08 Dec 04
I know la im bad.. ive not been keeping track of my days.. well mayb cos its so mundane
that i dun bother to know wats going on.. Everyday wake up so early in the morning
then standing stoned-faced in the MRT.. then i dun even know that i walk to sch.. It all
felt like a dream. Sitting in my cubicle, praying for time to pass by so fast that i
didnt know what hit me. But noo.. here i am.. lookin at my watch again.. just to see how
much time has passed by. GOD its not even lunch time! And speaking of that.. Ive been
eating like no one gives an ass.. When i get bored or when i feel sleepy, my only friend
to keep me company is FOOD. It keeps me awake, it makes me think, makes me do stuff..
like.. munching.. hahha I even bought cookies and chocolates to keep me company.. Man
how i hate desk jobs! Oh and the sch extended my stay till Jan 05 i think.. and all i
can think of is how much longer i can survive.. *my eyes are closing....*
09 Dec 04
You know.. i'm actually running out of words.. i do not know what else i shld say..
there's nuthin to say, well apart that ive been doing a lot of reading, shopping,
bitching; and then not having enuf sleep, not entertaining my friends.. those of you
who called me and i didnt pick up the phone, now i tell u, its either i'm away, or im
too tired to talk to you. Im not angry at you or trying to avoid you. Some of you can
be god damn touchy. Not that im sick of hearing you ppl whining.. but im just tired.
If im sick of you, i'll tell you ok. So if i didnt bring it up.. U're still fine. Keep
on whining.
Oh i didnt mention abt my collegue ryte. How i dispise him.. how i didnt like him the
first time i saw him.. haha. OK OK mayb it was the conversation when i asked him how
old i was and.. well mayb it was his answer that made me hit the roof. Then again mayb
its was his pathetic look. You know how some ppl just have that look .. that makes u
want to slap his face in every single direction possible.. like that la.. and his
jokes .. my god.. L.A.M.E! its so not funny and his laughing and im like.. dude..
i didnt catch it.. He's so into the YO MAMMA jokes.. ok la some are dead funny la.
Somethin like -
Yo mamma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that
rock?" wakhwkahwa i like that one the best.. Its ok if you dunt think its funny. U
need to loosen up man!!
So yea.. day in day out he and his damn yo mamma jokes.. then
after 2 weeks of tourture.. came my old LASALLE mate.. He has a degree in multimedia..
so video is his game.. so thank god for him my life was so much better. At least me
and Marc (tts his name) are on the same page so i feel so god damn much better with
him around. Then we noticed our dear Mr "Made Mun Pissed" was chilling out with one
of the receptionist girls here.. Hahhahha and u know that girl.. she has the "I wanna
die look".. hah my other gal frenwho was workin before me told me to check out that
girl. Sayin that her face pisses my fren off.. that she has the "dying look" and she
even has the "i wanna die" tone in her voice. So yea.. then Mr "Made Mun Pissed" told
us that she thinks Marc is cute.. ahhahhahha damn funny! Lucky Marc single.. Then i
brought him to "see her" and he said she cannot make it. LOL! thanks my kindda friend!
We think alike. I duno if Mr "Made Mun Pissed" liked her.. i mean there are tons of
other girls in this school and me and Marc are around.. but of all ppl he ate and
chilled out with her.. Fishy fishy ryte! Its ok la.. i think his time is running out..
he needs a partner soon.. hahha. To think abt it, he dun chill with me and Marc at all.
Then Marc says that i have that "I dun like you so stay the hell away" look.. but
really i do not have that look! I try to look as pleasent as i can. U know i even
tried to be nice to him once and well well.. he took advantage of it! wtf.. From then
on.. tts it. cant be bothered to be nice to him.. I dun even care if hes there or not.
Hes just a waste of space.. and i dun think i wana go writing how he did his job.
TERRIBLE i tell you! Heart pain! i see the results i feel like kicking myself in the
arse for askin HIM to do it!.
Did i mention.. theres a
HOTT lecturer in my sch? *winks*
To end notes, I shall put in a few yo mamma jokes.. so that you can have a blast reading
and larfing.. This are the best of the lot.. I think!
Enjoy!
Yo Mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo Mamma is so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo Mamma is so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,she looks like you.
Yo Mamma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo Mamma is so fat, she got hit by a parked car!
Yo Mamma is so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
Yo Mamma is so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo Mamma is so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo Mamma is so fat, she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo Mamma is so fat, that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
Yo Mamma is so fat, that after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.
Yo Mamma is so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo Mamma is so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
Yo Mamma is so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
Yo Mamma is so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo Mamma is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo Mamma is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo Mamma is so old, her memory is in black and white.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo Mamma is so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she stole free bread.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo Mamma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo Mamma is so short, she does backflips under the bed.
Yo Mamma's hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yea i know its a bit too much..
Love
Ms "Dun Make Me Pissed"