3-A: Set up your TV to receive GeoffX (cable or antenna users):

1. Remove your television's plug from its outlet.
2. Plug in a standard 4-slice toaster (wide-slot preferred).
3. Set your toaster to "Frozen/Pastry".
4. Insert the plug from your TV into the "One Slice" slot of the toaster.
5. Depress the lever on the toaster.
6. Turn on your TV.

GeoffX is on your TV! Pay no mind to the smell.

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