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::rOmAnTiC wOrDs FrOm ThE lOvE rAt lol::
Gregor writes poetry (how cool is that?!). Hears a sample of his great work!
"here is a little poem i wrote a couple of years ago and am remembering them now because i recite them at an open mic in glasgow in return for beer (sad but true), anyhoo i was supposed to go tonight but im too fucked. It comes from a collection of poems about strange children, inspired by Tim Burtons book "The Melencholy death of oyster boy" (inspired i said, not ripped off, i have a far superior style)which if you dont own then run out now and purchase."
Fish Boy
There once was a boy
With gills on his neck,
Who didnt fit in,
Who's mum was a wreck
She finally knew
He didnt belong,
From the children at school
Who said fins were all wrong
So she took him to see
A specialist on matters,
The munger said he
Belonged in his platters
But she loved him too much
Its depressing she knows,
A boy with a tail
In this world of toes
So she was ready to throw him
In the sea out of reach,
When caviarre spilled out
Of him bum on the beach
"We're rich", she said,
And hugged her son,
"That's nice", he thought,
He loved his mum
So they lived in wealth,
He was no longer a burden,
She lived in a mansion,
He had a pond in the garden.
.........aNd AnOtHeR
"you will be hearing a little less of me from now on, i know for some of you that is a blessing, but i will continue to post from the superbly interesting world of love rat gregor. Here is another poem-"
Sun Boy
There once was a boy
Who lived on the sun,
Who lived all his life,
But didnt have fun
Cause his mum was
Millions of miles away,
Lonely as well,
On the moon to stay
She was in darkness,
He provides light,
He was the daytime,
She was the night
Never to meet
As the earth stood near,
He would sometimes shout
Just incase she could hear
"Mummy, i miss you,
I wish we could meet,
I would give up my sunshine,
I would give up my heat"
Then one day later
The pair got their wish,
Their meeting was planned
With a solar eclipse
The sun came closer,
The moon moved fast,
Nearer and nearer
Till they met at last
His mum hugged him firmly,
And then came some flashes,
As his mum caught fire,
And burned up into ashes
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