Legolas' guest room (or any other room) is off limits to Hogwarts students.

DOM-LAND, Middle-Earth—Can you hear the screaming?

After a lot of reassurances that Middle-Earth was suitable and safe for Hogwarts students, members of the wizarding world began arriving at the Merry-Go-Round...Rink...Thing Where a Penguin Plays a Banjo for their housing assignments. Unfortunately, a lot more members of the wizarding world arrived than had previously been anticipated, and temporary housing had to be set up. The Dom-Land players arrived to help sort things out.

Amidst the screaming.

"We forgot about Legolas' effect on adolescent girls," said Head Coach Elrond. "And some not-so-adolescent ones as well. And boys too. It was pandemonium." In fact, some people had Elfhead concert flashbacks.

"Oh, no," said Gandalf. "Not the shrieking again."

Legolas has since been moved to an undisclosed location.

The rest of the team stayed to help out with the backlog. However, Merry and Pippin's earnest efforts at tackling the paperwork resulted in some bizarre combinations.

"It should be all right," they insisted. "Two of their people gave us a lot of advice." Further investigation revealed Fred and George Weasley as the "two of their people."

The Malfoys were particulary unimpressed when they found they had been assigned to "A Shiny Pit in Moria."

A Gondor insider who preferred to remain anonymous said Queen Arwen expressed not a little consternation at having Hagrid and Fang in the palace. She may or may not have been kidding when she said "Alas, my choice was made in haste. Valinor here I come."

All of Middle-Earth's elves were horrified when Dobby arrived. "What the hell is that?" was probably the most printable thing said all afternoon. Sam immediately attacked Dobby, mistaking him for Gollum, and had to be restrained. Dobby and Gollum have since struck up a "friendship."

"Dobby likes me!" said Gollum.

Indeed, the feeling-out process seems to be going well, more or less.

The paperwork continues.

Hey, check out the Which Dom-Land Caribou Player are You? quiz created by our own Shmadyle!

Notes: Want to discuss the Caribou championship? The state of hockey in general? Legolas' hair? Now fans can get together and tawk amungst themselfs at the **Caribou Forum**. Big thanks to Ivy for setting it up and bigger apologies for not putting it on the site sooner!

Notes Ia: Bubbles sincerely apologizes for not replying to any emails you may have sent her, even the odd ones. She is...well, the truth is, she is utter crap when it comes to answering emails. She reads them all and chuckles quite a bit, but has incredible difficulty hitting that "reply" button. Please forgive her.

Notes II: Read about the aftermath of the Elfhead concert at the Merry-Go-Round...Rink...Thing Where a Penguin Plays a Banjo here.

Notes III: View all the Dom-Land pictures and how they came to be here.

Notes IV: If you sent me something, see it here.

5) For more hockey terms and...stuff, click on Hockey Speak.

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