More Recent Quotes:
(most of these are from the Brazil episode, but some are from other newer episodes.)

Bart: "I can't believe a play where everyone gets murdered could be so boring."
Homer: "Now son, Hamlet made a great play, and also an excellent movie... called 'Ghostbusters'"
(they all get up and start dancing to the Ghostbusters theme song)

"Hehehe... This'll teach that stupid chair... Aaaaahh I'm on fire!"

"From now on, for me its just candles, soothing music and horse tranquilizers."

(homer is being kidnapped, and is seen with a bag on his head)
Homer: "Where are you taking me?"
Kidnapper: "Shut up. And take that stupid bag off your head."
Homer: No, it smells like cinnamon!

Marge: "It says here that the best way to get around in Brazil is to take a conga line."
Homer: "Way ahead of you Marge!"
Homer: (in the conga line singing to the conga tune)
"Take me to the hotel! My hands are on a guy's ass! Boy this dude must work out!"

(after Homer is kidnapped and is being taken through the Amazon)
Homer: "I have to go to the bathroom!"
Kidnapper #1: "Again!"
Homer: "I have a bladder the size of a brazilnut!"
Kidnapper #2: "We just call them nuts here."
(Homer runs from his captors when they let him off for a rest stop.)
Homer: "Hehe, suckers..." (bats swarm around him from a tree) "Aaahhh! Suckers!"

(when they are making the exchange of the ransom to get Homer back)
Marge: "Homer, why are you laughing?"
Kidnapper #2: "He has the Stockholm Syndrome; he identifies with his captors."
Homer:(excited) "They let me stay up all night!"

Less Recent Quotes:

Homer: "Moe, I got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadu ..."
Moe: "That's the worst name I ever heard."
(crying in background and someone leaves the bar)
Barney: "Hey! Joey Joe Joe."

"WooHoo, 4 day weekend!!!"

"That's the Guy! That's the Guy from my dream!!!"

Homer: "That's Tennis?!, well what's the one where the girls wail on each other and tear each others' clothes off?"
Bart: "Foxy Boxing?"
Homer: "That's what i really wanted..."

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T..."

Homer: "OK, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but lets get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer."
Homer's Brain: "It's a deal!"

"Jimmy crack corn, and i don't care, Jimmy crack corn, and i'm not there, We built this city on rock and rolllllll, something something day!"

(while pointing at stomach) "I have a crayon in my brain?"

"Son, you don't wanna drink beer. Beer is for daddies, and kids with fake ID's"

"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, Please save me Superman."

"If I want to find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders. (In his mind) I'm a four-eyed lamo and I wear the same stupid green sweater every day. (Out loud) To the Springfield lake!"

"Stop the plane, you don't understand, I don't even believe in Jebus." "Save me Jebus!!!"

Rex Banner: (Outside the Springfield Planetarium) You're out there somewhere Beer Baron, and I'll find you..
Homer: (Faintly in the distance) No you wont!
Rex Banner: (Suprised) Yes; I will
Homer: Wont!

(reading the GYM billboard)"Gime? What's a Gime?"

"In your face space coyote!"

"Me so hungy..."

"And i told the guy, when we got there , your car was already flipped over. and as for your grandmother she shouldn't of been mouthing off like that."

"Wait a minute, Marge, I saw Mrs. Doubtfire. This is a man in Drag!"

"But let me tell you, the slim lazy Homer you knew is dead. Now I'm a big fat dynamo."

"You don't win friends with salad."

Homer: That tree's been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers. Give it back, or we'll bust in there and take it!
Tow truck man: Bust in here and take it? You must be stupider than you look.
Homer: Stupider like a fox!

(reading the paper with subheadline Simpson asleep at the switch)
Homer: "Asleep at the switch! I wasn't asleep! I was drunk!"
Bart: "I believe you Dad."

"I believe I had a hat..."(Hat comes flying out of Moe's Bar)"Hehehe... Suckers.