yeah!

Fucking Metal

Kleptik bastard Bio

Kleptik sexy images of Mike

no 's' cuz it is crust

beveling is the tool of the devil

The token of love

Bleeding butthole
The birth of Anus

Kleptik is pure Grind/Death Metal!!! Vocally brutalizing and musically crushing,
we constantly strive for a newer and more extreme sound. This does not mean that
we only play blast-beats as fast as we can and grunt deeper then most 'normal'
animals are able to, we also play ultra slow with high-pitched screams that emulate
the true pain of life. Our lyrics land on the more political side of things, but it
really doesn't matter because you can't understand what we sing unless your following
a lyric sheet. And although we are not that great at our instruments we turn the volume
up so loud and drench the guitar, and bass, with so much distortion that you feel
shattered when we merely tune-up(or down as the case may be).

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