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The Family is based in the small farming communities of Eastern Utah, so basically we are rednecks. among our hobbies are proffessional wrestling, cartoons, not getting married, shooting, paintball wars ,playing Miss America, fishing, camping, cowtipping and working at grocery stores, as there are no other jobs available. We also enjoy making fun of things. LEADERSHIP: The Family is headed by a president Brother Milton, the vice president/ historian/ web master is Brother Scoob. UNDERSTANDING THE FAMILY'S SPEACH: Seein's The Members of The Family live in small rural communities in Eastern Utah, so we have our own dialect, and accents, so this makes it very difficult for other people to understand us, Therefore we have made this handy guide to help you better understand us. Meander: to wander on over. Gander: to take a Looksee, As in "Let's take a gander" Bust a Move: to cause bodily harm to another party. Shag: to hang. Freezer: Area in Grandpa's House, wich contains the deep freeze. Fly trap: Attic of Grandpa's House, it is actually part of the Freezer. It contains alot of dead flies. Appearantly from the Frigid Temperatures. Fark: A fork. Supper: The evening meal. Dinner: Lunch or any meal. To pull a WWE: To cause bodily harm to another party, A FEW OF OUR FAVORITE THINGS Favorite band: Weezer Favorite Entertaiment: World Wrestling Entertainment (Formerlly known as WWF.) Favorite Primetime cartoon: The Simpsons Favorite Truck of The Family: Chevrolet Favorite Cartoon Dog of The Family: Scooby-Doo Favorite late night talk show host: David Letterman Favorite Car of The Family: Buick Favorite Grocery store of The Family: IGA/ JUBILEE Favorite Convenience store of The Family: 7-Eleven |
