Horoscopes
This is something I did for fun, you can believe these if you'd like, but you don't have to. Check yours out!
Aries
(March 20 - April 18)
Beware of your best friend--they're out to steal something of great value from your anime collection. You will have a desire to steal something back, but do not let the desire ruin your friendship.
Love life: If you are single, your perfect match just became availible. You will meet someone the next time you eat out--that person is your perfect match. If you are currently married/dating, your partner will try new ways to impress you, such as buying you expensive flowers or take you to a fancy resturaunt. Don't allow their high regard for the finer things block what they are trying to tell you: they love you.
Taurus
(April 19 - May 19)
You are open to try new things, and are always hungry. You constantly make new friends wherever you go, partially because you're so open. Tone it down a bit--people who have been friends with you for awhile are beginning to become lonely without you around. Make time to show them you value your friendship.
Love live: If you are single, watch out! The one you have been eyeing is currently planning to contact you for a benefit that is theirs and theirs alone. They will try to sabotage you or humiliate you. If you are married/dating, perhaps your partner is keeping a secret from you. Instead of interrogating them, allow them to decide whether or not to tell you the secret.
Gemini
(May 20 - June 19)
Always on the move! You love to travel, and for the next few days, you will long to be on the beach of a tropical island. Your normal, daily routines bother you to the point of boredom, and you will willingly go on a trip to get away from your busy schedule. You know how to take care of yourself and begin to save up for a perchase you can't wait to make.
Love life: If you are single, new love comes your way: perhaps you have a new neighbor or roomate who will guide you to your true love; perhaps they
are your true love. If you are married/dating, your bonds with your partner are beginning to weaken. Find something to strengthen them, be it spending more/less time together, going out to dinner, going to a movie, etc.
Cancer
(June 20 - July 21)
It's hard for you to concentrate. A recent/soon to come fight with a friend has thrown your being out of balance. You feel both anger and remorse, but you are willing to make peace once more. You have several people to go to for advice, but they all refuse to get involved. You are left to use your best judgment--good luck.
Love life: If you are single, you need to find a new place to spend time; the current location you go to with your friends/family has become too familiar to you, both people and settings. Try a new resturaunt, or a movie theather to meet someone new. If you are married/dating, be on the lookout for people who want to seduce you--stay true to your partner to avoid dodgy situations.
Leo
(July 22 - Aug 21)
People are openening up to your kind, loving nature. You feel needed as they continue to tell you their woes. But be aware that too much problem solving for others can lead to problems of your own. Don't let people become to dependant on your advice, make sure they work through some of their problems themselves.
Love life: If you are single, you are in great danger of staying that way for the next social event in your life, whether it be a dance or a party. To avoid going alone, invite someone to come along as a friend, and perhaps you will find that friend is more than just a friend. If you are married/dating, always be sure to tell your partner they mean something to you--they have begun to think the opposite.
Virgo
(Aug 22 - Sept 21)
You are happy where you are in life, and people can tell by your bright, cheery person. You feel the need to wear light colors and do something different with your hair--be it let it grow out or get it cut short. You are constantly cleaning your surroundings to make them more pleasing/enjoyable for those around you. You truly are a caring person.
Love life: If you are single, don't let your love of life blind you from the darker aspects--someone will try to take advantage of you. If you are married/dating, beware that your new cleaning obsession is getting on your partner's nerves. They like to have their posessions left alone.
Libra
(Sept 22 - Oct 21)
People don't try to hurt you on purpose, but you take things very seriously and don't catch on to sarcasm. Lighten up--life is too short to believe everything. It's recently been hard for you to make new friends, so cherish those that you have now until you begin to open up again. You are a pleasant person to be around, but you tend to be very shy around those you aren't familiar with. Surround yourself with well known people/posessions, and be sure to get a lot of sleep to get back on track.
Love life: If you are single, you won't find anyone new until you begin to make friends again. Be sure to keep away from new people until you do so they won't get the wrong impression of you. If you are married/dating, your partner will sense that you aren't at ease and will devote more time to spend with you to make you more comfortable.
Scorpio
(Oct 22 - Nov 20)
You feel very depressed about something you can't quite understand. You draw away from social events and get-togethers without meaning to. Sometimes you say hurtful things while intending the opposite. Always remember that those you love will stay dear to you if you let them know how you feel. Seek help from a new source, such as a family member or a self-help group. You aren't going to stay depressed forever--sooner or later you will realise you are a beautiful person and you'll pick up the pieces.
Love life: If you are single, don't leave yourself out in the open. Draw love and warm feelings from your friends, and make sure to stay away from hurtful people. If you are married/dating, let your partner know how you are feeling, but don't overkill it--they can only give you so much support. Balance it all out.
Sagittarius
(Nov 21 - Dec 20)
You are truly finding your talent in life! You have discovered what you are really good at, and are starting to base your actions upon it. You plan to make the hobby your job in the future, and you are drawn to people who share the same interests and talents. Be sure to spend time perfecting your skills, but don't forget to do other things, too.
Love life: If you are single, it will be easy to meet new people with your new talent. Make sure to stay positive and don't critique others. If you are married/dating, your partner will take an interest in your work, and will try to help you become well known.
Capricorn
(Dec 21 - Jan 19)
You need to find a new calling in life--you have many talents and don't know which one to work on. People are beginning to see you as under-productive; you like to start things and never finish them. Get plenty of sleep and eat well. You will find that a close friend means more to you than you thought, and you deepen your relationship. They respect you and enjoy your company.
Love life: If you are single, make sure to let the one you find special know you feel for them, don't send mixed signals to those who are after your attention in vain. Be sure to be clear. If you are married/dating, make your partner aware of your next anniversary, for they may have forgotten.
Aquarius
(Jan 20 - Feb 18)
A friend will approach you soon and tell you of a great disaster. Don't be afraid to face the disaster head on, if you are strong minded you can sort everything out without much loss. Keep your schedule flexable, and don't be afraid to try new things. Talk to people you've only seen once or twice. Join a club, read a book you never thought you'd enjoy. Always be on the lookout for the chance to help others in need.
Love life: If you are single, don't allow people to take advantage of you. Love your body and yourself, and people will sense your self-respect and honor it. If you are married/dating, don't allow your partner to take control of the relationship--make sure they know it's a mutual thing.
Pisces
(Feb 19 - March 19)
While it's hard for you to meet new people, when you do you become liked by them instantly. People are drawn to you because of your likeable nature. You will need to find a new job; your previous job is unsuited for you, but your next job will allow you to express yourself without feeling absurd.
Love life: If you are single, you will not meet someone new for a long, long time. You need to let your current "crush" know how you feel. If they don't return the feelings, you will still have no regrets because you at least gave it a try. If you are married/dating, your partner will find someone new if you don't allow them to move forward with you in life--keep them updated to whatever happens in your life worth telling.
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