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Artist: Brak and Zorak
Brak: Zorak... Hey! Hey Zorak, why do seagulls fly over the
sea?
Zorak: Eh, I'll bite -- why?
Brak: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels
[baygulls], see... get it? Bagels... I don't get it. Do you get it?
Zorak: It's not a matter of getting it or not getting it. The
question is, is it worth bothering to get? I'm sure if I was interested in getting
it, it would be gotten. Oh you can be sure of that! But even if I didn't
choose to get it, and then got it -- what would I get?! I mean what would be in it
for me?
Brak: OK. Here's another one. Why were the little
strawberries upset?
Zorak: (Sigh) Because they were in a jam.
Brak: No, because they were in a ja... Oh, you heard it!
Zorak: Yes, I heard it. About a hundred years ago.
Brak: You already heard the joke about the little strawberries...
Zorak: That's right. So... Brak. Know any good
jokes?
Brak: No not many. |
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