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 Ok, before we begin: 1. This is not a lesson in attracting the opposite sex. Use these with caution. 2. You all know I would never use these pickup lines because I'm not stupid, and I'm too shy anyways. These are all really stupid pickup lines, most are for guys, because women have more common sense. "Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven..." "Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I see myself in your pants." "Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be." "Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes." "Do you just wanna get naked?" "Wow, that dress looks great on you. But it would look a lot better crumpled up on my bedroom floor." "Wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I sit back and you blow the hell out of me." "I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you." "Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's." "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you." "Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw."
This one is for the ladies: (I've actually seen this one work ;P)
If you have any pickup lines you'd like to see here, email them to me. Or, if you really feel offended by this content, I don't really care, it's not that offensive. stevehillier18@hotmail.com |