This is mainly up for jack court carmen and ano and our amusement, cos most of it prolly doesn't make sense to you

*Ana and Courtney at the Brighton Bathes* randomly pointing at the water and yelling "STINGRAY!!!" 
20 minutes after yelling stingray:
random girl one to random girl two: come on get in!
random girl two: no i dont want to!
random girl one: its fine!!
random girl two: are you sure theres no stingrays?
ana: *hysterical laughter* ...runs to tell courtney
court: *hysterical laughter
ana and courtney: *point to beach and yell* "STINGRAY!!!!'

Random man on train, to everyone on the carriage: Scuse me while i just take a piss. *leaves carriage*

*Ana and Georgia on holiday*
Mrs. Opie: does anyone know where the tomato sauce is?
Georgia's Dad: I dunno. i think Michael Chong took it home
Georgia: (*singing to that eskimo joe song ' who sold her out') "who stole the sauce yeah he stole the sauce"
Ana: (joins in singing) He tooook it for freeeeeee!
*insert histerical laughter for 8minutes straight.

Ana (while eating a Subway roll):*whines* I'm hungry.

*Court and Cam in a random conversation*
Cam: It's so easy for someone to steal a car from a car yard at night.
Court: Hehe. (immitating) "what are you doing?" "Getting into my car..." "Oh, ok, what's your name?"
Cam: "Toyota."
Court: "Oh hi toyota, my names Courtney!" "hi..."
Cam: "Toyota, that's a little familiar."
Court: Haha, ok this is getting old.

Court: That's going on the quotes page!
Cam: Everything goes on the quotes page!
Court: That's going on the quotes page!

Court to Cam: I think you'd be an eagle.
Camilla's mum: I'd like to be a plover myself.
Court: Magpies are cool.

Jack to Ana: Stop being small.


Court: Has anyone actually found Alibrandi yet?
Ana: She's at my house...she IS me...i AM Alibrandi!
*(Ana looks like Alibrandi, geddit???)*

Courts dog: Woof.

Corn to Camilla while eating fish and chips: watch out cam, that old ladys eyeing off your kalamari rings!
Camilla: dammit why does everyone want my rings, your the one who ordered the kalamari Pack...cant she eye off your rings??

Corn: forward slash

Corn: Back slash

Ana to Corn one lazy sunday arvo before exams: "I was drawing a picture of the band instead of studying, it doesnt look anything like us tho, my mum saw it and was like 'is that bob marley?' forward slash she didn't actually see the picture,  she thinks I'm studying"

"Why?" - Pauly

Over at Anglesea, late one night, when georgia was on the top bunk.
Georgia: i cant breathe properly. maybe its coz of the high altitude. 
Ana: AHAHAHAAHA
*about 10 minutes later after complete silence*
Ana: actaully it probably is!!

*back when we changed our name to 'keep the change for a week*
Jack to the 7-11 guy at the counter: you can keep the change!!!!
7-11 guy: actually...im not allowed to...
Jack: oh.

Cam: the most embarrassing thing just happened
Ana court and georgia: What?
Cam: I bumped into Ms. Simes and she asked me if i was going to the 'Future Leaders' conference and i was like oh crap ive gotta go pick up my glasses tonight...!
:::long silence:::
Court: but ...glasses are cool...!
Cam: yeah but it was just such a nerd thing to say...
Ana: if your worried about being nerdy forget about the glasses, .......its the future leaders conference you should be worried about!

Cam: ANA!!! are you gonna answer me already??!!!!
Ana: oh ...sorry..sometimes i forget to say things out loud

*Cam court ana and jack watching courts skydiving video at courts place*
Cam: were you sitting between his legs?
Corn: yup, it was really warm

Ana jack and court in 3 & 4 psychology "my corpus callosum is working sooo hard right now"  

Court (before our first coffee house)- "do they have coffee at the coffee house?"
Court (after our first coffee house)- "i cant believe they didn't have coffee at the coffee house!"

"where" - Pauly

"I always wanted to live in Edithvale..." (British accent)  "Hi i live in Edithvale...." ana

"And I always wanted to live in Dingley" (Alabama accent) "Hi...i live in Dingley..." Carmen

Camilla spills coke on her face...
Ana: are you crying brown?
Camilla: I was involved in a car accident, and severely damaged my fallopian tube. And now whenever I get my period now comes out my tear ducts..." 

"So I said, You can keep the change...and she said "You don't like my meatloaf...?" and then I said "Honey, if his suitcase is gone, he ain't coming back." - A continuously expanding throwaway line by the court.

Principal at assembly: Every single person in this hall....
ani: did he just say every single person in this hole..?

Camilla (when the student council walk into assembly): *gasp* theres the student council!!! (really amazed voice)

Principal at assemly to the student council: do you accept all the...blah blah blah 
Student council all together now: I do
Principal: and do you blah blah blah
Student council: we will
ana: what is this, a cult?

Adam: I've got ice down my panties!!!

"Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to" - anon

Camillas Mum: "i love my George Forman lean mean fat reducing machine"
Camilla: "Jeez mum, the camera crew left, you can drop the facade."

*On the phone late at night with Ani, Carmen & Court listening in*
Carmen: Ani?
Ani: Yeh?
Carmen: Ani? I think we've lost Ani...
Ani: I'm right here!
Carmen: You there?
Ani: I'm here!!!
Carmen: Oh. I thought we'd lost you.

"Get out of my house!" - Jack

Russell: Are you ok?
Joe Dirt: Yeh, I'm cool.
Russel: No you're not.

Adam: I've got a dim sim down my panties!!

"There is a fine line between a 'hobby' and mental illness." - Dave Barry 

"My body is a temple. Now, get on your knees and PRAY!" - anon

Carmen: Punani.
Court: What does it mean?
Ani: Vagina.
Court: What?
Carmen: Vagina.
Court: Huh?
Ani & Carmen: Vagina!
Court: Sorry what?
Carmen: Vagina!!! 
Court: Ooooh...
Carmen: You just like hearing me saying it, don't you?

"Mmmgeh" - Pauly/ the fat FAT man/ Fatty Magee

Adam: I've got chinese food down my panties!!

"A good friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde

"Faaaaarking sheeeeeit" - Adam Sandler/Camilla does the best impression.

"You fat, FAT man!" Flo

Have you had any encounters with the weird grey folk lately?? - Ash

"Did you move out WITH your mum?" -Ana

Cam: hang on. phone.

Jack: k

Cam: not that it actually makes a difference seeing you are doing your best charlie chaplin impression...

Jack: well i spose thats true

Jack: ive got music going in the background and everything that is said comes up as writing

Cam: are you wearing a bowler hat?

Jack: ummm no

Cam: then don't look so smug hmm?

cari-poos: are you talking to your booyyyyyyyyyfriend???
ana: yeah. i've been talking to you for the last hour...
car-ma: FREAK OUT!

"i don't like peanut butter, i'm dutch" - huebie

"i nearly got expelled once cos i pulled down my pants and sat on a guys face, then the principle walked past." huebie

I like bacon, i like chicken..doh!! I mean pork - court