Helm's Deep
Original: "On the Street Where you Live" from My Fair Lady
slandered by Bubbles

I have often walked on this wall before
But the stones, they always stayed beneath my feet before.
All at once am I blown up really high
From my post at Helm's deep where I die.

There is driving rain in the heart of town
And we die in pain in every single part of town
Do our forces pour out of every door?
No we're stuck in Helm's Deep where we die.

And oh, those orcs they are smarmy
And we know ten thousand are near
That overpowering army
That we wish like fuck would somehow disappear.

Elves are marching up, and that worries me
Because I think this ain't the place where they're supposed to be
Are they going to die? Yeah and so will I
On this wall at Helm's Deep we will die.

 

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