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::gregorisms::
Taken from posts at Cramboband
"Keep your insults comin, here at cramboband, we like to swear, and talk about dirty shit and shit."
"Ladies and gentlethings, i have an idea so devilishly genius, so stupendously marvaloso, so crackingly evil that you could put a tail on it and call it a weasle."
"I enjoyed the cartoons muchness,
Good use of colour,
Not nearly enough nudity,
Not nearly enough of Anthonys ass,
G"
"CRAMBO DESCOVERY:
On thursday night my attention was directed to Mr. O'Donnel, who, in a state i would describe as not 100% sober, appeared to have changed into some kind of new super hero. I left the suspitions there through fear of either sounding like a lunatic or incuring his wrath. Upon once again losing the power of speech, balance and break dance skills the following evening, my suspitions were once again raised when i witnessed the transformation from a harmless drummer with a great ass, into.........TEA-MAN.
Sorry, Anthony actually put a sofa cusion on his head and i made the creative observation that he looked like a man with a giant tea bag on his head, thus then his super-hero rant about him-self being tea man."
"Im a sucker for gorgeous teeth....and of course a hot ass and great tits. Good shoes as well." (hehehe...I have all of these gregor!)
"I am a theatre boy myself along with the other crambo boys(this is how we met) and would like to say that non-gay theatre boys are the smartest most sex ladened people in the world."
"I didnt like the fact that i tried to get to the site earlier but was greeted by some fat plumber guy which wasnt pleasant(i did dig his hat though)."
"right now i have a computer workshop of all things to learn how to use photoshop, no doubt i will make it impload"
"I recieved a new haircut the other day, i now look like action man....without the muscles.....but with the penis." (lol i blush when i see this!)
"> Describe yourself in 5 words or less.
> BUNS AND AMMO"
"> What would you say is your sexiest feature?
> MY GENETALIA"
"crambo means friendship, crambo means caring, crambo means love...but crambo also means tits"
"Today Tolkien will not prevail, he always tries to out do us in every way, but not today. From now on, the 15th of Feb will from now on be known as Tokien day, the day in which the little guys win. Push yourself in everyway, if you are drinking, drink more than you have ever drank in your life, if you are having sex, do it for longer, faster, harder and more orgasmically than ever before, if you go swimming, then swim faster and longer with lots of turny things in the middle, write an epic poem, build a giant jigsaw puzzle the size of texas, eat cake after cake, TODAY TOLKIEN WILL NOT PREVAIL, we have taken his shit for long enough. Stand up and be heard on Tolkien day"
"How did i get invited to such a plush affair i hear you ask...because im a fucking superstar, you should know that by now."
"Scientists say that every snow flake is different, so the the differences must be down to miniscule changes in each one. So can that then not be said about all things? Not every biscuit is the same, not every tea-bag, so why then with the snow flakes...."
"I also fucking love catcher in the rye, god forbid i breed offspring,
im going to name my first born Holden, even if its a girl, i adore that name, it works so well on Ben Afleck in Chansing Amy. But i thought of it first, Kevin you fucking hack."
"today is not a good day for computer nonsense, the porn even takes ages to download as well, can you believe it?"
"OK PARTY PEOPLE, You must all bow down and worship at the feet of the
great one, Gregor Mackay is now a minister in the universal life
church. You must refer to me as Reverend Mackay or just 'the rev'. I
am available to perform marriges, funerals and other ethnic fun days.
After the highly technical and grueling ordeal, I was ordained over
the internet and am a man of the cloth. This means i will as soon as
possible be staring in a new tv series based on my life called 'the
reverend' and will be about a crime fighting reverend detective who
gets the job done and gets laid. Buck Falcon will be his side kick
who never leaves his side and iv still to think of the baddie. So i
would appreciate it if you all called me rev from now on."
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