Funhouse
Evil Pony Chronicles #1
Evil Pony Chronicles #2
Universal Cartoon Laws
L-space
Pratchett Annotations
Too Much Pratchett?
Discworld reviews
Narnia Reviews
Rome reviews
like L-space, only a lot less powerful. And you could say that the polarity is reversed, because there is no knowledge involved in movies, only reverse-logic, which is busily destroying our minds while we sit eating banged-grains and sausages-inna-bun. Here are some of my movie reviews, then.
The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Kingdom of Heaven - can you see it? Midnight Express/Prince of Thieves dungeon scenes, with hand removals perhaps, huge battlefields full of intestines, and one extremely gorgeous Norman knight. I just gotta see this...
King Arthur has plenty
of horsies - just not much plot. Good for a few cheap laughs, however.Man on Fire -
Noir at its best and naaaastiest. Guns, gore and carnage. Bombs in uncomfortable places. And Christopher Walken. Brilliant stuff.The Chronicles of Riddick - a movie I simply have to see - even if there are no horsies. Haha.
Congo
I know... it's a looong story.
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