The Two Boys

One bright morning
In the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
When the deaf policeman heard the noise,
He came to see those two dead boys.
If you do not believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man. He saw it too.

- Author Unknown -
(Do you know who the author is?)