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By Kamorgana

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/all_about_yukishiro_enishi/message/251

Top ten ways of becoming Enishi's next shark bait

10-Insinuating that Tomoe wasn't perfect
9-Insinuating that Tomoe and Akira did it
8-Reminding him that Tomoe and Kenshin did it
7-Being acquainted/friend/in love with Kenshin
6-Insinuating that Kenshin has his qualities
5-Being dwarf-sized and ugly
4-Bossing him around...if you're a guy
3-Ordering him to cook
2-Asking him to clean
1-Trying to kill a woman

Top ten reasons why Enishi is good husband material

10- He's rich (it doesn't hurt)
9-He accepts bossy girls...as long as no cleaning is involved
8-No mother-in-law, and the sister is dead
7-He won't hurt a woman
6- He can really eat crap, no cooking talents needed
5- He's faithful to women... (to their memory at least)
4-...and is too busy building twisted strategies to think of
cheating, anyway
3-He has a BIG sword, and handles it well
2-He won't run and hide if you're attacked
1-You have just to smile to make him happy