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By MightyMightyMunson

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/all_about_yukishiro_enishi/message/256

Enishi-itis is a incurable disease found predominately in open minded writers and readers of RK indiscriminate age. For some victims, the illness manifests itself suddenly after very little exposure to the white haired hottie. For others, the disease progresses more slowly but the end result is the same. Once exposure has occurred, the victim will be forever prone to taking the side of the under dog, accepting that grief and loss can prompt people to terrible things, and acknowledging that the hero of a story...isn't always the only hero.

Here are some ways to know if you're suffering from Enishi-itis.

1.) You threaten to throw phone solicitors, tax collectors and certain dunderheaded politicians into a shark infested sea. (Not that there is anything wrong with this mind you...)

2.) The sight of small red headed men wearing magenta is enough to set you into a rage.

3.) You start calling an older sister "nee-san" and beg her to smile for you.

4.) You keep browsing the hair color isles, looking in vain for a bottle of hair dye labeled. "Sexily mysterious shade of whitish silver" and then go on a rampage when they don't have it in stock.

5.) You go to your optometrist and ask if they have any contact lenses that will give you "piercing turquoise blue eyes", then try then on and realize that you look like a damn fool and end up sulking over a dish of ice cream. This minor set back does not keep you down for long...soon you can be found swaggering about town, dressed to the nines in a smashing bright orange and blue (Complete with dashing cape and funky glasses) ensemble.

6.) You have a stash of saved articles on everything from Chinese Triad Organizations, Eastern Revenge Ideology, Grief and loss management, and the ever popular "how to safely sharpen your watou on an ahou" just in case some poor fool has the gall to bash your beloved Enishi-sama and needs to get several educational emails about how utterly misguided they are in regards to this most enigmatic of characters.

7.) You actually have a watou hidden under your bed, an attack balloon in the closet, and a rather spiffy cannon under the kitchen sink just in case the emails don't work and the Enishi bashers need a hands on taste of heavenly justice.

8.) You own stock in the White Plum Perfume Company.

9.) You have more saved pictures of Enishi on your hard drive than you do of your signifigant other. (Some victims even go so far as to use photoshop to cut and paste their husband, boyfriend, pet canary etc into a more Enishi-like resemblance. )

10.) You fantasize that Enishi-sama IS your significant other. (Not that there's anything remotely wrong with that of course. A vivid imagination is a terrible thing to waste!) Warning: There have been reports of seriously afflicted individuals calling their significant other by Enishi-sama's name at extremely innapropriate intimate moments. If this happens to you....please seek professional counseling immediately or simply introduce your partner to the wonderful world of role playing *___* !