Legolas glares.
May 15, 2004
ITHILIEN and MORDOR, Middle Earth— Some you win, and some you don't. The Dom-Land Caribou split their road double-header, beating the Ithilien Rangers 3-0 and losing to the Ringwraiths 1-2.
The Ranger team played at a serious disadvantage as their captain Faramir was unavailable for the game. The league had requested (with some seriously pathetic pleading) the second son of Denethor assist in enforcing the suspension handed down to his wife Eowyn, member of the Rohan Riders. The Shieldmaiden of Rohan was suspended indefinitely for killing the Witchking...for the third time this season.
"We told her, if she did it again, we'd have to suspend her," said an unnamed MEHA spokesperson.
Eowyn was reportedly dragged from the disciplinary hearing screaming "OH, YEAH? WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?"
"Yeah, he's got his hands full," said Boromir of his brother. "He's had to challenge her to a duel just to tire her out."
The elder son of Denethor smiled merrily.
"Gettin' his butt kicked too."
"Butt kicking" might well describe the Caribou's treatment of the remaining Ranger team. Gandalf's shutout streak continued as he stopped all 24 shots.
"Yeah, who else wants some?" said the grey wizard mildly.
Gimli and Legolas, fresh off their one-game suspensions, each scored a goal and an assist.
"We were so ready to go," said Legolas. "The game I mean, not a fight."
Frodo scored the other goal for the 'Bou.
Both the Riders and the Rangers are appealing Eowyn's suspension as well as threatening lawsuits. The Witchking was resurrected...again.
In the second game of the double-header, the Caribou hoped to take advantage of the Witchking's recent deadness, but it was not to be.
"They were just too good," said Sam, who didn't think it would be polite to take the Witchking's knees in this situation. "You know, with him still being a little dead and everything." The Caribou right-wing scored a goal instead, the only one allowed by the Mordor team's stifling defence.Indeed the Wraiths rallied around their semi-catatonic goalie who managed to stop 17 Caribou shots simply by flopping in the appropriate direction.
Despite the loss, the Caribou were spared the Ringwraith's most potent weapon, as a thoughtful fan sent a large box of earplugs to defend against the shrieks. Pippin and Merry neglected to take them out after the game and spent the entire press conference yelling, "WHAT?" at everyone.
The Dom-Land Caribou head on home to face...someone. Pippin has misplaced the schedule again.
Notes: Finals week just ended, so Bubbles will be a little better about updating on time, updating the other sections of the site and answering emails.
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