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2k Year End Awards
Best Theme Music
Bastard-16 votes
Blonde Ambition-15 votes
Kash Stax-15 votes
Commissioner Keener-13 votes
B.Atch-5 votes
Arabian Gangster-4 votes
Hardkore Eaton-4 votes
Comments: 1-I miss the ganster and hardkore should be the one that is deported, cause he sux floppy donkey dick, 2-everything B.ATCH does puts me one step closer to the edge, and i'm about to break!, 3-that UWA website isnt very good, 4-Kash Stax is really a homeless bum from the ghettos, 6-Hardkores pay rate should be decreased
Inspirational Wrestler of the Year
Arabian Gangster-15 votes
Blonde Ambition-10 votes
Hardkore Eaton-9 votes
Comments: 1-if eaton wins then he will have set a bad example for kids to start cheatin, 2-gangsters gonna have to get his visa to come back to accept this award, 3-cheaton eaton inspires me to watch replays of him being beat down
Match of the Year
Bastard vs. Arabian Gangster(HH2K)-20 votes
Kash Stax vs. Blonde Ambition(Last Resort)-9 votes
Commish Keener vs. Hardkore Eaton(Last Resort)-6 votes
Comments: 1-BOX CITY, 2-shut the book on this award, its the iron man match
Feud of the Year
Bastard/Blonde Ambition-17 votes
Hardkore Eaton/B.Atch-16 votes
Bastard/Arabian Gangster-3 votes
Comments: 1-eaton doesnt deserve anything, 2-here's a good fued:B.ATCH vs. 7 eleven, they could put a real %#!@ing hurtin on underground wrestling as we know it, 3-deportation rocks
Rookie of the Year
Commissioner Keener-16 votes
Kash Stax-15 votes
Hardkore Eaton-5 votes
Comments: 1-bling bling kash stax aint a thing, 2-i guess i shouldnt have given stax the cruiserweight title, 3-i'll break your neck if you dont vote for me-commish, 4-stax=overpaid
Bump of the Year
Arabian Gangster powerbomb through boxes(HH2k)-25 votes
Blonde Ambition's Last Ride x2(OMRTC)-9 votes
Hardkore Eaton's powerbomb outside ring-1 vote
Comments: 1-gangsters bump lead him to retirement, thats how awesome the bump was, 2-i didnt vote for powerbomb outside ring because it dealt with Hardkore Eaton, and he just plain sucks, 3-x2 4 life
Finishing Move of the Year
Bastard-Bastard Bomb-17 votes
Blonde Ambition-Stupifier-15 votes
Hardkore Eaton-Last Bite-3 votes
Comments: 1-bastard got stupifed!!! that defies gravity, 2-i smell a magazine cover with one of these moves on it, 3-stupify was speared, 4-eaton most definitely doesnt deserve this award cause he sucks, 5-bastard-hes all about powerbombin
Jobber of the Year
Harry Sak-17 votes
Almost Amish-15 votes
B.Atch-4 votes
Comments: 1-i bet harry sak is much hairier now that we cant find him, 2-Imagine if they teamed up, Amish Sak, they would be unstoppable!, 3-amish vs. sak-lets hope not, 4-Harry Sak is the ultimate jobber, he can't even be found
Wrestler of the Year
Bastard-17 votes
Blonde Ambition-15 votes
Hardkore Eaton-2 votes
Comments: 1-i would have voted for ambition if he would decide on a music,
2-is there a way that anyone can take away that vote from hardkore eaton?
Total Rundown
Almost Amish - 0/1
Arabian Gangster - 3/5 Awards: Bump, Match, Inspirational
Bastard - 5/5 Awards: Wrestler, Finishing Move, Feud, Theme Music, Match
B.Atch - 0/3
Blonde Ambition - 1/7 Award: Feud
Commissioner Keener - 1/2 Award:Rookie
Hardkore Eaton - 0/8
Harry Sak - 1/1 Award: Jobber
Kash Stax - 0/3
2k1 Year End Awards
Jobber of the Year
Down (wrestled only 1 match all year and lost)-22 votes
Almost Amish(Didn't win a match all year and was killed by B.Atch)-8 votes
B.Atch(Career high 8 losses)-0 votes
Comments: 1-mr carson is in as a sub, 2-hardkore you should know all about that cause u are a whore, 3-im super like nintendo, 4-down syndrome must effect down's wrestling abilities, 5-down kicks ass? i have yet to see that, 6-if u get killed by b.atch, u deserve this award, 7-down wants to be a male model like derrick zoolander, 8-lbb=jobber of the year 2k2, 9-down went down on his dog, 10-atch has a career high in killings as well this year, 11-i hear down has 1 gwam
Best Theme Music
Kumeener(Everclear-El Distorto, Powerman 5000-When Worlds Collide)-12 votes
Blonde Ambition(Sum 41-Fat Lip, Disturbed-Stupify)-11 votes
Wang(Fabolous-Keepin It Gangsta, Korn-Got the Life, DMX-Ruff Ryders Anthem)-4 votes
B.Atch(DMX-Party Up, 504 Boyz-I Can Tell")-3 votes
HSM(Rage-Bulls on Parade, DMX-What's My Name")-1 vote
Comments: 1-brandywine heights, come on and raise up, 2-nick storm sucks, 3-codys dissin el distorto, 4-kumeeners world is going to collide with atchs, 5-HSM will soon get a Fat Lip
PPV of the Year
Pitch Black-BCW's first night event was one to remember-12 votes
May Mayhem-provided some insane bumps-8 votes
One More Road 2 Cross-capped off a great summer of action for BCW-3 votes
Sabotage-will be remembered for the formation of the Atchpac-2 votes
Comments: 1-i pinned nick storm in 3 seconds, 2-cody paid for my lunch, 3-cody paid for my lunch, 4-jen, kim, and chau eat ass, 5-bledsoe will start, 6-what are the vamps up to next door?
PPV of the Year
Wang vs. Ambition vs. Hardkore Eaton(3 Way Title Match, March Mayhem)-11 votes
Wang vs. Hardkore Eaton(Special Ref:B.Atch, Title Match, HH2k1)-9 votes
B.Atch vs. Harry Sak(Pitch Black)-3 votes
Wang vs. Harry Sak(Title Match, Last Resort 2k1)-2 votes
Comments: 1-4-3 in mid penn capital, 2-wang is the whole jv team, 3-3-0 in mid penn capital, 4-mrs tates gonna need a new ink cartridge, 5-eaton bent wang so far back he made his knees touch his elbows, 6-shaka zulu
Most Brutal Match of the Year
Kumeener vs. HSM vs. Wang(3 Way XTC Title Match, OMRTC 2k1)-15 votes
HSM vs. Ambition vs. Eaton(3 Way Triad Title Iron Man Match, May Mayhem)-6 votes
Ambition vs. HSM vs. Wang(3 Way Triad/Cruiserweight Title Match, Pitch Black)-2 votes
Kumeener vs. Ambition(XTC Title Match, May Mayhem)-2 votes
Comments: 1-chau sucked off flying tiger while his bronco was plumeting, 2-chau sucked amish off last night, 3-brianna is a whore, 4-wang goes to hospital=year end award winner, 5-when u hear el distorto, brutality ensues, 6-wang pulled his groin and kumeener got a scar, thats match of das year, 7-what?
Match of the Year
HSM vs. Ambition vs. Hardkore Eaton(3 Way Triad Title Match, May Mayhem)-13 votes
Wang vs. Ambition vs. HSM(3 Way Cruiserweight Triad Title Match, Pitch Black)-3 votes
Kumeener vs. Ambition(XTC Title Match, May Mayhem)-3 votes
Ambition vs. Eaton(2 Falls, OMRTC)-0 votes
Comments: 1-worst theme music: james buchanon, 2-wrestlers eat anything, kim and jen know from experience, 3-biglerville played hardkore eatons music for warmups, they must suck, 4-I see a pattern here, Ambition is in all of the greatest matches
"Babe" of the Year
Jen-5'3", 99 3/4 lbs., "Cup" B-13 votes
Chau-5'2", 96 lbs, "Cup" A-11 votes
Kim-5'8", 124 lbs., "Cup" B-10 votes
Comments: 1-jen tastes bad, 2-they are all whores, 3-arinya looks like a monk, 4-jen "cup" b, more like "cup" -a, 5-hardkore eaton took it to da house with ashley myers(a.k.a ebola, a.k.a. ted koppel, a.k.a. congo), 6-kim took it to da house with chris griffie, 7-chau sucks cock, 8-"babe", yeah ok, more like "female prostitute", 9-Ambition voted for all 3 of em, 10-jen eats ass, kim sucks wang, 11-devil jen, 12-we emphasize babe in quotes, 13-jen gets her braces off february 7, 14-when jen gets her license, she is going to all her fav food places and eating all their food and running them out of business, 15-jen is hungry and wants chicken and pizza and cheese sticks and more french fries and ice cream and perogies and a hamburger from mcdonalds and chicken strips from arbys and a chocolate sundae
Storyline of the Year
B.Atch becomes Commish and wreaks havoc on BCW-7 votes
Arabian Gangster gunned down after September 11 Attacks-5 votes
B.Atch is institutionalized-4 votes
Amish is revealed as the B.Atch Assassin and a huge feud ensues-2 votes
Ambition and Wang part ways after an almost full year relationship-1 vote
Comments: 1-SILENT but VIOLENT!, 2-where is the silent assassin benoit at, 3-hsm deserves to be commish
Finishing Move of the Year
Kumeener-Gore/Crusifixtion-8 votes
Ambition-Blonde Bombshell-6 votes
HSM-Steel City Spike-6 votes
Harry Sak-450 Splash-6 votes
Comments: 1-its another one of those, NEW DMX, clue/x joints, 2-is kumeener goldberg in an eagles uni?, 3-drop a blonde bombshell on ur ass ambition, 4-Get up, Get up, Get out, Drop a (Blonde) Bombshell
Most Improved Wrestler
Kumeener-2k1 Record:7-3-1(Currently suspended)-10 votes
Harry Sak-2k1 Record:4-1(Reigning Cruiserweight Champ)-7 votes
Wang-2k1 Record:4-3-1-3 votes
Comments: 1-if it aint rough it aint me if it aint rough it aint d, m to the x, 2-jen eats ass, 3-ambition will win the bet with kumeener
Bump of the Year
Ambition is chokeslammed 14 ft through boxes(May Mayhem)-13 votes
HSM senton on Kumeener through table(OMRTC)-8 votes
Wang spiked through table(Pitch Black)-1 vote
HSM germans Ambition nearly breaking his neck(May Mayhem)-1 vote
Comments: 1-im hot like lava, 2-bionic redneck, 3-take a hint: dont lay out for hsm, 4-Good God McMahon!!!14 F'n Feet
Wrestler of the Year
Ambition-2k1 Record:11-9(Reigning Triad Champ)(Held XTC Title for 5 Months)-9 votes
HSM-2k1 Record:11-9-1(Held Triad Title for 6 Months)-7 votes
Kumeener-2k1 Record:7-3-1(Held Triad and XTC titles in 2k1)-6 votes
Hardkore Eaton-2k1 Record:9-9(Reigning XTC Champ, Multiple-time Cruiserweight Champion)-3 votes
B.Atch(Yeah Beetch, take that)-2k1 Record:4-8(?)-1 vote
Comments: 1-i gave hardkore eaton a sympathy vote, 2-anyone but eaton
Feud of the Year
Almost Amish vs. B.Atch-11 votes
Kumeener vs. Blonde Ambition-6 votes
Hardkore Eaton vs. B.Atch-1 vote
Hardkore Eaton vs. Blonde Ambition-0 votes
Comments: 1-the ultimate feud always ends in death: Amish vs. Atch, 2-my vote goes to gangster's wife vs. b.atch, 3-hardkore eaton, all he cares about is spaghetti, he deserves no awards, 4-if someone gets killed, that deserves feud of the year honors
Segment of the Year
March Mayhem(B.Atch's house-Introduction of Arrrrgrrr)-6 votes
Pitch Black Post PPV(B.Atch's House)-Atch & Joint Smoking-5 votes
1st Ever Amish's Avalanche-5 votes
Pitch Black Post PPV-Atch Enuff-2 votes
B.Atch's Return-1 vote
Comments: 1-ebola returned to school, 2-ashley just said: what if i called my mom and told her i had ebola, 3-amish did the ultimate job: died for b.atch, 4-joint? yeah ok, im gonna vote for him, 5-im in mourning of amish so i voted for him
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