Ah, yes... here we shall appraise and abuse the human intellect (what there is of it...). I do hope you enjoy. Maybe you can find somethin' to insult your collegues with...
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
~ Unknown
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
~ Charles Sykes
The world is endless, the universe inexhaustible, and the human brain will never be threatened with unemployment.
~ Genrich Altshuller, The Innovation Algorithm (Technical Innovation Center)
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
~ Albert Einstein
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
~ Galileo Galilei
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
~ Thomas Alva Edison
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
~ Frank Zappa
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
~ Jimi Hendrix
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
~ Bertrand Russell
I am not young enough to know everything.
~ Oscar Wilde
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
~ Mark Twain