Wow. Two updates in less than a week. I must be sick. Oh, wait, I am sick. Fun lung infection (as stated before), and just in time to keep me from testing for my brown belt, too. That's right, I do karate. Wait, wait, before you say it... "Oooo, don't wanna mess with me." There. I did it for you. I swear I'll mangle the next person that says that to me.

So, now, to actually explain the update. The Sounds section actually exists, now. Can I get a "hallelujah"? No? A "Hail Mary"? How 'bout a "quit making fun of my religion, cunt"?

Thought I might get somethin' with that last one. Thanks. You folks enjoy the new section, and try not to hurt yourself. Remember, no one under fifty-six inches, and no sharp objects. Leave those with me.

Yours,
Feral Tendencies, crazed half-hyena

Old News:
June 20, 2003
Yes, I yet live. ::listens to the groans of despair:: Bite me. I think it's life only in the clinical sense. I've been fortunate enough to contract some form of lung crap that has been bothering me off and on for about a month, now, and it is currently preventing me from taking a test for my brown belt this weekend. Which means that I've been training for six fucking months and now I get to watch everyone else pass me by. Yay. I think I'm gonna be a brown stripe for eternity.

Well, enough about me, let's talk about the website. Not much has changed, really. No new content. More like discontent. But I did change a few colors, and I added a few song quotes. I also put the nice little navigation bar in there on the left on some of the pages that lacked it, so the site is becoming less retarded in format.

In other news, I just noticed that my hit counter has mysteriously disappeared. Or maybe I moved it. I'm not really sure. I have a shitty memory and even shittier organizational skills, so... yeah. It could be anywhere. It could have gone on walkabout or it could be floating around in my closet somewhere. Just lemme know if you see it, huh? Tell it I miss it. That I want it to come home and that I love it and that I'm sorry I didn't say so before and that I swear I'll never yell or drink again.