June 27th 2001, (or 28th since it's 1:21 AM)

First, I can NOT believe I went with you out to the sawgrass and ran ALL the way out there in the mud with my flipflops on so you could ask your friend one simple question that could have been done on the phone.. and then went the WRONG WAY down the onramp... you're lucky I made it back to work in time.

How fast can you get it up to? 140.. on the sawgrass? On the track... haha where to go where to go.. aww I want a big boat, where's Sample? Aw geese, sample doesn't go all the way to the beach. Damnit he's not here... oh well, we came for the food, right? Right. I can't believe you almost pulled me over my chair and knocked the entire table over... crazy! Mmmmm nothing like grass before bad shrimp. I know that number... Brett? Odd.  LOL aw geese.... the bird... what can I say about the bird.. *laughs* (seriously, I'm laughing out loud hehe) ok I can't even say anything about it.. it's just.. The Bird. hehehe Parking space hopping at Publix.. So I'm not a pigeon fan aw geese I'm going to stop talking now. Borders once again, only a few of our friends there.... so sad. Your Borders lady looks lost.. and naked? Nah. What the hell... the trunk popped? Ohh reverse advantages.. woohoo. :)  Crazy, psycho.. definitely. Shark bites! hehe Ok, I'm tired now, I'm done. :P
Breathe.. Just Breathe
June 30, 2001

5:00 does not mean 4:45..I am a drive-thru ATM Virgin no more! It's    so much more fun to take the long way around... wooooo too hot time to strip. We had such a LONG hike          to the gas station.. don't you have
anything better to do on a Saturday night? I hope people show up. Front of the boat - I feel like I'm on Titanic! Get a room! Damnit I'm  not fishing - "Get you're ass out here and fish!" Doritos do not make good pre-drift
food. Kiss the bait.. kissy                            kissy.. muwah! Walk much? Over the edge and on the jeans - "I
think I just threw up                                   everything I was planning to eat within the next week" But.. still laughing.. and still smiling... of course. You got one - "Hang on to 'em Urkle!" haha "He brings you fishing.. you pay for your own ticket... and you get sick in the rain....... I would dump him." Gotta love Dave the mate and Dave the captain :P Wanna reel in my mutton? I'm gonna sit inside... oh boy, bad idea. Want some gum? Ew, Big Red. Where's the blonde? She locked herself in the bathroom. Don't touch the head - not the head, nothing - and stop talking... sssshhhhh!!!!!! Ha, crazy Marine Corps guy. Welcome back to land!! Kiss the Tibby.. muwah muwah! There are psycho freakish white masked people with spikey hair behind us.. don't worry, they won't touch us... we smell. Want fries? Blah. Wait! I forgot my shirt!!
Meow
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July 7, 2001

          **SCREAMS**
ARUGH!!! Things go wrong so often. It sucks. Not only is it raining every afternoon so that I'm forced to cancel all my lessons... but now our wonderful Mother Nature has decided she's going to make it rain in the MORNING as well. SURE! FINE! MAKE MY LIFE HELL WHY DON'T YOU! Women. Sheesh. Damnit. Pissed. And what is it with some people? Why do you have to be so rude? I don't understand.. I'm nice to you.. whats with the bitch act? Get over yourself... you're not that great. I try not to fall into the little gossip ring but you just make it so difficult for me to stand up for you. Grrrrr and then there's the inconciderate people... the ones who have friends over the night before and use all the towels in the house when they go swimming... and leave them bunched up in a ball so that when I get up in the morning to go to work all the towels are soaking wet. Thanks a lot. Speaking of work... if you're going to work with other people you have to be conciderate of your co-workers. Right? Right. Well, there are some people... one in particular who needs to keep her kids away from mine.. I have my one little corner.. I never move from it.. and I have very, very little ones... WHY on earth do you insist on having your big kids swimming right next to my little ones... its a big pool damnit... move somewhere else. Rude. And stop giving me nasty looks... I've been working there almost 4 years and I've been in that same little corner all 4 years... don't you even BEGIN to think that I'm moving.
July 8, 2001

Smile my love :P Take a deep breath... and smile... or get some plywood.
July 20, 2001

Stupid Pizza Hut Delivery people.. we're ok, I'm ok, you're ok, we're fine.
Meow-ow-ow-ow purrr stretch! MUWAH! *huggles*
August 29, 2001

Yikes, I've left all my devoted readers out in the rain... I've forgotten about you. I'm sorry! I guess I've just been having too much fun at Borders or the beach... or driving around in the little scooter ;) Summer was awesome.. I had so much fun, I miss it already. SCHOOL SUCKS ROYALLY! I miss summer.. :(