Genealogy Pox
WARNING:
- Genealogy Pox is a very contagious disease to adults.
SYMPTOMS:
- Continual complaint as to need for names, dates, and places.
- Patient has a blank expression,, sometimes deaf to spouse and children.
- Has no taste for work of any kind except feveriously looking through records at the library and courthouse.
- Has compulsion to write letters.
- Swears at the mailman when he does not leave mail.
- Frequents strange places, such as cemeteries, ruins, and remote desolate cemetery areas.
- Makes secret night calls, hides telephone bills from spouse.
- The patient mumbles to himself and has a strange faraway look in his eyes.
TREATMENT:
- Medication is useless.
- Disease is not fatal but grows progressively worse.
- Patient should attend genealogy workshops, subscribe to genealogy magazines and be given a quiet corner in the house where he or she works alone.
REMARKS:
- The unusual nature of this disease is the sicker the patient gets, the more he or she enjoys it.
NO KNOWN CURE
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