catch me :: if :: i fall


:: 31 Dec 2004 ::

This is it.. the last day of a good year. Here i am sitting tryin to recall what had happened during the last 364 days that had made my life more meaningful, different, more exciting; mayb make me appreciate life better..

Lets see.. my grandad pass away eary this year.. if u actually read abt it.. u know how i hated him.. but when i saw him.. lying there.. cold.. i just realise that i loved him no matter what.. cos after all.. hes my grandad.. mayb he just doesnt know how to show affection to the ppl around him.. I do not know if he regreted not spending time with his grandkids.. U know.. as i was typing this.. i do remember.. him kissing my forehead everytime he saw me.. and tts all he ever did..

Sigh.. *wiping away tears*.. Well life goes on..

And then i got my car license!! Well that was a thrill! *smiles* And also i got a REAL job.. yes my first official 8-5 job. Then again its a temporary one.. So i've been suffering for the past 2 mths and few more months coming.. waking up at 6plus am.. travelling on the god damn packed MRT.. its so exhausting... Its not that i've not been working.. I've been freelancing.. Im not a bummer.. I work here and there.. The kind of job that gives me only 2 to 3 hours of sleep.. heh but its exciting! ok wat else.. lets see.. u know those are the only ones on the top of my head now.. I cant remember anything else that happened.. I mean MAJOR things.. oh ya! I drove to KL! Hit a freakin plastic pole.. then again its not my fault! Its my uncle's fault.. poor sense of direction! k let me dig into my memory deeper... lets see.. have I kissed anyone.. hugged anyone... *raises one eyebrow..* hmmmm...... lol ok lets not get to that.. I'm sure no one wants to know. ahhahhah.

Then there's the earthquake that caused the tsunami.. which is soo close to home.. Well My Condolenses for all those who lost someone there.. Shall not talk abt it more.. Im sure everyone's talkin abt it.. and It makes me sad..

On a brighter note, I think someone has a crush on me.. AND! Before u all speculate anything, i'm telling you now that he's someone from my workplace.. and i aint telling which work place! lol but well.. i just have to wait and see... then again men do not come up to me and tell me that they errm "like" me.. No one here does that. Its SO BORING! Local men are wussies.. Wats wrong with telling a girl you like them? Its either she gets flattered or she gets disgusted. Well if she gets disgusted well i guess too bad.. move on.. There are tons of other girls that you can like. Just cos one scratched ur ego, you dun have to be a monk or hate girls forever! And let me remind you not all girls are the same! Get a grip lads! And you guys ah.. Is it so god damn difficult to notice that a girl likes you? My god wat do we have to do? Put blinkers that say "Hey (fill in the blanks) i like you!" We girls go ALL out (I repeat ALL OUT) if we like you. Dun think of it as a kind gesture. We dun have all the time in the world to attend to you. If we pay special attention to you, it means something. It doest mean that we wont help other ppl.. but.. you get wat i mean.. special attention.. but i guess its all gone down the drain cos no one.. i say NO ONE sees that special attention that i gave. But its ok.. i'm cool, i dun expect ppl to like me.. Im unlikable.. I get that and im content abt it.. Stupid bloddy man.. U know i guess Anna's right.. men are stupid.

Hmmm im expecting a LOT of messages on my msgboard after that comment.. ahhahha.

Happy New Year Folks. Break a leg! I know im gonna break mine.

Cheers!
Munnie C.K


:: 23 Dec 2004 ::

I have a crystal on my teeth and i have beautiful painted flowers in my nails. Did i mention i have blisters on my feet too? Thanks to this pair of pointed pink shoes i just got during this freakin SALE. I go 3 pairs by the way.. One pink.. one white lacy.. (fit for a wedding *cough cough* and another one heeled.) apprently my feet grew by the end of the day.. not a bit but a lot.. so that explans the blisters. Last but not least..

MANGO SALE STARTS TOMORRO.

Love,
Mun


:: 22 Dec 2004 ::

*Smiles*
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*Smiles* Ok la i know i cant stop smiling..

Well.. ehem.. ive been good.. well much much better yest; after someone HUGGED me.. oh my.. when he looked into my eyes.. shit man i felt like melting! U know the feeling..you feel light all over.. ur blood rushing thru ur veins.. you see the twinkle in his eyes.. then i saw his lips.. dammit.. Well you know he has this look; the gentle, kind look.. not the bad boy look.. and u know u can never get sick staring into his face.. really ive tried it. lol its like i cant get enuf! dammit hes perfect!.. When im in the MRT i think abt him.. when i see someone of his physique, i think of him.. man im SICK! The worse thing is.. hes attatched! *cries inside*. Well this world is damned. OR Maybe its just me..

Oh ya anyways yest went for a bbq (shall not mention which one)... nuthing much happened (space too big, food sucks & ppl are not mingling around!).. expect for wat i mentioned above that made me smile until now.

Ok work...Well works fine.. spotted 3 cute lecturers from my sch.. ahhahhahhha damn there u go Mun.. MEN again! *smacks myself*

Sorry if i talk crap a lot.. its because i've not eaten since lunch and its like 12.30am now. My montly visits by my best fren is due and the cramps are killing me.. MANGO's having SALE. I put on more weight due to all the choclates consumed when im bored in my office, my breasts hurt, my face feels oily and I look like shit.

And i miss him.... *pouts*


Ms " I miss C.Y."



:: 09 Dec 2004 ::

08 Dec 04

I know la im bad.. ive not been keeping track of my days.. well mayb cos its so mundane that i dun bother to know wats going on.. Everyday wake up so early in the morning then standing stoned-faced in the MRT.. then i dun even know that i walk to sch.. It all felt like a dream. Sitting in my cubicle, praying for time to pass by so fast that i didnt know what hit me. But noo.. here i am.. lookin at my watch again.. just to see how much time has passed by. GOD its not even lunch time! And speaking of that.. Ive been eating like no one gives an ass.. When i get bored or when i feel sleepy, my only friend to keep me company is FOOD. It keeps me awake, it makes me think, makes me do stuff.. like.. munching.. hahha I even bought cookies and chocolates to keep me company.. Man how i hate desk jobs! Oh and the sch extended my stay till Jan 05 i think.. and all i can think of is how much longer i can survive.. *my eyes are closing....*


09 Dec 04

You know.. i'm actually running out of words.. i do not know what else i shld say.. there's nuthin to say, well apart that ive been doing a lot of reading, shopping, bitching; and then not having enuf sleep, not entertaining my friends.. those of you who called me and i didnt pick up the phone, now i tell u, its either i'm away, or im too tired to talk to you. Im not angry at you or trying to avoid you. Some of you can be god damn touchy. Not that im sick of hearing you ppl whining.. but im just tired. If im sick of you, i'll tell you ok. So if i didnt bring it up.. U're still fine. Keep on whining.

Oh i didnt mention abt my collegue ryte. How i dispise him.. how i didnt like him the first time i saw him.. haha. OK OK mayb it was the conversation when i asked him how old i was and.. well mayb it was his answer that made me hit the roof. Then again mayb its was his pathetic look. You know how some ppl just have that look .. that makes u want to slap his face in every single direction possible.. like that la.. and his jokes .. my god.. L.A.M.E! its so not funny and his laughing and im like.. dude.. i didnt catch it.. He's so into the YO MAMMA jokes.. ok la some are dead funny la. Somethin like - Yo mamma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" wakhwkahwa i like that one the best.. Its ok if you dunt think its funny. U need to loosen up man!!

So yea.. day in day out he and his damn yo mamma jokes.. then after 2 weeks of tourture.. came my old LASALLE mate.. He has a degree in multimedia.. so video is his game.. so thank god for him my life was so much better. At least me and Marc (tts his name) are on the same page so i feel so god damn much better with him around. Then we noticed our dear Mr "Made Mun Pissed" was chilling out with one of the receptionist girls here.. Hahhahha and u know that girl.. she has the "I wanna die look".. hah my other gal frenwho was workin before me told me to check out that girl. Sayin that her face pisses my fren off.. that she has the "dying look" and she even has the "i wanna die" tone in her voice. So yea.. then Mr "Made Mun Pissed" told us that she thinks Marc is cute.. ahhahhahha damn funny! Lucky Marc single.. Then i brought him to "see her" and he said she cannot make it. LOL! thanks my kindda friend! We think alike. I duno if Mr "Made Mun Pissed" liked her.. i mean there are tons of other girls in this school and me and Marc are around.. but of all ppl he ate and chilled out with her.. Fishy fishy ryte! Its ok la.. i think his time is running out.. he needs a partner soon.. hahha. To think abt it, he dun chill with me and Marc at all. Then Marc says that i have that "I dun like you so stay the hell away" look.. but really i do not have that look! I try to look as pleasent as i can. U know i even tried to be nice to him once and well well.. he took advantage of it! wtf.. From then on.. tts it. cant be bothered to be nice to him.. I dun even care if hes there or not. Hes just a waste of space.. and i dun think i wana go writing how he did his job. TERRIBLE i tell you! Heart pain! i see the results i feel like kicking myself in the arse for askin HIM to do it!.

Did i mention.. theres a HOTT lecturer in my sch? *winks*

To end notes, I shall put in a few yo mamma jokes.. so that you can have a blast reading and larfing.. This are the best of the lot.. I think! Enjoy!

Yo Mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo Mamma is so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo Mamma is so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo Mamma is so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo Mamma is so ugly,she looks like you.


Yo Mamma is so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo Mamma is so fat, she got hit by a parked car!
Yo Mamma is so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
Yo Mamma is so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo Mamma is so fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo Mamma is so fat, she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo Mamma is so fat, that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo Mamma is so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V. you miss out on 3 commercials!
Yo Mamma is so fat, that after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch.
Yo Mamma is so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo Mamma is so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
Yo Mamma is so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.


Yo Mamma is so old, her social security number is 1!
Yo Mamma is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo Mamma is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo Mamma is so old, her memory is in black and white.


Yo Mamma is so stupid, that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo Mamma is so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she stole free bread.
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
Yo Mamma is so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.


Yo Mamma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo Mamma is so short, she does backflips under the bed.
Yo Mamma's hair so short she curls it with rice.


Yea i know its a bit too much..

Love
Ms "Dun Make Me Pissed"






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