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Kenny by Big Ben
Kenny
Salami, Kenny Salami
Where
you really conceived from a
pepperami
Those
flashing teeth, that gleaming smile
Has
kept us spinning mile after mile
Many
of us would have jacked it in
If
it wasn't for your gleaming grin
What
will you do, when this has passed
Buy
an afro wig, and star in shaft?
Grow
a moustache, put on a concert
They'd
all think you're the bloke who
sings
in hot chocolate
I
hope its not considered rude
To ask a final question of you
It's
something I've pondered behind your
back
Who
named you after an Italian snack
By
Big Ben
Is
that Westminster, or is it Charring
Cross?
To
be perfectly honest, I couldn't give a
toss
The
same must be said for Buckingham
palace,
And
Nelsons Column is just a big phallus
ST
Paul's Cathedral is a great big tit
The
millennium Dome is totally shit
Lambeth
Palace is a den of whores
There's
a bunch of old perverts in the
house
of lords
I'm
sorry if you wanted more friendly
banter
But
I'm stuck on this wheel like a
demented
hamster
I
used to think hosting was really cool
Now
I sit in the corner, playing with my
tool
If
I use binoculars, I can plainly see
Up
that Danish girls skirt in capsule 23
I
know you wanted a host with class
But
one more question, you'll get Big Ben
up
your arse!
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