Archaeologist1: Ew, what died?!
Archaeologist2: Civilization, Rob, don't you remember?
~ Beth's Cracked Mind

B: I've never been into convertibles. Too "midlife crisis" for me.
F: If you're still a kid, it's not a midlife crisis. You're stupid.
B: Well that all depends on when you're gonna die.
~ Feral 'n' Beth, on middle age

S: Shall I send out for some Chinese, sir?
B: No... those people are all gristle.
~ Smithers and Burns, The Simpsons

B: Woah! Someone had a busy day!
F: My roommate exploded!
~ Bender and Fry, Futurama

F: Nevermind. I'll take care of it. 'Cause I'm a kind and gentle person.
B: Like Red Rider?
F: No... he was peaceable. I'm just kind and gentle.
B: Oh. Either way, it's a load of crap.
~ Feral 'n' Beth, on Feral's personality

D: Oh my god! You'll never guess what happened to me at school today.
B: Everyone started singing and dancing?
D: I gave birth to a pterodactyl.
A: Oh my gosh! Did it sing?!
~ Dawn, Buffy, and Anya, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

F: I hate this song. Put in the CD.
B: I will. I just like watching you flounder.
F: I'm not floundering. I'm getting pissed off.
~ Feral and Beth

M: Quit stretching the dog's face.
B: I'd like to see you try that with your fish.
F: Oh, shut up.
B: She'd be in there pulling their fins off. Pop... oops. Pop... oops!
M: He loves me... He loves me not... He loves me...
~ Feral, Feral's mom, and Beth

M: Oh my God! It is the Apocalypse! Bart, are you wearing clean underwear?!
B: Not anymore...
~ Marge and Bart, The Simpsons

P: You are not God!
Q: Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out or smite you, or something...
~ Picard and Q, Star Trek: The Next Generation

L: I feel like I wanna throw up.
C: Then my work is done.
~ Lisa and Commercial Lady, The Simpsons

E: Yes, she has a TV in her car.
D: Yeah, but she has on of them factory-made cars.
F: As opposed to the kind made out of dustbunnies and hair?
~ Elena, Feral's dad, and Feral, on car companies