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MAY MONTHLY MAYHEM, MAY 5 2001
B. Atch and The AtchPac opened up May’s Mayhem by doing an interview. B. Atch was the spokesperson for the group, as he had a lot to say. Atch said that although there were only two matches scheduled for Mayhem, Wang vs. Hardkore Eaton and Commissioner Keener vs. Blonde Ambition, he had a master plan. Atch said that The Commish gave Almost Amish and HSM the night off, so Atch would be the special guest referee for the Cruiserweight Title match pitting Wang against Hardkore Eaton. Atch then ended the interview by saying that if his Master Plan followed through as he wanted it to, HSM and Amish would both wrestle at Mayhem. During the rest of the Pre-PPV, Hardkore Eaton said that he wouldn’t let Atch screw him out of the Cruiserweight Title, The Commish said that he would be walking out of Mayhem with both titles, and Ambition said that he didn’t care about titles, all he wanted to do was hurt The Commish.
The first match at Mayhem was Wang defending his Cruiserweight Title against Hardkore Eaton, with B. Atch as the special guest referee. Throughout the match, Atch was a fair referee. Hardkore Eaton used his size advantage against Wang, as their feud escalated to new levels during the brutal contest. Some of the highlights of this match included Hardkore Eaton almost decapitating Wang’s head from his shoulders after a brutal clothesline, and Hardkore Eaton almost breaking Wang’s back with a nasty Boston Crab. After seeing this, B. Atch said that he was taking the law into his own hands. Atch grabbed a pan and nailed Hardkore Eaton with it. After Hardkore recovered, he hit a Last Bite on the injured Wang. Atch ran in to save his friend, but was meant with a Last Bite from Hardkore. Hardkore then delivered another Last Bite to the delirious Wang, and used B. Atch’s unconscious hand to count the pin and make him a 2-Time “Cruiserweight” Champion. As Hardkore exited BCW Arena, B. Atch yelled at him to come back, but Hardkore was happy with his win and would have nothing to do with it. After this, it was time for The Main Event pitting The BCW Triad Champion, Commissioner Keener, against The BCW Hardkore Champion, Blonde Ambition. This was a Title for Title match, and only one man could walk out with both titles. Before The Commish and Blonde Ambition came out, a new face came out to BCW Arena and said that his name was Joynt, and that he wanted to make a name for himself in BCW. Joynt then said that all he wanted was a chance, then saying that he would be the referee for The Commish and Blonde Ambition showdown. After this announcement, The Commish came out, followed by Blonde Ambition. This was a typical match between The Commish and Blonde Ambition, but it seemed that they both inflicted more pain on one another with both titles on the line. The Commish used his sporadic style to hurt Ambition, and Ambition used his daredevil style to inflict pain on The Commish as well. After The Commish used a trusty pan to nail Ambition, Ambition’s face turned into a Sea of Crimson, as the blood started to flow from Ambition’s forehead. The Commish then nailed Ambition in the head with another pan, and Ambition immediately grabbed his head. Ambition said that The Commish broke his eardrum, but this seemed to motivate Ambition even more. Ambition then showed his sadistic side, as he used his own blood and painted The Commish’s face with it. Ambition then gave The Commish a Blonde Ambishionater, but The Commish kicked out. Ambition then said that he was going to recreate Sabotage, and Ambition proceeded to collect pans and boxes and piled them on The Commish, just like he did to defeat The Commish at Sabotage. Ambition nailed The Commish with another Blonde Ambishionater, this time with all the boxes and pans on top of The Commish. Amazingly, The Commish kicked out of this as well. This enraged Blonde Ambition and gave The Commish some time to recover. The Commish returned to his feet, nailed Ambition in the groin, and proceeded to give Ambition 5 Commissioner Crusifixions! The Commish went for the pin, but Ambition kicked out! Ambition then got to his feet on the ring apron. Ambition turned around, but The Commish speared Blonde Ambition off the ring apron and through a pile of boxes on the outside! The Commish then covered Ambition, and Joynt made the 3 count on the outside of the ring to make The Commish both The Hardkore Heavyweight and Triad Champions. As The Commish celebrated, Joynt helped Blonde Ambition to the back. Before The Commish could leave however, The AtchPac music hit. B. Atch came out with Wang, and approached The Commish. B. Atch said that he thought The Commish was doing a horrible job running BCW. Atch said that he thought he could do a better job himself, so Atch challenged The Commish to a match for The Commissionership of BCW. The Commish accepted the challenge, but he also added a stipulation of his own. The Commish said that if he won, B. Atch had to tell the world what his first name was. Atch reluctantly accepted, and the match was on. The Commish totally dominated Atch for about 5 minutes, but Atch then put up the too sweet sign, which signaled for The AtchPac. The AtchPac music then hit, and HSM and Almost Amish came running down to the ring to save Atch. Wang, Amish, and B. Atch attacked The Commish with pans, and HSM then gave The Commish a devastating T-Bone Suplex. The AtchPac then piled on The Commish, and a three-count later, B. Atch was the new Commissioner of BCW! The dejected former Commish rolled out of the ring as The AtchPac celebrated. Atch then got the mic and renamed his new enemy Kumeener, a mix between former Commissioner and Keener! The AtchPac then said that Kumeener sounded like a car, so Atch dubbed him Volkswagen Kumeener! B. Atch’s first order of business as Commissioner was to strip Kumeener of a title. Atch said that in his BCW, nobody could hold 2 titles at once, which meant that Kumeener would have to give up 1 title. Kumeener decided that he would hand over The Triad Title. Kumeener then left with his Hardkore Heavyweight Title, as The AtchPac taunted him. Wang said that Kumeener had definitely run out of gas! Commissioner Atch then said that he was holding a one-night tournament to crown a new BCW Triad Champion. Atch then introduced some of the first round matches. They were HSM vs. Wang, which shocked both Wang and HSM. Atch said that The AtchPac were professionals and that Wang and HSM could wrestle, and then leave it in the ring. Atch then said that no matter who won, both Wang and HSM would shake hands at the end of the match. Other first round matches were B. Atch vs. Harry Sak and Almost Amish vs. Hardkore Eaton. The new Commish then tried to explain how the other rounds would go, but he confused himself in the process! Atch said that The Triad Title would stay in The AtchPac, and that himself, Wang, or HSM was going to win it. The AtchPac then celebrated as they left. The first match in the Triad tournament was Wang against HSM. Wang and HSM came out together, but didn’t look like they wanted to fight each other. That all changed when they got in the ring, though. BCW’s premier Cruiserweight put up a good fight against the much larger HSM, but in the end HSM won with The Steel City Spike. True to Commissioner Atch’s word, HSM and Wang shook hands after the match was over. The next first round match was Commissioner Atch against the "Missing In Action" Harry Sak. Atch came out and said that he knew he was going to win, because Sak wouldn’t even show up. Atch called out Sak, Sak’s music played, but Sak never came out. Atch was about to announce himself as the winner, but he noticed something in a nearby tree. When Atch went over to investigate, the real Harry Sak was waiting in the tree for Atch. Harry was about 4 feet tall, and his head was much larger than his body! Harry jumped down and chased Atch to the ring. In the ring, Sak kicked Atch in the nuts a couple of times then mesmerized Atch as he did a 450 Splash onto Atch. Sak then amazingly covered and pinned Atch, then left BCW Arena as quick as he came into it. Atch then wallowed in his own self pity, as he had become the first person in BCW to lose to the real Harry Sak! The final match of the first round pitted Almost Amish against his own brother, Hardkore Eaton. Amish came out and said that he felt set up by Atch. Amish said that if he fought his own brother, he would be shunned by the whole Amish community. Knowing this, Amish forfeited the match, and referee Joynt declared Hardkore Eaton the winner. The first semifinal match pitted HSM against the “Little Runt” himself, Harry Sak. Sak came out with confidence, but that all went away when HSM came out. HSM entered the ring and dwarfed Harry Sak in size. Sak tried to mount some offense against HSM, but nothing fazed HSM. HSM then rolled up Harry Sak and got the pinfall. After this semifinal match, Commissioner Atch came out, with a new brown coat, and announced what would happen with Hardkore Eaton. Atch said that he was mad with Amish for forfeiting his match against Hardkore Eaton, and said that Amish was now in trouble with The Pac. Atch then surprisingly said that Hardkore wouldn’t have to fight a semifinal match, and gave Hardkore a bye straight to the finals against HSM. After this announcement, it was time for the finals of the Triad Tournament. HSM came out, and Hardkore Eaton followed him. As they were about to lock up, thought, the familiar music of Blonde Ambition hit, and Ambition appeared in the entranceway with the mic, holding an isle, and still bloody from his encounter with The former Commish. Ambition came to the ring, and encountered a confused HSM and a dumbfounded Hardkore Eaton. Ambition said that he wasn’t satisfied with his match with the former Commish, and said that he was going to leave May’s Mayhem with the title that he set out to leave with in the first place. Ambition had a tablet that had his name, HSM’s name, and Hardkore Eaton’s name on it. It also read “45 Minute IronMan Match.” Ambition insulted HSM and Hardkore, asking them if they could even read what the tablet said. They obviously could, and Ambition then asked them if both of them would accept the challenge to make the match a 3-Way, 45 Minute IronMan Match, with the man who has the most pinfalls at the end of the match becoming the new BCW Triad Champion. Both HSM and Hardkore accepted the challenge, and the match was on. Ambition was obviously tired from his match with the former Commish, as he didn’t want to wrestle right away. Ambition also showed how much of a coward he really is when he tried to write in a fall for himself, when he didn’t even have one. The first pinfall occurred when HSM powerbombed Blonde Ambition on a bed of pans. Before HSM could get the pinfall, Hardkore Eaton came in and gave HSM a Last Bite on the bed of the pans, and then got the pin. The next pinfall occurred when HSM gave Ambition 3 devastating German Suplexes. The first suplex almost broke Ambition’s neck, as he was completely vertical when he landed on his neck. The force of HSM, combined with Ambition’s own weight, came crashing down on Ambition’s neck, and almost broke it in the process. HSM then gave Ambition 2 more suplexes, but before he could go for the pin, Hardkore Eaton came in, nailed HSM with a pan, and then pinned the devastated Blonde Ambition. This put Hardkore up 2 pins to none over Ambition and HSM. HSM got the next pin after he and Hardkore gave Ambition a double-team snap suplex onto a bed of pans. Hardkore went for the pin, but HSM pulled him up off of Ambition. HSM then gave Hardkore a Steel City Spike onto the bed of pans, and pinned him a few seconds later. Surprisingly, the next pinfall went to Hardkore Eaton again. Hardkore and Ambition took out HSM, and then brawled to the outside, where a table was bridged between 2 chairs. Hardkore Eaton took advantage of this situation by Last Biting Ambition through the table and collecting another pin. This pin set Hardkore Eaton at 3 pins, HSM at 1, and Blonde Ambition with none. The match then went to a nearby barn, where the match really picked up. As Hardkore took a breather, HSM and Ambition fought to the top of a 20-foot stack of hay bales. HSM then did the unbelievable as he chokeslammed Ambition 12 feet of the hayloft and through a pile of boxes and hay on the floor! HSM then grabbed a nearby stick, reached down from the loft, and pinned an almost unconscious Blonde Ambition! After a few minutes to recover, Ambition came back with a vengeance! Ambition attacked Hardkore and placed him on the stack of haybales that Ambition was just chokeslammed onto. Ambition then attacked HSM and placed him on the stack of hay bales as well. Ambition then told the cameraman to follow him to the top of the 12-foot loft. When Ambition reached the top, he said that he was going to make both Hardkore and HSM pay. Ambition said that nobody thought he was hardkore, but that he was going to make that change right now. Ambition then jumped off the 12-foot loft, and came crashing down onto HSM and Hardkore Eaton with a double elbow drop! Ambition then covered both HSM and Hardkore, Wang counted with both hands, and Ambition was suddenly back into the match with 2 pins. Ambition then climbed back up the 12-foot loft and climbed across a narrow beam that was over Hardkore Eaton. HSM recovered, and Ambition convinced him to lay Hardkore Eaton out again. HSM obliged, and put some boxes on top of Hardkore Eaton for good measure. Ambition then put his body on the line again, as he did a huge big splash from the beam onto Hardkore Eaton! Ambition went for the pin, but it was broken up by HSM. HSM and Ambition then fought back outside of the barn, as Hardkore Eaton was left to recover by himself. Hardkore Eaton did recover, and he met HSM and Ambition back at the ring. After some more brawling, HSM convinced Ambition to help him bridge a table between the ring and a steel chair. Ambition said that he would help, but only if he wasn’t the one going though the table. HSM said that Ambition wouldn’t be the one going through the table, Hardkore Eaton would be. After HSM and Ambition set up the table, HSM went after Ambition and laid him out on the table, as Wang and Hardkore Eaton held the table for him. HSM got in the ring, and as the table started to crack, HSM jumped up into the air for a huge legdrop! Ambition amazingly moved, and HSM went crashing through the table himself! As the splinters and dust settled, Ambition went nuts and threw pieces of the table through the air. After some more brawling between the 3 men, HSM and Ambition left Hardkore Eaton on the outside, and went back into the ring. Ambition was the unlucky one, however, as he fell victim to 2 huge frogsplashes by HSM! A 3 count later, and HSM had another pin. After this pin, the match set at Hardkore Eaton with 3 pins, HSM with 3 pins as well, and Blonde Ambition with 2 pins. With about 5-10 minutes left, the match seemed to take forever, as Ambition, HSM, and Hardkore Eaton kept asking referee Wang how much time was left, as Wang had the official timer. With about 3 minutes left, Ambition went for his last ditch effort to try and tie the match up. Ambition went nuts, hitting both HSM and Hardkore Eaton with punishing and high flying moves. As Ambition was getting ready to put Hadkore Eaton away, the timer went off, signaling the end of the match. As Ambition complained, Wang ordered that since Hardkore Eaton and HSM were tied with 3 pins apiece, it would go into a sudden death overtime period, with the person who got the first pinfall being the winner. Ambition was getting ready to leave, but Wang convinced him to stay, saying that he could tie it up. Ambition then decided that he would try, and he and HSM attacked Hardkore Eaton. HSM and Ambition then fought to the ring. Ambition then hit HSM with a hurracanrana, and positioned HSM on the edge of the ring apron. Ambition then ran, jumped, and cross bodied HSM off the ring apron and, as Ambition and HSM flew through the air, through a pile of boxes on the outside of the ring! Ambition then covered HSM, and it was all tied up for the 3 combatants. Wang then ordered a double-overtime period, and the 3 men again began fighting. This meant that the person who got the next pin would become the new Triad Champion of BCW. As all 3 men finally returned to the ring, Ambition began throwing boxes into the ring. As Ambition was doing this, HSM gave Hardkore Eaton the Steel City Spike. Ambition then turned around, and was meant by a vicious Steel City Spike from HSM onto boxes that were piled on top of Hardkore Eaton. HSM was the new Triad Champion after a 3 count by Wang. As The AtchPac music played, HSM and Wang celebrated, and Blonde Ambition left, saying that he “wouldn’t be back for a long time.” Hardkore Eaton then left, and threw a tantrum as he left by knocking down the isle. Commissioner Atch then came out and presented HSM with The Triad Title. After 50+ minutes of carnage, HSM had survived and now got the reward from Commissioner Atch in the form of The Triad Title. As The AtchPac left, an exhausted HSM told The Arabian Gangster that the Triad Title would now be up for grabs in their ladder match at Hardkore Hell 2K1!
Well BCW fans, what does the future hold for BCW? With BCW’s One-Year Anniversary coming up on June 4, 2001 with Hardkore Hell 2K1, anything can happen. The Arabian Gangster will be returning from The Arab Nation to take on his arch nemesis, HSM, in a grueling 2 out of 3 fall ladder match. Both the ANW Title and The BCW Triad Title will be on the line, with a special stipulation to be added if a third fall is needed! This big match, coupled with The Atchvivor Match, The Cruiserweight Title Match, and Kumeener defending The BCW Hardkore Heavyweight Title against 3 mystery opponents, Hardkore Hell 2K1 looks to be a huge event for BCW!
HARDKORE HELL 2K1, JUNE 4 2001
Hardkore Hell 2K1 marked BCW's one-year anniversary. During the pre-PPV,
Commissioner Atch announced all of the matches that would take place,
talked about the many changes he had made as the Commissioner of BCW (which
included getting a ring apron, buying a new sound system, and giving
everybody new theme music), and also talked of the surprise he had for Kumeener.
Atch also made it a point of his to find out who hit him back in December
when he went on a day trip to New York City. Wang talked about regaining
his Cruiserweight Title, Hardkore Eaton talked about The Atchvivor Match
and the Cruiserweight Title match. Hardkore also talked about being the
ref in the main event between The Arabian Gangster and HSM, and Hardkore
didn't seem very happy about it. Kumeener talked about his Hardkore Title
defense against 3 mystery opponents, but more importantly, Kumeener wanted
to know who had stolen his car. HSM then read a letter to Arabian Gangster
that rehashed the history between the 2 and further mocked The Arabian Gangster. The Gangster then
did an interview in which he talked about the history between himself and
HSM, talked about his family, and getting revenge on HSM at Hardkore Hell
2K1. The Gangster then said that he was so confident that he would beat HSM
in the first 2 falls that he would put up his Green Card if a third fall
was necessary.
The first match scheduled for Hardkore Hell 2K1 was
Hardkore Eaton defending his Cruiserweight Title against Wang and a mystery
opponent, with a mystery man refereeing the contest. Before the match could
start, however, Atch came out with Wang, but Atch was driving Kumeener's
car. Atch drove the car to ringside, and he and Wang got out of the vehicle.
Atch was wearing a referee shirt, which meant that he would be the ref for
the Cruiserweight Title Match. Atch got the mic and said that he was the
one who had stolen Kumeener's car. Atch announced that he would be the
ref for the Cruiserweight Match, and then called out Hardkore Eaton to get the match started. Hardkore Eaton came out to his new music, Zero by The Smashing Pumpkins. Wang
and Hardkore Eaton tore into each other like they always do. Atch was
decidedly on Wang's side, as he refused to count for Hardkore Eaton, and even
banned some of Hardkore Eaton's signature moves. Atch then announced that
this would be the last Cruiserweight Title Match that Hardkore Eaton could
ever wrestle in, which meant that either way, Hardkore Eaton wasn't
leaving with the belt. Halfway through the match, there was still no mystery
opponent, but Atch was about to change all that. Atch got in the ring and
announced that he was also the mystery opponent. Atch and Wang
double-teamed Hardkore Eaton. Wang then set up a chair outside of the ring and did a
triple jump big splash onto Hardkore Eaton. Atch then delivered a very
fast 3 count before Hardkore could kick out, and Wang was the new BCW
Cruiserweight Champion! Hardkore
Eaton through a tantrum like he usually does, but it was no good. Atch
then took off his ref shirt and gave it to Wang. Atch said that it was time
for The Atchvivor Match, and that Hardkore Eaton would have to survive 8
of Atch's personas to win. Atch then went to the back to get ready.
As
Hardkore waited for Atch, the familiar tunes of "Survivor" hit, and Atch
came walking out with an immunity idol on. Atch said that he was Survivor
Atch and that Hardkore Eaton couldn't beat him because he had immunity!
Atch entered the ring, but Hardkore Eaton immediately beat him down. Atch
rolled out of the ring and gave his immunity idol to Wang, saying, "The
tribe has spoken"! Atch went to the back, and a few seconds later, Goldberg's
music hit, which meant that Atch would now transform into Atchberg. Atch
entered the ring and tried to spear Hardkore, but Hardkore simply brushed
him off and threw him out of the ring. Atch then left, saying that his
next persona would be 2Xtreme.
The familiar tunes of The Hardy Boyz then hit, and Atch came out running
and dancing like Jeff Hardy. Atch was even wearing socks on his hands!
Atch then got up on a ladder and did the Hardy Boyz hand signal! Batch
Hardy then ran into the ring and tried The Twist of Fate on Hardkore, but he
brushed him off again. Batch then went for the familiar Hardy Boyz leg
drop, but Hardkore moved. Batch then rolled out of the ring, and retreated
to the back. Big Poppa Pump's music then hit, and Atch came out as Big
Poppa Atch. Atch kissed his muscles and flexed like Big Poppa Pump, but
when Atch got in the ring, he looked nothing like Big Poppa Pump. Atch was
fatigued by this point in the match, and it showed. Hardkore said that
Atch should start working out at The San Juan Gym, and in retaliation, Atch
said that Hardkore should start working out at The Penis Gym, because Atch
said that Hardkore's "jimmy" was too small! Atch somehow got Hardkore
down and tried for The Atch Recl
iner, but Hardkore stood up and threw Atch off. Atch again retreated to
the back, and a few seconds later, "Last Resort" by Poppa Roach hit. Atch
came strolling out wearing Bastard's old Adidas shirt. Atch announced
that he was Batchstard! Batchstard entered the ring and tried for a
Batchstard Bomb on Hardkore, but Hardkore tripped up Atch and started pounding on
him. Atch rolled out of the ring and scurried to the back. Triple H's
theme music then hit, and Atch came out as Triple Atch. Atch tried for a
Pedigree, but Hardkore again tripped him up and threw him out of the ring.
By this point, Atch was mad. Atch then said that Hardkore "would really
like the next 2 I got cooked up for you". Atch went to the back, and Kurt
Angle's music started playing. Atch appeared in the entranceway, but he
wasn't just Atch. Atch was transformed into Atch Angle because he was
wearing a red singlet and even had a gold medal around his neck. Atch
sauntered to the ring, celebrating li
ke Kurt Angle on his way. Atch Angle then walked up to Wang and placed
his gold medal around Wang's neck. Atch Angle then entered the ring and
immediately tried for an Olympic Slam, but Hardkore instead reversed it and
gave Atch a Bulldog. Atch then rolled out of the ring, and told Hardkore
that his final persona was "a living legend", and that Hardkore better get
ready for him. The familiar tunes of Ric Flair's theme music then hit,
and Atch appeared in the entranceway wearing a robe like The Nature Boy's.
Atch styled and profiled his way to the ring, even giving the old
4-Horsemen hand signal! Atch then proclaimed that he was "The Nature Atch" Atch
Flair. The Nature Atch then hit the ring to try to put away Hardkore Eaton
for good. Atch kicked Hardkore in the groin, and then went to put on the
signature move of The Nature Boy, the figure four leglock. Atch put it on
Hardkore, but it wasn't the right way, because Hardkore kicked back and
relaxed while he was in the ho
ld. Hardkore then threw Atch off of him, gave Atch the Last Bite, and
then pinned Atch to win the "Atchvivor" Match. Hardkore the asked Atch for
his million bucks, but Atch just taunted Hardkore as Hardkore left. Atch,
however, stayed in the ring and said that the next match would be the 4
Way for the Hardkore Title.
Atch announced that he would be one of
Kumeener's mystery opponents. Atch then said that he wanted Harry Sak to be one
of the mystery opponents, but that Harry had had an accident in New York,
so Harry couldn't make it. Atch then announced that since Harry couldn't
make it, Almost Amish would join Atch and Kumeener to make it a triple
threat match for the Hardkore Title. Atch then called Amish out, and Amish
came out to his new music, "Thank God I'm a Country Boy". Amish came out
with his plow, and he started plowing a nearby field. Kumeener then came
out to his new music by Everclear and went to the ring, taunting B. Atch on
his way to the ring. Meanwhil
e, Amish was still plowing the field. Atch said that Amish would have to
start the match off to prove his worth to The AtchPac, as Amish had heat
with The AtchPac for refusing to fight his brother Hardkore Eaton at May's
Monthly Mayhem. Amish started making his way to the ring, and Atch asked
him if he knew who might have hit him in New York. Atch said that he
suspected it was Amish's brother, Hardkore Eaton. Amish then got a sick and
twisted smile on his face and told Atch that it was he who had hit him in
New York. Amish said that he was "Mostly Mennonite", and that he could
drive. While Atch stood there stunned, Amish entered the ring and
immediately started getting his ass kicked by Kumeener. Atch finally got out of his
stunned daze and started walking to the ring, but Harry Sak came flying by
BCW Arena on his dirt bike to shake things up a little. It appeared that
Harry was in fine physical condition, as he grabbed a crutch from under
the ring and proceeded to nail
B. Atch and Amish in the nuts. Harry then hopped back on his bike, and
left BCW Arena as quickly as he had entered it, even popping a wheelie on
his way out! Kumeener then delivered Last Bite's to Amish and Atch and
pinned them simultaneously to retain his Hardkore Heavyweight Title.
Kumeener then grabbed Atch and said that he wasn't through with him yet.
Kumeener threw Atch in the trunk of his car as Atch pleaded for mercy. Kumeener
then slammed the trunk shut and drove off with Atch in the trunk.
After
all that had happened, there was still one more match left. It was time
for the 2 out of 3 falls ladder match to take place between HSM and the
returning Arabian Gangster. The 2 referees for this contest were Hardkore
Eaton and the new BCW Cruiserweight Champion, Wang. Commissioner Atch felt
that 2 referees would be better for the return contest between HSM and The
Gangster. HSM came out first to his new music, "Bulls on Parade" by Rage
Against The Machine. HSM was
carrying his weapon of choice, the ladder. The Arabian Gangster then came
out to a "One More Road to Cross/Hulka Blues" remix. The first fall of
this contest would be for The ANW (Arab Nation Wrestling) Title that was
held by The Arabian Gangster. HSM and The Gangster ripped into each other.
The Gangster seemed especially pumped up because he was getting revenge
for his family after HSM had deported them. Throughout the match, Hardkore
Eaton seemed to be on The Arabian Gangster's side, and Wang seemed to be
on HSM's side. After about 20 minutes of tough action, The Gangster laid
out HSM and then littered the ring with boxes. The Gangster then got the
ladder, climbed it, and then came off with a thunderous elbow drop to the
back of HSM's head! As HSM grimaced in pain, The Gangster made his way to
the belt, climbed the ladder, and retrieved his ANW Title to win the first
fall. The Gangster then took the ladder and the belt back to the ring and
celebrated with the belt on
top of the ladder. HSM then came out of nowhere and pushed the ladder
over, sending The Gangster crashing onto the ring and threw a pile of boxes.
HSM then dominated The Gangster for the next 10 minutes, finishing off The
Gangster with a Steel City Spike onto a box. With The Gangster laid out,
HSM retrieved his Triad Title to force a third and deciding fall with The
Gangster's Green Card at stake. The Gangster made his way to the ladder
while HSM still had the belt, and The Gangster grabbed the belt and tried
to make a plea to Hardkore Eaton to declare himself the winner because he
had come down with the belt. Hardkore would have nothing to do with what
The Gangster was saying and Wang then placed The Gangster's Green Card at
the top of the ladder. Hardkore Eaton and Wang then started bickering, and
Hardkore delivered a Last Bite to Wang as they fought to the back and left
HSM and The Gangster without a referee. As HSM and The Gangster tore into
each other, Hardkore Eat
on made his way back to the ring, without Wang. With the match length
approaching one hour, The Gangster made his last ditch offensive effort. The
Gangster culminated his offensive flurry with a ScreamingCannrana! HSM
then used a pan to lay out The Gangster. Hardkore Eaton then helped HSM set
up a table and place the prone Gangster on top of it. HSM then climbed
the ladder to leg drop The Gangster through the table, but The Gangster
moved at the last second, as HSM went crashing through the table. HSM
grimaced in pain and held his ankle as The Gangster made his way to the Green
Card. HSM recovered, and he and Hardkore Eaton took 2 tables down to where
The Gangster was climbing the ladder. HSM stopped The Gangster, and beat
him down with a pan. Meanwhile, Hardkore Eaton and HSM stacked two tables
on top of each other, for what looked like a place for The Gangster to go
crashing through. The Gangster and HSM then started to climb the ladder
at the same time. As they bo
th reached for the Green Card, Hardkore Eaton pushed the ladder over and
sent both HSM and The Gangster crashing through the double stacked tables!
Hardkore then left, saying that "will teach you guys to want me as your
ref again". The Gangster recovered first, and as Wang came out, The
Gangster climbed the ladder and retrieved his Green Card. Wang then raised The
Gangster's hand in victory, meaning that The Gangster could stay in The USA
with his family. Wang and The Gangster then helped HSM to his feet, and
The Gangster cut another one of his famous interviews. The Gangster said
that although he didn't like HSM, he now respected him. The Gangster said
that titles didn't mean anything to him, he only wanted to get revenge for
his family and to keep his Green Card. The Gangster then made a promise
to himself that he would never wrestle again. HSM and The Gangster then
shook hands, and Wang, HSM, and The Gangster left to Hulka Blues.
Later
that night, BCW cameras caught
up with Hardkore Eaton, as he said that he had a clue that Kumeener was
going to drop off B. Atch. Sure enough, Kumeener came by, stopped his car,
and pulled B. Atch out of the trunk. B. Atch was wearing a new wardrobe,
and Atch explained that Kumeener had bought him a new wardrobe because
Kumeener thought Atch's clothes sucked. Kumeener had even bought Atch a
strobe light, for which reason we don't' know!
Later, HSM visited Atch in his
hotel room. HSM caught Atch coming out of the bathroom with a Playboy!
Atch had his new strobe light flashing and had fans running at full speed
in his room. HSM and Atch joked around, and HSM got Atch to tell stories
about his San Juan drinking days, Atch's guitar, and they talked about the
day's events. HSM and Atch decided that they and Hardkore Eaton would
play a little basketball later.
HSM, Atch, and Hardkore then played a game
of HO at Atch's net. HSM and Atch quickly tired of Hardkore's antics and
kicked him out of the game.
Kumeener then strolled in and started playing with Atch and HSM. Atch
told stories about his balling days in San Juan with Manute Bolle, Chamique
Holdsclaw, and even his one-day stint as a road agent for Godsmack! As the
game was wrapping up, a man on a riding lawn mower agitated Atch. Atch
then dropped his shorts to reveal that he was wearing bright red underwear.
Atch mooned the guy on the riding mower and then hi tailed it back home so
the guy wouldn't come after him!
After Hardkore Hell, all eyes pointed to July's event, Pitch Black. Pitch
Black would be BCW's first night event ever! Before Pitch Black, though,
B. Atch surprised HSM at his birthday party! B. Atch bought HSM a pink
tiger ice cream cake and brought it to HSM's party. B. Atch then poked fun
at HSM's family, as HSM introduced B. Atch to everyone. Atch then showed
HSM what he had bought him for his birthday. B. Atch bought HSM a
Godsmack CD, and a picture of The AtchPac. There was one problem, though. B.
Atch wrote "Happy Birthday" on the picture, but B. Atch misspelled it and it
said "Hapy Birtday"! Atch then gave HSM a telescope, as B. Atch said that
stargazing was one of his hobbies. B. Atch then used the telescope to
poke more fun at HSM's family, who were none too happy with B. Atch at this
point. Before B. Atch left, he said that he had one more surprise for HSM.
B. Atch said that through his connections, he had booked a 4-day trip for
him and HSM to New York C
ity! And, BCW Cameras would go along for the trip! After this
blockbuster announcement, B. Atch scurried home, as he said he needed to pack for
the trip, as they would be leaving in 2 days! Later, HSM took 3 of B.
Atch's biggest fans to B. Atch's house to visit him. The 3 fans, 1 girl and 2
boys, seemed awestruck in Atch's presence! Atch poked fun at the girl,
who was wearing a do rag on top of her head. Atch said that she looked like
a slave girl and that she reminded him of Aunt Jemima! HSM and Atch then
discussed their trip some more, and Atch told many stories to the 3 fans.
Atch discussed many things, some of which included Mortal Kombat, Macy
Gray, Atch building an addition on to his house, and Atch's days while
competing for The San Juan Eagles. None of Atch's announcements were as big as
the announcement that Atch would be bringing out his second book, entitled
"You Don't Like Me? Blow Me."! Atch said that his new book would be out
around Last Resort 2K1. Af
ter some more small talk and Atch busting on his 3 biggest fans, HSM and
the fans left so that Atch could start to pack for the big New York Trip!
Cameras caught up with HSM while he was in New York, with B. Atch nowhere
to be found! In fact, HSM was the cameraman because they couldn't fit the
regular cameraman in B. Atch's car because it was too small. HSM
explained that Atch's car had broken down, and that Atch had went off on his own
to try to find a boat to rent to get to New York. Meanwhile, HSM had taken
the car to a shop and had it fixed. HSM then drove the rest of the way to
the hotel, leaving B. Atch to fend for himself! HSM looked out to the
ocean and none other than B. Atch was there in a floaty boat, paddling to
shore. After 10 minutes of struggling to get the boat ashore, B. Atch and
HSM were finally together! B. Atch explained that he had a hard time
finding the place, and that he had to throw his entire luggage overboard except
for the clothes that he was wearing on his back!
Throughout the next four days, The AtchCam caught Atch enjoying his
vacation in a number of different ways! Atch enjoyed watching TRL, MTV's Cribz,
dancing to The St. Lunatics, and even exercising. Atch had a hard time
exercising, though, as he tripped on the treadmill because it was going to
fast for him! And, Atch couldn't lift the weights that HSM had put on for
him. Atch even introduced HSM to a friend that he had meant in New York,
named Mike. When HSM went to visit Atch's friend named Mike; Atch pulled
out a bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade! Atch said that Mike was a friend
you could always depend on! HSM even got Atch to terrorize the owner's dog!
The problem was, the dog scared B. Atch and made Atch scurry back up to
his hotel room! All good things come to an end, and HSM and B. Atch came
home after their great trip to New York with many memories!
After the New York trip, Pitch Black was the next order of agenda for BCW.
Rumors circulated around B. Atch and Pitch Black. Rumor was that B. Atch
was going to make an announcement that would change the face of BCW
forever at Pitch Black! Also, Wang seemed to be getting a little cocky, as he
wasn't seen with any of his AtchPac buddies and this didn't sit well with
B. Atch or HSM. Four solid matches were scheduled for Pitch Black, but one
piece of the puzzle was uncertain. Would Blonde Ambition return to action
at Pitch Black, or would he stay in the shadows of BCW?
PITCH BLACK, JULY 21 2001
Pitch Black marked the first-ever night event for BCW, and tensions were
at an all time high at BCW due to an impending announcement from B. Atch
that would change the face of BCW forever. Pitch Black started out with B.
Atch and Joynt coming out together to "Bootyliscious". B. Atch had
Kumeener's Hardkore Title in tow with him. B. Atch said that Joynt had earned a
contract in BCW and that he would referee every match at Pitch Black. B.
Atch then said that he realized how many other Backyard Championship
Wrestling's there were out there. For that reason, B. Atch announced that BCW
would now stand for Blatant Chaos Wrestling! Atch said that every match
in BCW ended in chaos anyway, so the named seemed very fitting. Atch then
took the Hardkore Title and showed it to the camera. It was now longer
the Hardkore Title anymore, but The XTC Title. B. Atch said that BCW had
Xtra Tough Competition, so if you made it to the top in BCW, you would be
the Xtra Tough Champ, or XTC Ch
ampion. B. Atch then called out Kumeener to present him with his new XTC
Title Belt.
Kumeener came out and snatched the XTC Belt away from
Commissioner Atch. Atch then said that Kumeener would have to defend the new XTC
Belt against Hardkore Eaton. Atch then left, and soon after, Hardkore
Eaton came out to challenge for The XTC Title. This match stemmed from
Hardkore Hell 2K1, when Kumeener used Hardkore's Last Bite finisher to beat
Almost Amish and B. Atch. Hardkore and Kumeener tore into each other. They
wanted the first XTC Title match to be a grueling one, and it was.
Kumeener used his high-octane offense to ground Hardkore, but Hardkore used his
power offense to take it to Kumeener. After 15 minutes, HSM's music hit,
and he came out and delivered a Steel City Spike to Hardkore Eaton,
exacting revenge against Hardkore for Hardkore screwing HSM over at Hardkore
Hell in the ladder match. After this, HSM left, but Kumeener delivered 2
Kumeener Crusifixions to Hardkore Eaton, and then got the pin. Kumeener had successfully defended The XTC
Title in the first match ever for the newly named title.
The next match
pitted Almost Amish against HSM. HSM was put into this match to exact
revenge for B. Atch, after B. Atch found out the shocking news that it was
Amish who had hit him back in December in New York City. Amish came out,
grabbed the mic, and said that the reason Amish hit Atch was because Atch had
given him a stunner at November's Mayhem. Amish said that he wanted
revenge, and he certainly got that by hitting Atch with an automobile. HSM
then came out and destroyed Amish. Amish asked Joynt for help, and Joynt
obliged. Joynt came in and held HSM so that Amish could hit him with a pan,
but HSM moved and Amish nailed Joynt in the head with the pan. HSM
continued to deliver punishment to Amish, when Joynt rushed the ring and hit
Amish with his gold chains. All the sudden, "Bootyliscious" started playing
again, and Atch came out and
gave Amish another Stonecold Stunner. HSM then pinned Amish as Atch
taunted Amish some more.
The third match at Pitch Black pitted Harry Sak
against B. Atch in a match to end their feud that had started back at May's
Mayhem. Harry came out to "Lady Marmalad" and entered the ring, prepared to
deliver punishment to Atch. Instead, Y2J's music started playing, and
Atch appeared in the entranceway, in the traditional Y2J pose, and Atch was
even wearing a Y2J T-shirt! Atch declared that he was Y2Atch for tonight,
and Atch then entered the ring to get revenge on Harry. Harry started
beating Atch down, and Harry displayed his high-flying abilities as he gave
Atch a beautiful frog splash and hurricanrana. Atch pleaded for mercy,
even offering to give Harry a banana if he would stop the punishment!
Somehow, Atch gained the upper hand and put Harry in "The Walls of Atchico"!
Amish's music then hit, and Amish came out and gave B. Atch his new
finisher, The Black Hatter, which is
a DDT onto a pan. Amish then told Harry to pin Atch, but Harry seemed mad
that Amish had helped him. Regardless, Harry then gave Atch a beautiful
450 Splash and then pinned him. Amish then tried to celebrate with Harry,
but Atch and Harry decided that they would join teams to take out Amish.
Atch and Harry then beat Amish down on the outside of the ring, and then
left together. Could this now mean that Harry is in The AtchPac? Only
time will tell.
The Main Event was the only match left, and it was scheduled
to be Wang defending his Cruiserweight Title against the returning Blonde
Ambition. Wang came out to "Freak on a Leash" by Korn, as he awaited the
arrival of Blonde Ambition. Instead, HSM came out and challenge Wang to a
match for HSM' s Triad Title. More importantly, HSM wanted to know if
Wang was still with The AtchPac. Sum 41's "Fat Lip" then started to play and
none other than Blonde Ambition walked out to the ring. Ambition said
that he wouldn't miss BCW's f
irst ever night event. Ambition then challenged HSM and Wang to a Triple
Threat Match, in which Ambition could pin Wang for The Cruiserweight
Title, and either Wang or Ambition could pin HSM for The Triad Title. HSM and
Wang both accepted, and the match was on. HSM took it to Ambition, but
Ambition showed no signs of ring rust as he took it to both HSM and Wang.
There were many highlights in this match, including a ladder being
introduced into the match by Blonde Ambition. There were many alliances during
this match, but the one constant seemed to be that Wang and Ambition always
helped each other out when they were in need. After 20 minutes of
punishment, Ambition stacked HSM and Wang onto a table, climbed back into the
ring, ran, and flipped onto both competitors. The problem was, it didn't break the first time, or even the
second time! Finally, on the third flip, the table finally broke. This
move seemed to hurt Ambition just as much as it hurt Wang and HSM. HSM
then gained the upper hand and he convinced Ambition to help him punish Wang.
HSM had set up another table, and climbed on top of the table. Ambition
then sent Wang up to HSM, and HSM then delivered a stunning Steel City
Spike to Wang through the table. HSM then laughed as he went for the pin, but
Ambition broke up the pin attempt. Ambition checked to see if Wang was
okay, and Wang said he was. Ambition and Wang then took it to HSM.
Ambition set up a table as Wang used a ladder to punish HSM. Ambition then put
HSM on the table, but the power went out. Ambition and Wang then talked
about revealing a secret, but the power came on before they had the chance
to. Ambition then punished HSM some more, climbed the ladder, and elbow
dropped HSM on top of the ta
ble. It didn't break though, and even after another elbow drop, the table
didn't break! Ambition climbed the ladder again, which Wang was holding
for him, and jumped off with a stunning leg drop that finally put HSM
through the table, as HSM yelled out in pain. Ambition then said that HSM was
out of the equation, so Wang and himself could settle the match between
themselves. Wang went after Ambition with a newfound competitive fire.
Wang gave Ambition a DDT, then climbed the ladder that was outside of the
ring. When on top, Wang jumped off and delivered a tremendous Big Splash to
Ambition and picked up the pin before Ambition could kick out. Ambition
was stunned, but he got the mic and congratulated Wang on a great match.
Ambition said that Wang was definitely here to stay in BCW, and Ambition
said that he had no problem admitting that Wang had pinned him. Ambition
then said that he was disappointed that Wang had deserted him for The
AtchPac after Ambition had brought
Wang to BCW. Ambition said that The AtchPac brought Wang down, and that
Wang would be at his best if he joined sides with Ambition. Ambition then
revealed that it was his plan to lure HSM into a Triple Threat Match with
him and Wang, and that Wang knew that Ambition was coming back to BCW the
whole time. Ambition then asked Wang if he would quit The AtchPac and
join Ambition, and Wang said that he was with Ambition. Ambition and Wang
then left to Ambition's new theme music "Fat Lip" by Sum 41.
Later on in
the night, HSM and Hardkore Eaton visited B. Atch's house. HSM said that he
and Hardkore Eaton had buried the hatchet, and that HSM wanted Hardkore to
join The AtchPac. HSM walked in to find B. Atch and Joynt smoking a
joint! Both Atch and Joynt were stoned off their asses! Atch didn't even know
who they were, as Joynt just laughed away. HSM asked Atch if Hardkore
could join The AtchPac, and, after much deliberation, Atch said that Hardkore
could join The AtchPac. H
SM then convinced Atch to hit the joint really hard. Atch did, and for
this stupid move, he almost coughed his lounges out! HSM and Hardkore then
left, but could it be true, did Hardkore Eaton really join The AtchPac?
The next night, Atch did a parody of The WWF's Tough Enough with his own
version called "Atch Enough". In true Tazz fashion, Atch and HSM tried to
break down Wang, Almost Amish, and Harry Sak. Atch had all 3 competitors
take bumps, and even had them do a speed ball test. Only Wang passed the
speed ball test, so Wang was Atch Enough. Atch dismissed Sak, but he had a
special surprise for Amish. Amish started to laugh at Atch, so Atch
hauled back and delivered a slap to Amish that was so hard it would make
Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley happy! Atch then took their chairs and placed them
up against the ring, in true Al Snow fashion. Atch then declared that,
although Wang had passed the tests, he wasn't Atch Enough. There was only
one person that was Atch Enough
, and that was B. Atch himself.
Later, HSM, Wang, and Jack "Biggs"
visited Atch at his house. Biggs was a special addition to Atch Enough, as he
acted as the coordinator for the show. At Atch's house, Amish tried to
interrupt, but Atch beat him down with his speedball! Atch then asked Amish
if he could swim, which Amish said that he could. Atch then challenged
Amish to a first-ever BCW Pool Match to take place at One More Road to
Cross! Atch said that to win this match, you would have to pin your opponent
under water in a pool that would be in BCW Arena! Amish accepted the
challenge, and Wang chased Amish off. Atch and the gang then talked about many
thing, including Atch and the possibility of him being in a porn movie,
and Atch's new book. Atch also approached HSM and asked him why Hardkore
Eaton was in The AtchPac. HSM told Atch that it was Atch himself who had
said that it was okay for Hardkore to join The AtchPac. Atch then said that
Hardkore would have a big su
rprise now that he was in The AtchPac. After the gang had had enough of
Atch's antics, they left, leaving Atch to ponder his next move as
Commissioner of BCW.
Well BCW fans, what does One More Road to Cross hold for BCW? If it's
anything like last year's event, anything and everything will happen! The
main event is schedule to be Wang against HSM against Kumeener for The XTC
Title. Of course, there if the first-ever BCW Pool Match pitting Almost
Amish against B. Atch. And, just added to the card has been a special 2
fall match pitting Hardkore Eaton against Blonde Ambition. This isn't just
any ordinary 2-fall match, though. The first fall will be for the No. 1
Contendership to the Triad Title and the second fall will be for the No. 1
Contendership to the XTC Title. And, what will Hardkore Eaton's first
match with The AtchPac at his side hold? Will Ambition be able to return to
his winning ways? And, is HSM really happy about Wang joining sides with
Ambition? Well, the only way to find out is to stay updated with
BCWArena.com.
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