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Fucking Metal

Kleptik bastard Bio

Kleptik sexy images of Mike

no 's' cuz it is crust

beveling is the tool of the devil

The token of love

Bleeding butthole
All worth about a shiney new nickle

Bands and Stuff about Bands
  • Kleptik MySpace - All whores, everyone
  • ESP Guitars - Best guitars in the damn world
  • EMG Pickups - Best pickups in the damn world
  • Medicine Man Drums - Best Drums in the damn world
  • Under the Stone - Not your mothers metal band, unless she's into ass rocking thrash.
  • Daemos - These guys can rock my pants off any day.
  • WarFace - This band with show you theirs, if you show them yours.
  • String Masters - Where Paule reigns supreme and where Mike usually owes some money.
  • The Stench Band - Probably the best thing to come out of the 70's

    Other
  • Slashdot - News for nerds, stuff that matters.
  • St. Lucas.com - Joey's dad's site, and provider of our email account. (He can blow you up with one of his many space satilites)
    • Come visit us at MySpace.com
    Questions, Comments, Suggestions, and Band Info: Kleptik
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