Christina Parody
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Y'all act like you never heard a white person before His rhymes are a bore (at least he writes them himself!) Punk kid trying to be hardcore The Marshal Mathers is back worse than before Makin us snore Whining in the microphone (Um, don't you?) It’s the return of the - oh wait, no way. You're a fool, You didn't just pay money for this CD did you? (actually, not for yours, either…) And Dr. Dre did… Everything you idiot! (well you say he's got good taste...) Without Dre's beatfest you're as good as dead! The worlds had enough of Eminem Even his girlfriend's cheatin on him Look at him Walkin around, living off dre, actin so cool But he's really kinda weak though Little twirp blast me on his new CD Why??? Cuz I turned him down for a date -hee hee- As for the question of who came first- -was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst- I'm sorry Slim but, this is gonna hurt They both came closer than you ever will, jerk Your song is on my nerves! Your song is on my nerves! You're kinda lucky cuz you got more fame than you deserve (you too.) That is the message that I deliver to little kids You can become famous and never know what talent is (You definitely DO give that message, pop-girl!) Of course they're gonna like you! Of course they do! You're like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroeder of Silver Spoons You ain't nothin but a product (like your Aguilera barbie dolls?!) Patched to be bought up (and um, you're not?) You know a year from now you won't be though of So you're right about dead animals and cannibals And some day you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals (yeah, he only likes dogs. That's why he asked you out…) And there's a million women just like me (but are you too stuck up to say look and act like you?) That think like me (gee, I hope not!) that all can see that Slim Shady is Just a boy dealing with puberty So if you agree, scream loudly with me! You're slim Shady yes You're the real Shady You sound like Peter Brady You get quite irritating (like that screech of a voice of yours…) So won't the real Slim Shady please shut up Please shut up Please shut up
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Don't take this the wrong way here. We like both Christina Aguilera (at least her music) and Eminem (at least his message) so we're not really taking sides on this. The reason they have a little spat, really, is because Eminem asked Christina out on a date even though he's married, and she refused as well as did a rather tactless thing of announcing it on television. So here are the lyrics to Aguilera's famous dis song, but with a few comments we have on it. Apparently, she's dissing herself as badly as she disses him. (We like her, but she's not the sharpest tool in the shed.)
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