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Note: Book 1 contains no lies
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Cardcaptor Sakura 2
Chiharu: Here.
Yamazaki: Thank you!
Chiharu: I've done this so many times now.
Yamazaki: Yeah. This'll be the fifth year.
Chiharu: I don't even get nervous about Valentines anymore.
Yamazaki: Really? I always wonder if it's homemade or not. *Sakura looks around* If it's homemade, I have to start playing. Ah ha ha ha!
Chiharu: *shake shake* *GRR* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
Tomoyo: *to Sakura* What is it?
Sakura: Just wondering if Li's okay... *Yamazaki hears* *EXCLUSIVE! In that picture, Yamazaki's eye's are open!*
Yamazaki: Li went to the feild. He said he had something to give someone.
Sakura: Hmm?
Yamazaki: He asked me what Valentine's Day was, so...I told him it's the day you give chocolate to the person you like. That's what he's probably doing.
Chiharu: But it's supposed to be Girl to Boy.
Yamazaki: That's a minor detail.
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Note: In Japan, Valentine's day is where Girls give the Boy's they like chocolate. Sometime in March is White Day, where Boys return the favor and give the Girl's they like chocolate. Unfortuneatly, Syaoran Li wasn't told that (I don't think he ever will be) and went to give the person he liked chocolate.
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Cardcaptor Sakura 3
*Yamazaki and Chiharu are walking through a crowed place. Chiharu is talking to Yamazaki and he he is smiling down at her. They are holding hands. It is the cutest picture!!! WHEEE*
Chiharu: *Picks up Penguin doll* Wow! This is cute!
Yamazaki: Did you know that Emporer Penguins grow up to five feet eight inches tall?
Chiharu: You're lying again, Yamazaki.
Yamazaki: It's the truth! Aha ha ha ha ha ha! When they say Emporer you know they have to be big. The biggest sighted ever was over nine feet.
Chiharu: *deciding wether or not to believe*
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Tomoyo: Did you cut your hair Sakura? Come to think of it...
Sakura: *blush* Um...yes.
Naoko: What's wrong? You're all red.
Sakura: Yuki...cut it for me.
Syaoran: WHAT?!?
Tomoyo: You can't let him intemidate you! Go get him!
Sakura: O-okay!
Yamazaki: *grab* (Heh heh, I like this picture. Yamazaki is holding Syaoran back as if Syaoran was trying to attack Sakura. If Syaoran escaped easily from Toya but is held captive by Yamazaki, no wonder Chiharu likes him!) Take it easy.
Syaoran: LEGGO!
Yamazaki: Hey, relax. We're playing badmiton in gym today! Why don't you settle this on the court? Don't know what's going on, but...
Syaoran: BADMITON, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KDDING!!!!
Yamazaki: Don't you know? Badmiton is a proper dueling sport that dates back to ancient Rome. The person who loses is in really deep trouble.
Sakura: Is that true?
Chiharu: No way! He's lying.
Arrow: But Chiharu's thinking, "What if..." Naoko thinks she's getting a good show. Sakura might believe it. Rika thinks it's a joke. Syaoran definetly believes it. Tomoyo thinks it would be neat if it were true.
A little later
Mr. Terada: Do you understand the basics now?
Everyone: Yesssssss
Mr. Terada: Now then. Let's try to play a game. Who wants to go first? *Syaoran raises his hand* You're into this, Li. Now for your opponet...*Syaoran points to Sakura*
Chiharu: Ahhh! Li believed you!
Yamazaki: Aha ha ha!
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Note: We get a bonus! These two lie's were in the same chapter of the book.
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Yamazaki *boing* Those must be convenient charms. Charms began in China, where they'd take a good luck charm and seal it in a bag.
Sakura: Really?
Naoko: Sounds like the truth this time.
Chiharu: Just wait.
Yamazaki: The ancient seals were incrediably big. They were about 10 yards long. They were so hard to carry around that they made bags for them.
Arrow: Now that's a little suspicious
Sakura: But even if you folded something that size, wouldn't it still be big?
Yamazaki: So the bags were also big and everyone had to drag them around.
Syaoran: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT!
Arrow: Not fooled...for once.
Yamazaki: Hmmm. I guess it doesn't work with Li knowing about China.
Naoko: So it was a lie.
Chiharu: Yup.
Sakura: Phwee?
Arrow: Sakura believed him.
Yamazaki: That's right, first period math is study hall today. I am the class representatuve, so I have to let you all know.
Chiharu and Sakura: YAY!
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Cardcaptor Sakura 4
Yamazaki: Do you know about beach volleyball?
Tomoyo: It's a game of volleyball you play at the beach.
Yamazaki: Right! Beach volleyball started long ago in Hawaii, where they would play on the beach with coconuts.
Sakura: But coconuts are heavy and hard, arn't they?
Yamazaki: Right! Whenever they would play Beach Vollyball, there would always be lots of injuries.
Sakura: PHWEE! (Something she says when she is shocked.)
Chiharu: He's lying!
Sakura: Huh? It's a lie?
Yamazaki: Aha ha ha ha
Naoko: Li's good at swimming too.
Tomoyo: But he's been swimming on his own for quite a while.
Kaho: Are you going to play beach volleyball?
Sakura: Ms. Mitsuki! Sakura's Narration: Ms. Kaho Mitsuki is teaching us in place of Ms. Tsutsmuni. She's pretty and nice and I like her a lot, but...
Kaho: Can I play too?
Everybody: Yes!
Yamazaki: Hey Li! Do you want to play too?
Syaoran: *see's Kaho* *shakes head*
Yamazaki: Do you know about long swims?
Chiharu: Yeah, yeah...
Sakura's Narration: Li says...Ms. Mitsuki has a lot of power, so we have to be careful. But when i look at Ms. Mitsuki, I feel all floaty! <3
Mr. Terada: *fweet!* Come on in!
Kaho: Too bad. Free time is over. We'll play later. Let's go.
Sakura: Okay!
Yamazaki: Long ago in the Edo period, Samurai started taking long swims...
Chiharu: C'mon...c'mon...
Naoko: Chiharu really knows how to handle Yamazaki.
Tomoyo: They've known each other since pre-school.
Naoko: They're really good friends.
Tomoyo: It's nice to be able to have a long relationship.
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Note: Books 5 and 6 have no lies
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Cardcaptor Sakura: Master of the Clow: 2
Chiharu: Here.
Yamazaki: For me? Thanks! Can I open it?
Chiharu: Sure. I just finished it today with some help from Rika,
Yamazaki: A teddy bear!
Chiharu: Um...so what do you think you might call it? I can't name it after myself!
Yamazaki: Well, I've always been partial to Suama! (Chiharu: *sweatdrop*) Yep, that's definetly a Suama face. You like your new name, don't you Suama? A little known fact...Suama is a Japanese delicacy, and of course, is absolutly delicous. Not to be confusaed with Suhama, even though they are both sweets. Did you know, that in the olden days, Suama candies were...as big as the Kagamochi* you see at new years festivals? It took fourteen strapping men just to eat one! During the Muromochi period, Suama were so popular a bloody war broke out over them-
Chiharu: DON'T YOU WANT OUR LOVE TO LAST?!?!? *throttle throttle*
Yamazaki: Aw, c'mon Chiharu, what are you so mad about?
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Note: Kagamochi are large two layer rice cakes as wide as diner plates
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Naoko: Hey, Eriol isn't here today is he?
Chiharu: Yeah. I think there's a cold going around.
Yamazaki: Speaking of colds! The average Japanese citizen believes colds are transmitted by viruses, but recent studies show they're actually the work of Faires! And reasearch indicates only those pure of heart can see cold faires!
Chiharu: Who'd want to? That's a dumb thing to be a fairey of.
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Sakura: Wow. I love holidays at school.
Rika: Me too! Especially Valentines Day!
Chiharu: Ooh, there's Yamazaki! (one panel later) For you!
Yamazaki: Thanks!
Sakura: Good morning Syaoran!
Syaoran: *blush* M-morning, Sakura.
Yamazaki: Did you know? Chocolate used to be a very dangerous thing. Children weren't allowed to eat it. In fact, years ago, Chocolate conteaqined a very powerfull narcotic. Anyone who ate it started feeling giddy, then fell into a deep sleep. Those were terrible times!
Chiharu: *swaetdrop* You're lying again.
Yamazaki: Of course not! You've heard about it, haven't you Eriol?
Chiharu: Oh no. You can't drag Eriol into this. Unlike some people, Eriol is sincere.
Eriol: Actually, I'm surprised you know about that Yamazaki.
Sakura: Y'MEAN, IT'S TRUE?!?!
Eriol: Yes, that law did exist. For a long time in Europe, people under the age of 20 were forbidden to eat Chocolate.
Yamazaki: Those who broke that law got into a lot of trouble.
Eriol: Yes...back in England, they made us study long and hard about Chocolate probation.
Yamazaki: Eating white chocolate was a particularly heinous crime.
Eriol: So was eating almond chocolate.
Yamazaki: This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
Eriol: Agreed.
Naoko: Look at them. Hiiragizawa and Yamizaki are two of a kind.
Sakura: I-I'm glad I was born now.
Syaoran: Y-yeah.
Sakura/Syaoran: Imagine...not being able to eat chocolate!
Sakura: What made white chocolate so bad though?
Syaoran: Beats me.
Tomoyo: Hee hee hee hee
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Note: Book 3 contains no lies
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Cardcaptor Sakura Master of The Clow: 4
Naoko: I wasn't expecting this many customers!
Rika: Yeah!
Yamazaki: Speaking of parlors, did you know? The first was started in the highlands of Guyana by a Mr. Parlor from the U.S.-
Chiharu: Right! *shove* Take this to table 3!
Naoko: Not bad, Chiharu. You're great at handling Yamazaki.
Yamazaki: *while walking away* Mr. Parlor's cactus juice was very popular...
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Book 5 and 6 contain no lies, but 6 contains a half lie, and a confession on Chiharu's part about Yamazaki to Sakura. I'll try to get ahold of it.
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