A page dealing in... well, quotes*! Sayings and whatnot that I find amusing. There are categories, 'cause there are a lot of 'em. Of course, I haven't put in every last quote that I like, 'cause that would take forever, not to mention I've lost a lot of 'em over the years, but the best ones are all here!

Incidentally, if you happen to know the name of person who made a quote that's been marked Unknown, or if you have a quote you'd like to see added, please don't hesitate to email me!

Advice - Advice ranging from the useful to the useless to the out-and-out mean. Good stuff, maaaannnn...

Conversations - We walk, we talk, we go nuts! Quotes can be conversations! At least, in my world. And mine's the only one that counts, right? Right?! Damn straight...

Culture and Current Events - You need to be pretty savvy to go here. Or, at least have had a little exposure to pop culture and the news. This is all related to stuff where ya just had to be there...

Humorous - Hey, gotta laugh, right? It's supposed to increase your lifespan, or somethin'.

Intellectual - Stuff regarding (and usually insulting) the human intellect.

Pets - Stuff about the creepy crawlies we love...

Philosophical - What would the world be without philosophy? Wait... don't answer that.

Psychological - Basically, quotes about sanity (or, more often, a lack thereof). Would've put 'em in the "Philosophical" and "Humor" parts, but both were already pretty huge...

Songs - What's the world without music? Really, really boring. So, here are some song quotes. Some are funny, some are serious, but they're all from... well, songs!