Download My Heart
Last Saturday I was surfing on the net,
Chatting to a girl from Mexico
Who I wish I'd never met
She found my typo errors so desirous
But nows she's left me with the godamn computer virus

W-W-W DOT. 
Where has my love gone?
You're the sixth girl to break my heart 
Since logging on
They say 'go get a life'
But I want a computing wife
So Yeah, Go on download my heart
So yeah, Go on download my heart

I've been searching for love a long while
And I've been looking on the the internet.
Looking for a girl in a billion
Someone I'll never forget
So if your idea of foreplay 
Is typing in Dot com
Then you'd be the girl for me
That I've wanted all along

W-W-W DOT. 
Where has my love gone?
You're the sixth girl to break my heart 
Since logging on
They say 'go get a life'
But I want a computing wife
So Yeah, Go on download my heart
So yeah, Go on download my heart