Hogwarts officials expressed concerns about the safety of their students.

DOM-LAND, Middle-Earth—The MEHA received a letter from the Hogwarts administration expressing concern about the safety of Hogwarts students in light of the ah, enthusiastic post-championship parties thrown by the Dom-Land Caribou.

Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall cited the riots that seemed to follow the MEHA champions wherever they happened to go. The keg parties didn't help either. Neither did the karaoke 'til you barf competition. The volume of beer consumed by children was totally unacceptable, and the fact that a certain member of the team never slept was obviously indicative of amphetamine usage. The flinging of small, bearded men was alarming, as was the senior citizen bungee jumping.

The MEHA explained those were neither children nor midgets, but hobbits, and that within this particular tight-knit group, dwarf tossing is perfectly acceptable and not politically incorrect, and that Legolas isn't on drugs, he was born that way. Pippin wanted to point out that he misses out on the joy of napping. Legolas said that he does so take naps.

Potential chaperones are being interviewed for the students, including Bubbles' mom (Yes, the one that came up with "Fodo.")

Negotiations are ongoing with both Hogwarts and non-Hogwarts individuals. Puddlemere United has been most unwilling to hand over their keeper, even for one day.

And the party continues.

Hey, check out the Which Dom-Land Caribou Player are You? quiz created by our own Shmadyle!

Notes: Want to discuss the Caribou championship? The state of hockey in general? Legolas' hair? Bubbles' obessions with a tranvestite stand-up and a fictional FBI agent (who is the reason this week's update is late)? Now fans can get together and tawk amungst themselfs at the **Caribou Forum**. Big thanks to Ivy for setting it up and bigger apologies for not putting it up on the site sooner!

Notes Ia: Bubbles sincerely apologizes for not replying to any emails you may have sent her, even the odd ones. She is...well, the truth is, she is utter crap when it comes to answering emails. She reads them all and chuckles quite a bit, but has incredible difficulty hitting that "reply" button. Please forgive her.

Notes II: Read about the aftermath of the Elfhead concert at the Merry-Go-Round...Rink...Thing Where a Penguin Plays a Banjo here.

Notes III: View all the Dom-Land pictures and how they came to be here.

Notes IV: If you sent me something, see it here.

5) For more hockey terms and...stuff, click on Hockey Speak.

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