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 These are all the jokes we could come up with while sitting around a table at McDonalds with a 2-litre bottle of Mountain Dew. That is, we could always use more! Please E-mail us if you have any at all.
Britney Spears is an easy target for blonde jokes, but it'd be better if you avoided those since they're not really that relevant and have been used too often. But we're willing to add anything!! So enjoy, and come up with some of your own!
 What's the difference between Britney Spears and a magician? 
A magician has a cunning array of stunts...
What do you call Britney?
Air head.
What do you call Britney's mother?
Air bag.
What nickname does Britney use to boost her popularity with the guys?
BJ Spears.
How do you plant dope?
Well, you can start by burying Britney...
What would happen if Britney gets Alzheimer's disease?
Her IQ would increase.
What's the difference between Britney and an ironing board?
It's a real trick trying to get the legs open on an ironing board.
Why did Britney die while drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.
Why does Britney love lightning?
She just loves having her picture taken.
Why does Britney take the pill?
Wishful thinking.
What did Britney say after knocking over the priceless Ming vase?
It's okay, I'm not hurt.
Dolly Parton was at a party when Britney came up to her and read out her name tag. 'That's nice,' she said, 'what do you call the other one?'
 Britney Spear's lawyer received a telegram telling him that Britney had died and inquiring whether she should be buried or cremated. He replied immediately, saying, 'Don't take any chances. Burn the body, then bury the ashes.'
Would it kill you if Britney Spears committed suicide?
Well, it might. They say that sudden, intense delight can cause heart attacks.
What do you call a good-looking high-school student with Britney Spears?
A hostage.
What do you call a basement full of Britney Spears albums?
A whine cellar.
Why doesn't Britney's mother fart as much as everyone else?
Because she can't shut her mouth long enough to build up the pressure.
 Did you hear about the new Britney Spears magazine? It's just like Playboy or Penthouse, but it's all the same model, month after month after month....
Generally speaking, Britney Spears' mother is generally speaking.
Is Britney Spears sexually active?
Nope, she just lies there.
What do you call someone who hangs around with a bunch of musicians?
Britney Spears.
 Britney Spears gave a series of concerts at small dinner venues. One attendee made it a point of sitting at the table closest to the stage right in front of the mocrophone and knitted while Britney belched her tunes. This stated irritating Britney to no end, thinking that someone was not entertained enough by the sound of her voice. So after about five concerts of this, Britney paused mid-song, looked at the girl and said, 'hey, you cow, are you aware that Freud considered knitting to be a form of masturbation?" The woman looked up and smiled saying, 'you do it your way, Britney - I'll do it mine."
Singer Britney Spears was accused of abducting and sexually assaulting a high-school student. In the courtroom, when the victim was asked to identify the defendant, he said, "Yes, that's her. I'd recognise the girl anywhere." Unable to control her irritation, Britney burst out with, "He's lying! I was wearing a mask!"
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