Skateboard

I wish that i could ride a skateboard,
I'd be like all the Punkrock kids!
I'd buy all the cool accessories,
And go to all the Punkrock gigs.

I wish that i could ride a skateboard,
I'd be like all the Punkrock kids!
I'd have myself the coolest skateboard
And show off all the latest tricks.

So what's the use of trying?
When you've still got brain cells left for frying.
If you could would you do it all again?
What's happened to the kids today?

I wish that i could be a porn star,
So i'd be hung like Jonny Holmes.
I'd do all the shit you'd never dream of,
And show off to all the folks at home.

So what's the use of fighting?
When you could do something more exciting.
Why grow old before your time?
What's happened to the kids today?

I wish that i could ride a skateboard,
I'd be like all the Punkrock kids!
I'd have myself the coolest skateboard,
Skate by and get myself a chick.

So what's the use of working?
When the Government pays you for beer.
I'll see you down at the Skate Park.