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| June 9, 2001 (Well, 10th... 12:30 a.m.) Let's see... I'm babysitting... and I have a phone conversation so long that I kill my battery and my phone starts to get hot. What part of 11:00 wasn't being comprehended? You spent 3 hours sitting in a parking lot looking at a tree... issues I tell you. Quick! Hang up, they're home.... umm I gotta go that's my step brother calling.. he's uh.. visiting for the weekend and leaving tomorrow. Where the hell is KFC? Driving.. driving... driving.... uumm yeah that says road closed. DUDE! Let's go to the city dump! Yeah baby woohoo! Your mission: follow fire trucks all over Coral Springs. How about Starbucks? No, you're not paying for me. Raya and Dana! You know you love my friends... yes you do yes you do! Where the hell are our drinks? Oh, they're sitting there waiting for us.. you stole my drink. I think we stole other people's drinks because mine was definitely not a Mocha Frappachino. Rayna... "yuck"! Driving.. driving.. driving... back to the KFC parking lot.. my car is still there.. possibly with no doors and half a tire.. but it's all good. Ok, there's a limo.. and he's parking... and someone is picking him up. It's a drug deal! It has to be.. maybe he's cheating on his wife. I wonder if it's unlocked? Let's go knock on the windows! Ha, no. And then there was Brett... lol You're going to be late.. yes, yes you are. I like my little hands thank you very much... go go go you're gonna be late... don't speed. Haven't you learned yet that my phone doesn't work in my house??? There's that tingly tummy thing again..... ;) |
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| June 19, 2001 Ohhhh I missed quite a few days... but, in a nutshell... it's psychotic. I bet you never knew that Borders was the number one hang out in Coral Springs! Whether it's spending 2 hours in the computer section because there's a hurricane outside... or sitting in the parking lot at 11:30... it's a happening place. What on earth would the world be like without our crazy drunk friends that party every night in the parking lot with their loud trucks? Yes, seatbelt buckles hurt... and Reaspberry Moca Chips will always be absolutely disgusting. No one ever shared, it never happened, you're dreaming again! Squisssshhh! Aw geese, I was supposed to be home half an hour ago..... Oh my I almost forgot the banks. No! It's his car... i dun wanna go in.. I dun wanna!!!!!!!! Oh alright.. aw geese. I'm sorry.. you can't open a corporate account unless you've been an established business for a year therefor you must run your business for an entire year without any sort of payroll! Bank people are mean! We're not 12 years old! Awww it's Disney day! How fun.. nicest people in the world. How many banks can YOU go to in one day??? :) |
| June 21, 2001 Ouy Vey! Ok, where to start? Dinner... fresh grass.. yum! Aw geese he, saw me :\ oh well.. Figures we make an effort to go see the fire.. and there is none! That's not fair I tell you.. how many Borders can two bored kids from Coral Springs drive around to in one night? And why must we drive to the Atlantic beach? ;) Woohoo wer're rebels! Trespassers.. oohhh so bad. No, I don't know what kind of fish are out there, no, I don't know what kind of boat that is... hell I didn't even know that was the light house and not the pier :P I'm not ocean-educated. Ooohh and we all know that the most memorable event of the evening was our black shorts and sneaker friend... with the white ass. For all you drunk middle aged men out there... whenever you feel like walking up to the ocean in the middle of the night to pee... and whack off... we're watching yyooouuuuuu... lol *yuck* Hehe everyone hates you, no one says hi! Aw geese.... sand.. such a pain. So comfy... going to fall asleep... we need to figure out how to stop time. Aww and no Borders friends! *sniffle* We miss you psycho drunk roller skating Borders friends! |