1. Remove your television's plug from its outlet.
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2. Plug in a standard 4-slice toaster (wide-slot preferred).
3. Set your toaster to "Frozen/Pastry".
4. Insert the plug from your TV into the "One Slice" slot of the toaster.
5. Depress the lever on the toaster.
6. Turn on your TV.