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August 2, 2003
ALL OVER THE PLACE, Middle-Earth—They partied hearty, and no mistake. The Dom-Land Caribou, their friends and relatives...and pretty much everyone else, celebrated their first Orlando's Bloomers championship by eating, drinking, singing, dancing, yodeling, etc. Indeed every song known to every race was sung—more or less—at least once during the celebration that is still happening at the time of this article. From Drowning Pool's "Bodies" to "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang," every genre, style and version of quite a number of songs echoed off canyon walls in Rivendell, clanked off of beer mugs in the Shire and rattled trees in Lothlorien. "Who knew Aragorn could rap?" said Legolas. "I personally found Sam's one-hobbit rendition of "Bohemian Raphsody" enchanting, if ah, unorthodox," said Gandalf.
The only down moment of the week, was a nasty incident involving Pippin and an inebriated fan who repeatedly badgered the 'Bou right wing to say "Frosted Lucky Charms! They're magically delicious!" Pippin eventually had to punch the guy in the face to make him stop. There was much cheering. In other news, Hogwarts officials were not amused by the volume of alcohol at the Caribou party. Negotiations are still pending on that exhibition game. Notes: Want to discuss the Caribou championship? The state of hockey in general? Legolas' hair? Now fans can get together and tawk amungst themselfs at the **Caribou Forum**. Big thanks to Ivy for setting it up and bigger apologies for not putting it up sooner! Notes Ia: Bubbles sincerely apologizes for not replying to any emails you may have sent her, even the odd ones. She is...well, the truth is, she is utter crap when it comes to answering emails. She reads them all and chuckles quite a bit, but has incredible difficulty hitting that "reply" button. Please forgive her. Notes II:
Read about the aftermath of the Elfhead
concert at the Merry-Go-Round...Rink...Thing Where a Penguin Plays a Banjo
here. Notes III: View all the Dom-Land pictures and how they came to be here. Notes IV: If you sent me something, see it here. 5) For more hockey terms and...stuff, click on Hockey Speak.
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Disclaimer:
This is just a silly site with silly things on it. I am not affilliated
with anyone connected in any way with Lord of the Rings or hockey. I don't
know anyone or anything. Period. I am a baboon handcuffed to a computer.
I am not a Middle Earth pimp. I cannot get you "precious moments"
with Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Viggo Mortensen,
Ian McKellan, Sean Bean, John Rhys-Davies, Figwit, Haldir, Liv Tyler, Steven
Tyler, Bill the Pony or anyone else for that matter. And
if I could get "precious moments" with any of them, do you think
I'd share?
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