Say the word COW before each word:

1 - Cows

2 - About

3 - Talking

4 - Idiot

5 - This

6 - Got

7 - I

8 - Long

9 - How

10 - Look

Now say the word COW After each word:

1 - Cow

2 - About

3 - Talking

4 - Idiot

5 - This

6 - Got

7 - I

8 - Long

9 - How

10 - Look

Now say the word COW before AND after each word:

1 - Cows

2 - About

3 - Talking

4 - Idiot

5 - This

6 - Got

7 - I

8 - Long

9 - How

10 - Look

Now Read just the words upwards from the bottom:

1 - Cows

2 - About

3 - Talking

4 - Idiot

5 - This

6 - Got

7 - I

8 - Long

9 - How

10 - Look

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A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the Minister.

The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"  The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."  

The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.  "Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.  "No, I didn't!" said the drunk.

The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not!" said the drunk again.  Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least a minute this time, brings him up and demands, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus yet?!" 

The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "No I haven't - are you sure this is where he fell in? ..."

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