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5/29/01

     The final verdict? An 8.4 I AM HOT.

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     Click here to go to Matt's picture at
amihotornot and vote me a perfect 10! Or at least a 9. Alright... an 8. But let's make 7.1 a thing of the past.

     With your help, we can overcome mediocrity and uplift the things that are important in life: love, happiness, and the pursuit of a really fantastic user rating on
amihotornot.
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    The photo in question: (mattdevil.jpg) 7.1?!?
    Am I hot or am I not? How many times have you looked in the mirror and asked yourself that question? It's vain. It's superficial. But, damn it... you need to know! When people see you on the street, in your car, at the store, "On a scale of 1-10, would I be a high 7 or would I barely reach 5? (Come on! I'm at least a 5! That's average!)

     So, I submitted a photo to
amihotornot -- the photo to your immediate left. It's me at the zoo.

     The next day, I check in with
amihotornot to see if my picture's made it through the web site's highly-stringent verification process.

     Not only had the picture made it through, but 28 people had voted on it. The end result? A 7.1!

     So that means I'm hot, right? Hotter than 65% of the guys that have contributed their mugs.

     "I wanna be a supermodel," sang Jill Sobule. Well... I feel as though I'm a quarter of the way there.

     Now all I need is an agent, a clever one-word name (Xyxyx), and an eating disorder.

     Look out Vogue.
 
    Email Matt at hamsterlampshade@hotmail.com,
or contact him at AOL screen name mdunn717.