |
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You know, I've had enough of your skylarking. |
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/stopasking - 1.672 - 3.40 |
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Stop asking that question! |
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My God, man, you are such a little bitch! |
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/justasked - 1.816 - 4.74 |
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Didn't you just ask me that? |
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[French] Oui, non, oui, non---hogh hogh hogh. |
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/repeat - 2.945 - 5.38 |
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You know, you repeat yourself sometimes. |
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Uuuuuuh... Uuuuuummm.... Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.... Say that again? |
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/dontconcur - 0.908 - 1.66 |
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I don't concur. |
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Your feet stink. |
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QUESTION [26] |
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/everseen - 3.041 - 2.77 |
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Have you ever seen anything like this? |
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Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? |
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/needsleep - 3.953 - 4.19 |
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I'd give my right hemisphere for a few hours of sleep. |
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You know, I hear the Administrator likes his coffee crisp. |
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/areyouthink - 1.639 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
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/evergetout - 1.822 - 1.85 |
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Will we ever make it out of here? |
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Does this bumpkin know what he's doing? |
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/rightwayout - 1.671 - 1.56 |
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Are you sure this is the right way? |
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Has anyone seen my teddy bear? |
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/cantbeworse - 1.750 - 1.66 |
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It can't get any worse than this. |
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I say, tennis, anyone? |
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/rescueus - 2.624 - 2.46 |
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Surely someone will come and rescue us. |
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Look at me from the side; do I look fat to you? |
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/fascinating - 2.475 - 2.10 |
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Don't you find this all rather fascinating? |
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At least I still have my pocket protector. |
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/stimulating - 3.295 - 3.32 |
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Well, I think it's rather stimulating, don't you? |
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Do you ever feel like just settling down and clucking like a chicken? |
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/luckwillchange - 3.428 - 3.46 |
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It's highly probable that our luck will change, don't you agree? |
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I wish Terrence and Philip were here. THEY'D know what to do! |
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/hearsomething - 2.559 - 2.46 |
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Did you hear something? |
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Well, this certainly does suck ass. |
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/doyousmell - 2.093 - 1.94 |
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Do you smell what I smell? |
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Did you know your head comes to a point? |
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/uselessphd - 2.708 - 2.71 |
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Fat lot of good that Ph.D. does me now, hmm? |
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Did you just partake in flatulatory activities? |
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/waithere - 2.865 - 2.86 |
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Don't you think we should wait here for a while? |
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Don't you think we should mate here for a while? |
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/survival - 3.410 - 3.40 |
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Do you recall any of those emergency survival procedures? |
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I wonder if I should sign that Live Organ Donor card? |
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/headcrab - 4.614 - 4.10 |
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These crab creatures have a unique parasitic strategy, don't you think? |
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It's a shame we didn't follow *my* suggestion and research warm apple pie. |
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/goodpaper - 3.356 - 3.32 |
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I believe this will make for a notable paper, don't you? |
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Do you ever feel like just settling down and clucking like a chicken? |
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/catchone - 1.922 - 1.89 |
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Shouldn't we try to capture a specimen? |
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Do you know what happened to that Warm Apple Pie? |
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/dinner - 5.427 - 4.57 |
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Are you seriously suggesting that all of these beings are here to dining on us? |
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Do you happen to know the mathematical relation between third base |
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and warm apple pie? |
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/alientrick - 3.333 - 2.95 |
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Do you suspect some alien subterfuge behind this failure? |
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I believe fubar describes our situation well. |
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/alienappeal - 2.646 - 2.52 |
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Do you think we should appeal to the alien authorities? |
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I wonder if this'll affect my plans for world domination? |
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/rumorclean - 4.929 - 4.14 |
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The military clean up is just a paranoid rumor, isn't it? |
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I'll pay you one million dollars to sleep with the next alien that comes. |
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/nothostile - 5.149 - 4.50 |
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The alien species can't possibly all be hostile, can they? |
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You know, I hear the Administrator likes his coffee crisp. |
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/announcer - 2.204 - 2.46 |
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Did you understand that last announcement? |
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Look at me from the side; do I look fat to you? |
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/smellburn - 1.571 - 1.66 |
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Do you smell something burning? |
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I say, tennis, anyone? |
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/noidea - 3.502 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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You have no idea what is going on, do you? |
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/whatnext - 2.962 - 2.72 |
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Well, do you have any idea what to do next? |
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Why are there so many songs about rainbows? |
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IDLE [14] |
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/ipredictedthis - 2.737 - 2.37 |
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I predicted all of this, you know. All of it! |
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Well, this certainly does suck ass. |
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/containfail - 3.169 - 3.14 |
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It appears the containment system has completely failed. |
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I wish someone scripted something interesting for me to say. |
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/chaostheory - 2.414 - 2.05 |
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Do you still say there is nothing to chaos theory. |
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You were a special ed student, weren't you? |
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/howinteresting - 2.873 - 2.95 |
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How interesting! Just look at that. |
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I believe fubar describes our situation well. |
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/neverseen - 4.725 - 6.51 |
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Fascinating! I never suspected such things could be. |
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I suspected this would happen--except for the bit about an explosion and death and destruction to all, of course. |
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/peculiarmarks - 3.839 - 4.10 |
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Why just look at those peculiar markings. |
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It's a shame we didn't follow *my* suggestion and research warm apple pie. |
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/whoresponsible - 2.774 - 2.72 |
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Who is responsible for this mess? |
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Why are there so many songs about rainbows? |
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/nogrant - 2.144 - 2.10 |
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Well, there goes our grant money. |
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At least I still have my pocket protector. |
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/bloodsample - 3.508 - 3.57 |
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Wouldn't you like to get one of these blood samples under a microscope? |
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MP: Would you be offended if I told you you had sexy thighs? |
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/administrator - 4.432 - 4.98 |
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I suspected this could happen, but the administrator just would not listen. |
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Why, just look at those peculiar markings. Ugly little bugger. |
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/improbable - 3.470 - 3.46 |
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A failure of this magnitude is extremely improbable. |
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I wish Terrence and Philip were here. THEY'D know what to do! |
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/organicmatter - 4.581 - .58 |
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Well, the dimensional breech is definitely transmitting organic matter. |
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I don't see what all the fuss is about warm apple pie. I guess I'll just have to try it myself! |
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/lambdalab - 4.153 - 4.86 |
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I hope those people in the Lambda lab can get this under control. |
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Well, there goes the neighbourhood. Next we'll be seeing Spaceballs. |
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/fusionshunt - 3.997 - 4.45 |
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I certainly hope those backup fusion shunts are in good shape today. |
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Did you know there's a gargantuan salivating beast right behind you? |
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NO GO [1] |
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/dontgothere - 1.342 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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No! Don't go that way! |
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MONSTER [2] |
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/seeheadcrab - 2.495 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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Why look, another headcrab. |
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/importantspecies - 2.937 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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Another important species, revealed in action. |
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HEAR [3] |
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/ihearsomething - 0.764 - 0.76 |
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I hear something. |
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I smell something. Oh wait, that's you, isn't it? |
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/didyouhear - 0.663 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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Did you hear that? |
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/whatissound - 1.694 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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That sound! What is it? |
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SMELL [4] |
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/somethingfoul - 4.112 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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I believe something smells quite foul here. |
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/odorfromyou - 2.511 - 2.23 |
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I hope that odor isn't coming from you? |
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I say, anyone for a cup of tea? |
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/peculiarodor - 2.483 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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Hmm, what a peculiar odor. |
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/stench - 2.094 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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What is that stench? |
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WOUNDED [3] |
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/iwounded - 3.250 - 4.36 |
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I seem to be wounded, but I can keep going. |
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I seem to be wounded but, I can keep bleeding. |
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/iwounded2 - 3.144 - 4.25 |
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Well.. I seem to be seriously wounded. |
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I'm not dead, I'm just very badly hurt. <a la Mustafa> |
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/iwoundedbad - 2.094 - 3.65 |
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I don't think I can last much longer. |
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Ooh, that will require a tetanus shot. |
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CURE [5] |
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/youlookbad - 1.401 - 4.41 -- links to holdstill |
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You look terrible. |
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Don't worry, I'm not really a MEDICAL doctor, but I come quite close. |
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/youwounded - 1.668 - 4.51 -- links to letstrythis |
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Ah, you've been wounded. |
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Looks like you could use a band-aid, and a nice warm hug. |
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/youneedmedic - 2.673 - 9.47 -- links to letstrythis |
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It appears that you need medical attentions right away. |
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<like a Hippie> Hey man... Try some of this man--it's goooood... |
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/letstrythis - 0.841 - 0.00 |
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Let's try this! |
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(letstrythis and holdstill are a blank, as 3 different heal sounds link to it) |
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/holdstill - 2.042 - 0.00 |
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Hold still! This won't hurt a bit. |
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(letstrythis and holdstill are a blank, as 3 different heal sounds link to it) |
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HEAL [5] |
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/heal1 - 2.472 - 5.37 |
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Let me take care of that wound for you. |
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Ah, you've been wounded. Hold still while I puncture you with this long, pointy needle. |
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/heal2 - 1.297 - 3.59 |
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This should make you feel better. |
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I can give you something for the pain. It's great for parties, too. |
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/heal3 - 1.786 - 4.49 |
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Allow me to treat that injury. |
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Here Gordon, I bet you'll feel a lot better once I jam this needle into you. |
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/heal4 - 1.580 - 4.46 |
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I can give something for the pain. |
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It appears that you need medical attention right away, but this is just as good. |
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/heal5 - 1.897 - 4.75 |
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Don't worry, I'm a Doctor. |
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You know, this isn't really supposed to be used on humans, but you're game, yes? |
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SCARED [8] |
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/canttakemore - 1.864 - 2.99 |
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I can't take much more of this. |
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My, that smarts quite a bit! |
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/madness - 2.601 - 6.51 |
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This is madness. I'm getting out of here! |
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This is madness. I'm getting out of here. Catch me if you can, I'm the Gingerbread Man! |
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/noplease - 1.203 - 2.14 |
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No! Please! |
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I soiled my lab coat. |
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/gottogetout - 2.840 - 3.16 |
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Oh antelope! I mean deer.. Oh dear! |
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I've got to get out of here! |
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/getoutofhere - 3.056 - 1.50 |
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I've got to get out of here. |
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Hihi, oh my. |
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/sorryimleaving - 1.380 - 6.51 |
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Sorry! I'm leaving now. |
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This is madness. I'm getting out of here. Catch me if you can, I'm the Gingerbread Man! |
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/dontwantdie - 1.747 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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No! I don't wanna die! |
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/getoutalive - 2.417 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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I just want to get out of this alive. |
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ANGRY [3] - when Player attacks friendly character. |
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/whatyoudoing - 1.959 - Probably Not Used in HL game |
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My God, what are you doing? |
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/stopattacking - 1.605 - 5.35 |
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Stop attacking! He is a friend! |
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Stop attacking, he's a fiend--uh.. friend. Fruck! I always mess that 'R' up... |
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/youinsane - 2.615 - 7.27 |
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Are you insane? Stop attacking! Immediately! |
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Are you insane? Well, neglecting to wear a safety helmet DOES verge on the edge of lunacy.. Anyhow, stop attacking, immediately! |
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PREDISASTER QUESTIONS [18] |
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/beverage - 3.063 - 2.71 |
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Have you been able to get the beverage machine to work yet? |
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Did you just partake in flatulatory activities? |
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/statusreport - 3.586 - 3.15 |
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Did you submit your status report to the administrator today? |
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Do you think we should delay that warm apple pie for later? |
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/tunnelcalc - 3.837 - 3.57 |
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Are you running those tunneling lattice calculations again? |
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MP: Would you be offended if I told you you had sexy thighs? |
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/shakeunification - 3.624 - 3.35 |
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This should shake up those grant unification boys, hmm? |
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Did you submit *yourself* to the Administrator today? |
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/correcttheory - 3.677 - 3.40 |
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Are you one hundred percent sure that theory of yours is correct? |
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I wonder if I should sign that Live Organ Donor card? |
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/analysis - 3.120 - 2.72 |
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I am rather looking forward to this analysis, aren't you? |
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I wonder if there'll be lickety lime jello tonight? |
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/purereadings - 3.146 - 2.79 |
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Wouldn't it be fantastic to get some pure readings for a change? |
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I've been taking screaming lessons. Would you like a demonstration? |
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/newsample - 2.313 - 2.58 |
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Any ideas on the origin of that new sample? |
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Say, um, are you hitting on me? |
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/perfectday - 3.291 - 3.00 |
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This analysis is going to run perfectly today, don't you think? |
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What is your stance on this whole warm apple pie business? |
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/cascade - 4.365 - 4.57 |
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Aren't you a bit worried about that exponential cascade scenario we discussed? |
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Do you happen to know the the mathematical relation between third base and warm apple pie? |
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/delayagain - 3.238 - 2.88 |
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Do you think we should delay for another recalibration? |
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KITH: My pen! My pen! Somebody stole my pen! |
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/softethics - 3.029 - 2.77 |
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You aren't going soft to that ethics issue again, are you? |
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Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? |
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/tunedtoday - 3.932 - 4.01 |
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All these placement modulators were tuned today, weren't they? |
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[German voice] Why don't the mice not follow the cheese?! |
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/donuteater - 1.885 - 2.07 |
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Do you know who ate all the donuts? |
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Are you sure you checked.. the thingy? |
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/seencup - 1.849 - 1.94 |
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Have you seen my coffee cup? |
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Did you know your head comes to a point? |
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/hungryyet - 1.523 - 1.56 |
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Is anyone else getting hungry? |
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Have you heard of the guy from Nantuckit? |
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/recalculate - 4.139 - 4.10 |
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Don't you think we should recalculate those resonance-dampening factors again? |
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Any ideas on the location of my samp--er, the new sample? |
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/checkatten - 2.500 - 2.63 |
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Are you sure you checked the eigen-attenuaters? |
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This is all within your imagination. Right, Boo? |
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PREDISASTER IDLE [11] |
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/hideglasses - 2.288 - 2.28 |
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Someone has hidden my glasses again. |
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Some little bitch has hidden my glasses again. |
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/weartie - 3.467 -3.46 |
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Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties? |
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This... tie. is... too tight--choking---choking--ack! |
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/runtest - 3.426 - 3.42 |
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I wonder if I should run that test again? |
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Most of the simulation results are perfectly acceptable you know, except, of course, for the one scenario where all hell breaks loose and death and destruction comes to us all. |
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/limitsok - 2.172 - 2.17 |
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This is all within theoretical limits. |
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As I expected... uh, wait a minute--that's not what I expected! |
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/asexpected - 1.445 - 1.44 |
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As I expected. |
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I wish someone scripted something interesting for me to say. |
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/thatsodd - 1.237 - 1.23 |
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That's odd. |
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Now, where did I leave my Power Rangers underwear? |
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/allnominal - 2.153 - 2.15 |
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Yes. This all looks nominal. |
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You know, Gordon, my Kung Fu is the best. |
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/shutdownchart - 3.314 - 3.10 |
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Now, where did I leave that shutdown procedure chart? |
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Have you gotten the Swedish Suck Machine to work yet? |
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/reportflux - 2.593 - 2.59 |
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I must remember to report that fluctuation. |
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[French] Oui, non, oui, non---hogh hogh hogh. |
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/simulation - 3.136 - 3.13 |
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Most of these simulation results are perfectly acceptable, you know. |
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<sigh> I surely would like to see that girl in the flesh, that Alotta Fagina. |
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/hopenominal - 3.087 - 3.08 |
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I hope those containment parameters are still nominal. |
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Did you hear the news? I bought this week's winning lottery ticket! Am I ever lucky! |
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PREDISASTER USE [5] - If you use Scientists before the disaster |
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/sci_alone - 3.076 - 3.07 |
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Please! Leave me alone until after the experiment. |
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Oh, hello, Gordon. (Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts) |
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/sci_bother - 1.391 - 1.39 |
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I can't be bothered right now. |
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I hate to seem rude, Gordon, but could you please bugger off? |
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/sci_busy - 2.569 - 2.56 |
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Excuse me Gordon, but I'm rather busy now. |
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Eww! Unhand me, you ruffian! Who knows where those filthy paws have been? |
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/sci_aftertest - 2.850 - 2.86 |
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You'll just have to wait until after the test. |
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Stop manhandling me, Gordon, you're wrinkling my suit. |
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/sci_somewhere - 2.820 - 5.35 |
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Weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half a hour ago? |
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Weren't you supposed to be delivering that warm apple pie to the boys in the test chamber half an hour ago? |
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STRATLED [10] |
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(noo, startle1 => startle9 NOT used) |
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PAIN [5] |
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/sci_pain1 - 0.827 - 2.88 |
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Arrg! |
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I think I've just been wounded! |
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/sci_pain2 - 0.785 - 3.44 |
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Nooo! |
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That hurts almost as much as when I got it stuck in the zipper. |
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/sci_pain3 - 0.611 - 4.15 |
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Ssstop! |
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Goodness me, that does hurt oh so much. |
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/sci_pain4 - 0.389 - 5.07 |
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Arg! |
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Mind over matter, mind over matter! F#@$ <censored>--it doesn't work! |
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/sci_pain5 - 0.420 - 12.08 |
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Ahh! |
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Ouch! Ouch! Oh that hurts, oh does that ever hurt! Oooww! Oh, the pain! Ahh! |
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(sci_pain6 => sci_pain10 NOT used ) |
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DEAD [4] |
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(sci_die1 => sci_die4 NOT used) |
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SCREAM [32] |
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/scream3 - 1.128 - 1.25 |
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Ahhhhhhch! (falling down) |
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I love youuu! |
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(scream1,2 and scream4 => scream7 NOT used) |
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(scream01 => scream25 NOT used) |
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FEAR [15] |
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/sci_fear1 - 0.617 - 0.72 |
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(gasp) |
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(odd scream sound) |
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/sci_fear2 - 0.679 - 1.50 |
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(gasp) |
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Hihi, oh my. |
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/sci_fear3 - 0.403 - 1.14 |
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(Gasp) |
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Hihihi, ups! |
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/sci_fear4 - 0.583 - 2.14 |
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Ahhh! |
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I soiled my lab coat. |
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/sci_fear5 - 0.849 - 1.00 |
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(Gasp) |
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My goodness! |
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/sci_fear6 - 0.503 - 0.63 |
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Oh no! |
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(odd scream sound) |
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/sci_fear7 - 0.763 - 0.50 |
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Oh dear! |
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Noo! |
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/sci_fear8 - 0.522 - 12.08 |
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(scream) |
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(odd scream sound) |
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/sci_fear9 - 1.114 - 3.16 |
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(scream and gasp) |
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Oh antelope! I mean deer.. Oh dear! |
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/sci_fear10 - 0.508 - 0.88 |
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Ahh! |
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Neeee! |
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/sci_fear11 - 1.267 - 0.79 |
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Huh! Oh my! |
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Yaaah! [geeky voice] |
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/sci_fear12 - 0.704 - 1.45 |
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My goodness! |
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Oh my! This is quite scary! |
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/sci_fear13 - 0.407 - 3.00 |
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No! |
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself and and that monster that want's to eat me. |
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/sci_fear14 - 0.593 - 1.44 |
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Get back! |
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Get back cooties man! |
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/sci_fear15 - 0.428 - 0.86 |
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Ahhch! (sharp short scream) |
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Mammy! |
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