History
Back in the day Family was one big happy unit. But then one day in 1994 or so some thing terrible happened Brother Drew was kicked out of the Family. After that several people were kicked out of the Family for Various reasons. 

The Incident
(October '97)

But this horrible monstrasity was nothing compared to what was about to happen. On Grandpa's 80th birthday while we were playing an innocent game of hide and go seek Brother Terence and Brother Milton decided to hide in the Coal Shed. This turned out to be a horrible mistake. Sister Jennifer found them hiding and put the padlock on the latch locking them in. For hours Brother Milton and Brother Terence Suffered in the coal shed. And if that wasn't bad enough somebody locked the padlock ruining all hope of escape. Finally after a long, long time they were let out unharmed physically but scarred emotionally. After this event We kicked every one out of the Family. With only two members the Family was a very sad organization.

The Family who cared
(1997- April '98)

After "The Incident," as we call it the Family changed we wanted to become a loving family who would never lock any body in a coal shed we became a family who didn't fight and kick people out we became "The Family Who Cares," The Family who cares lasted for most of 1997 and through Spring of 1998. We even had a mascot Arty (the Ferret, Who Cares). The Family Who Cares was happy, always making Family announcements, on the outside we
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The Family caring.
  were happy even let some members of the family back in, Brother Milton was kicked out of the Family a few times and was let back in other wise it was great. But then Brother Terence made Brother Milton a Bullet Proof Sweater With the Family Who Cares on it for Brother Milton's Birthday and Bro. Milton rejected it making fun of it. Brother Terence Exploded Going on the rampage of kicking every one out of the Family, (you see Brother Terence had Fell on some hard times having the rug disease, being locked in the coal shed, being chased by drunks and forced to climb petty.) The sweater was given to Brother Quentin. Arty was found with a Big Foot X/T Mark on his back and went into seclusion. This Was the Final Straw and end of the Family Who Cares.

The Family/ Clan Years
(Spring '98-January '99)

Shortly after the kicking out of Brother Milton, Brother Drew created the Clan. But the Idea never really took off until Sister Jennifer recruted Brother Milton. The Family Who Care then changed into The Family, with Brother Terence and Brother Quentin. The two organizations had its disputes nothing major.





These were violent years for The Family.
Until the Great Feud of '98. It all started when the Family declared a feud with  the Clan. At first it started out innocently enough with rubber band wars, then it led to occasionally ignoring other Family or Clan members, and finally into Wrestling matches. It began to be totally out of hand. Brother Terence knew this had to stop. He asked Brother Milton several times to join the Family and stop the violence. Brother Milton refused. Then Brother Terence grew angry again at what was suppost to be a magical time for him, his Eagle Scout Court of Honor, several people made fun of his church gymnasium floor, just because it was carpeted. Well Brother Milton was close to kicking Brother Quentin out of the Family anyway but when Brother Quentin turned out the lights in the kitchen after Brother Terence told him not to Brother Terence kicked him out.

The Family  the last time we left them
(1999)

Being's a Family needs more than 1 person Brother Terence asked Brother Daveto join the Family he did. But Brother Terence knew he had to have Brother Milton back in the Family. So he asked him Brother Milton said he would, if we made him the President. 

Here is Brother Terence's story of the event- "I knew we needed Brother Milton in the Family so we could finally end our feud. I asked him for time, I needed Brother Dave's approval but Milton said either decide today or he wouldn't join. I knew it was more important to have Brother Milton in the Family, so we drafted up the 1rst ammendment to let Brother Milton Join. It took a while to get rules so we both could agree on them but we finaly did."

THE FIRST AMMENDMENT

BROTHER MILTON CAN'T KICK BROTHER SCOOB OR BROTHER DAVE OUT OF THE FAMILY UNLESS, (1.) THEY STEAL HIS CANDY OR (2.) THEY MAKE HIM ANGRY.
BROTHER MILTON WILL NOT TRY TO TAKE OVER THE FAMILY, OR THE WORLD.

BROTHER MILTON WILL DO ALL THAT HE CAN TO GET THE BIG DAWG (ANTOINE CARR) BACK TO THE UTAH JAZZ. INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO PROTESTING AND WRITING LETTERS.

BROTHER MILTON CAN'T MAKE A LAW UNLESS, AT LEAST ONE OTHER MEMBER AGREES WITH IT.

The new Family of the 21st Century
(2002 and beyond)

Nowdays, The Family is a litttle less exciting than it used to be. The feuds have ended and the members of The Family have been seperated for many years. But now have been reunited. The Family also has a new website. The Family is also crossing the globe, going to where no member of The Family has ever gone before places like Wyoming, and Taiwan. What lies in store for the future of The Family? nobody knows, one  member of The Family has said, "I hope The Family can go back to the good old days, the days when we cared." We think that the events of the last will inspire us to all care a little more.
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