May 23, 2005

DOM-LAND, Middle-Earth— This week, Pippin will be recapping the games.

We played two games thisweek and we won one lost one. I don't know if that's good. the winning was good but the loss made Legolas real mad because it was against Haldir. He punched the bulletin board real hard and made a denmt. But he scored on Galadriel and made her real real mad and she broke her stick again becayuse he stuck his tongue out at her. Boromir says Legolas is a death wish but he didn't die when Galadriel tried to stab him in the head with her broken stick. Aragorn said that she goes to angry classes but they don't really work too good. And Merry dared him to stick his tongue out at her but Aragorn laughed all crazy like. Anyway Figwit scored on Gollum and Arwen did too. Figwit is real fast. So fast that even Legolas can't catch him sometimes and then Legolas getst mad. Legolas is real fast too. Especiallly when he gets mad and he gets mad all the time when we play the other elves. Mostly cause we always lose and becuase coach Elrond starts singing. This time it was little shop of horrors. I like the Suddently Seemour song. The dentist song scares me.

Then we played the Uruk-Hai again. I don't know why. But we did, and Frodo scored a real nice goal. And he was really happy and that made us happy because he's been real grouchy a lot since gollum came to the the team. I think maybe gollum isn't so bad. He likes pie too. Gollum stopped the puck a lot against the Uruk Hai. I don't like the Uruk-Hai and neither does Surfer Kitty. The Uruk hai was grouchy and picked a fight with Gimli and Gimli punched one of them in the tummy and then Boromir strated a fight with another one and I hid behind the goal. But then after everyone went to the time out box Aragorn scored a power play goal and we were like Yay! And we won. And we ate cheetos. And Sam brought donuts. I like donuts. Donuts are real good.

even beeter is Gandalf started practicing again. Frodo told him that maybe if gollum is good enough that the Evles only got two goals on him we wouldn't need Gandalf anymoer and he could go write travel magazines or something and gandlfa got kind of mad about that so he's practicing with all his equipment his knee is good I think. Sometimes Fodo can get mean.

We've been watching ninja cartoons on the bus. I want to be a ninja. They jump arond a lot it looks like fun. And they eat pizza. And sometimes they're turtles. Merry got some black teeshirts and we tied them over our heads and jumped around the locker room until I threw up. That was fun until the throwing up part. Legolas said if we were ninjas we wouldn't fall on our butts when we skate backwards. I said if I was a ninja I would blow fireballs and Merry said that's the most uselesws ninja skill.

So next week we play again. Like ninjas.

Notes: It's kinda sad to say this, but this is the last season of the Dom-Land Caribou. The well is pretty dry, and I've got quite a few projects (well, two big ones) that have been on the back burner for two years now. There will be a shortened regular season, a postseason, the Harry Potter exhibition game (J.K. be good to me, please!) and then that's it folks. I'll try to put up the things you've sent me in the next few weeks. Thank you for all your emails and messages. It's been fun.