Hey Bru, Mark here. I thought I'd just drop by and remind you of some of those fabulous thangs that all our intellectually talented customers would ask. I have a dream that I can build up the largest collection of pointless questions this world has ever known. (contributors to date: Iain Bootox, Caroline Skelly & Paul Heyward)

• How many times a day do you go round?
• Are we at the top yet (4 minutes into flight)? or Are we at the top yet (halfway down, after making a big announcement at the top)
• Where are the Houses of Parliament?
• How many capsules are there?
• Which pod was on Blue Peter?
• Does this bubble float?
• If the pod fell off would we die?
• Which River is the Thames?
• Surely that's not north, that must be north
• How many people a day come on here?
• Where can I queue?
• Where can I get a ticket?
• Where is the boarding gate?
• Are there any tickets left? (Only applicable when holding/in the vicinity of the SOLD OUT sign)
• How long is the queue?
• Is there air-con now
• Why is it called the eye?
• Can I book a flight to Bombay?
• Can we see the dome yet?
• Why am I alive?