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From
us to you (Rap)
Its
never the same
Without
our man James
Asking
me Kenny, are we ok for the day?
Approachable
is the way I'll describe him
Dependable
and always enlightened
Occasionally
he does get frustrated
By
the system that he himself created
If
you want to change your shifts
He can be a bleeder
Politely
asking you to see your team
leader
People-person
extremely to the core
Looking
after 250+ he's done it all
before
The
time has come and what we gonna
do?
Perhaps
its Bar Med for us to say thank you!
Kenny
Salami
Darren
Salami
It's
half past two and my break is over
I
stand quietly in the corner as clip board
comes
over
He
scans the platform for those finishing
at
four
I
shuffle my feet and hide behind Romeo's
door
I
look at Big Ben and its quarter to three
Bliss,
just two more rotations and I'm
home
free
I
step inside the capsule and take a seat
The
doors are closing and there is no
escape
Deep
down inside I was screaming rape
Apart
form me everyone was smiling
Then
this stupid child started whining
Half
way up and it's three o'clock
All
of a sudden the capsule is rocked
The
passengers thought everything was
fine
If
only they knew it was capsule twenty
nine!
It's
ten past three and the platform is near
All
on board stand up to gather their gear
The
next thing I hear is one more rotation
Oh
Adrian, if only you knew my
frustration
I
yearn to speak and point out the sights
What
ever the weather, day or night
I've
had enough of this secret squirrel
All
the managers can get on my finger
and
swivel
Before
I knew it I started to host
St
Paul's, Tate Modern and the
Millennium
Dome
Oh
what a joy it is to speak again
Keeping
silent drove me insane
Back
to the ground and my shift is over
Then
I got some tips and it blew my cover
On
my way home its 10 past four
I
looked up and saw 3 hosts behind
Romeo's
door
The
end by Kenny Salami (Rap)
One,
two here we go, here comes the
capsule
host
Once
in uniform but now in plain clothes
I'm
hiding, screaming, talking to myself
asking
what am I doing?
As
we get higher, my mind starts to tire,
passengers
look at me as if I'm a nutter
I've
been there, seen it, I've done it all
before,
If
only they knew what they're missing,
if
I'm allowed to talk
my
frustration is evident, my tour is
relevant
to
a group that's confused and still has
no
clue
the
clock is ticking, yes we're all leaving
no
more Romeo 1 asking are you
receiving
now
back to you guys that I've worked
with
you've
all been great, nothing short of
fantastic
the
team spirits been good, we've all been
on
a high ,
without smoking pot, back to George
street
quick time
screaming
at dean, franchesca get me a
job
before
the landlord knocks, ready to blow
his
top
all
good things come to an end
that's
the motto of the story
thanks
office angels for giving us glory
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