The Old Guestbook
Welcome to my Guestbook! Here you will find the names and information of the people who were here before you. It is a noble tome which rests on your monitor. Read, Learn and be Happy!

Deux ex machina - 03/02/00 00:27:53

Comments:
Watch my crane-like movements! Behold the hand of the lord

Unabomber - 02/08/00 12:12:14

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help me, i will be shortly moving to brisbane, and due to financial restraints must live with Daniel James and David Bruce! Oh it is so horrible! ARgh!!!!!!!!!

Posse - 01/16/00 11:42:45
Favourite Film: Three Kings

Comments:
cheese!

Blinky - 01/16/00 06:43:46
My URL:http://www.gay.anal.com
My Email:spoof@cum.com
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: red hot shower sex with dogs

Comments:
I have a 1cm long penis.

Q As An Insect - 01/10/00 05:33:27
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/gurual_2000
age/sex/location: 33/m/Ninbin
Nationality/Religion: Australian/ Budhist
Starsign: Virgo
Aim in Life: A bong in every house
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: Sodomy
Favourite Film: Scented Clouds of Groove

Comments:
Way out, like totally freaking man! This is such a good page, It just totally freaks the marrow from my bones and shit man! Whoa!

S. Cowan - 01/09/00 10:08:12
age/sex/location: 17/only Lesley/the gutter
Aim in Life: to lech
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: I have lusted...god help me
Favourite Film: Cowan does Richy

Comments:
oooh...gimme some of that sweet lovin' lesley, i need it now

Moonlit Vulture Dance Tulip - 12/20/99 09:59:14
Favourite Film: Milo and Otis

Comments:
There should be more poetry on this page. I would like to see a few flowers here and there to give the place a happy, gay atmosphere. Far too dreary to be of any camp value. More pics of men in leather tights I say!!

NTM - 11/27/99 10:21:42
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/quentin_george/
My Email:azrael63@hotmail.com
age/sex/location: 17/m/Oz
Aim in Life: To get laid, preferably by a woman, or a close approximation
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: I actually want to get laid by a man....oh, wait a minute...
Favourite Film: Citizen Mirrors

Comments:
Look, bloody hell Al, where is the update? We want an update. We mean a real update, not just a change in the alternate name. Yeah, I know what you're saying: Why the hell does there have to be an update? Well listen here buddy, 'cos its only comin once: You don't want to end up like Jimbo, do you? Penniless, marred by alcoholism, and living in a compound with a large gay swedish sailor. That's what happens to those who don't do page updates - they get done by swedes. So, summing up, I'd like to po nt out once more the attractiveness of alaskan malamuts...i mean page updates... bye

Xerxes - 11/16/99 10:43:46
My URL:http://ahuramazda.net
My Email:xerxes@ahuramazda.net
age/sex/location: well I died two and a half thousand years ago . . ./m/My tomb at Persepolis
Nationality/Religion: Persian
Aim in Life: Extension of the Persian Empire!!!
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: I coveted Greece
Favourite Film: 300 Spartans

Comments:
All by the favour of Ahuramazda, this page was not crafted. It strays from the very confines of the great faith of Zoroaztrianism!! Shame Guru Al, shame!

Oink P - 10/31/99 04:05:06

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dancing queen young and sweet only seventeen, dancing queen, feel the beat on the tambourine oh yeah.

Pope John Paul II - 10/30/99 12:17:45
My URL:http://vatican.com
My Email:pauly@vatican.com
age/sex/location: 203/never/vatican
Nationality/Religion: fucked if I could bother remembering that shit
Aim in Life: to fuck everyone up so that no one lives an enjoyable life and instead follows me around like a bunch of lost poofters
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: I skin eels late at night on the altar

Comments:
Excellent, remind my to kiss you next time I visit

Allan Houston - 10/23/99 13:48:59

Comments:
School is over. What do I do now? I hate these exams. i want to get drunk, but I can't. Please show me the way

mother theresa - 10/15/99 11:58:29
My Email:mothertheresa@saint.heaven.net
age/sex/location: inifinte/f/heaven

Comments:
Dear Al, how are you my love? I see that all is well on earth and in the church due largely to your efforts well done my boy, you may get a sainthood yet. It's a bit shabby here in heaven since the old man died . . .I am trying my best to give it a woman's touch . . . keep up the good work. MT

mother theresa - 10/15/99 11:56:20
My Email:mothertheresa@saint.heaven.net
age/sex/location: inifinte/f/heaven

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Jar Jar Bink - 10/07/99 11:03:16
My URL:http://annoyingshit.com
My Email:jarjar@sextoy.com
age/sex/location: kiddies/kiddies/kiddies
Nationality/Religion: Gungan/probably Methodist
Aim in Life: to pleasure the young ones
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: Remember that scene where Anakin, Padme and me were together? Oh, boy!

Comments:
Come on Al, you know you love me! Let's give it a twirl, shall we. No, really! Come and get me, big boy! (not affiliated with George Lucas)

Crazed Stalker - 10/07/99 11:01:13
Aim in Life: Can't say - but I know yours.
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: I've watched you shower...
Favourite Film: Whatever you're watching

Comments:
I know where you live. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid, little man...

Sexual Deviant - 10/07/99 11:00:13
age/sex/location: any/anything/anywhere
Aim in Life: to violate everyone, everything and possibly myself a few times
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: Whoah, baby! I don't think I can write that here!
Favourite Film: Deep Throat - The Quest

Comments:
Oh, do me good! I love sexual indecency and I have this great club for sexual deviants going! Founding members: Colin, Brucey, N. Baldwin, Leo diCaprio, P. Kitley. Wanna join?

Undies - 10/05/99 22:36:05
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/richard2711.geo
My Email:dogsbreath@farts.com
age/sex/location: 17/M/A ditch on the side of the road
Nationality/Religion: Australian/ I forget
Starsign: Sagitarius
Aim in Life: to bring humour to those who have foot pain to which i heal
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: I have none (halow appears above head)
Favourite Film: The Saint

Comments:
Well master houston you page is quite humourouse i do say. Oh how are the symptoms i see they are becoming evident - don't forget to isolate yourself once you start your garlic diet because your flatulence will not be accepted in your home you will outcas ed for the period of symptoms evident to symptom gone (hihihi) don't worry no need to become paranoid about somthing you will get that may possibly kill you. But you must live for your fight with daniel in the years to come. Well is that a itch i hear a ash appearing on your skin little dots everywhere oh no nooooooo like you said blame peter Andrews

NTM - 10/05/99 11:22:43
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/quentin_george/
My Email:azrael63@hotmail.com
age/sex/location: 17/pretty well non-existant at the moment, but If you're offering I'd really have to say...no./This Page
Nationality/Religion: Oz/nominally Catholic, technically Agnostic, practically Atheistic, probably spastic
Starsign: Capricorn/Regal/Small Boring Piece of Twine
Aim in Life: Aah...this is a toughie...aim...now what does that mean....hmmm...oh ill have to pass on this one, thank you
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: Lust! Lust! Lust! There is no depth to my voluptuousness, nothing can fill the cistern of my lust...except possibly Natalie Portman, but she doesn't like piss-ups. Shame really. Ruined our plan. ...well not so muc of a plan as a ridiculous idea hatched by drunkards...oh well...
Favourite Film: Watching a fly crawl up a greasy slimy grey wall of the stone building on the corner of Dobie and Clarence while a group of gypsies hum a dirge for a wayward politician and his mistress...a true classic

Comments:
Ipso factum dolorie! EEbo, greebo, cheebo, feebo! Noko, tarko, koko! Allow me to take this opportunity to apologise for my behaviour at Kirsty's party...the whole talking crap and annoying you and Kristin shit...that was Clayton's idea...

Joey - 10/05/99 11:04:46
My Email:joey_kid_2000@yahoo.com
age/sex/location: 18/f/US
Starsign: Libra
Aim in Life: to travel to an exotic place, meet and exotic guy and...well you know the rest :-)
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: I think Guru Al is attractive...(EGAD!)

Comments:
Hey Al! Thanx for remembering my b/day! Not many people online did - especially not that worthless jerk Azrael! ;-) See ya!

Colin - 09/20/99 09:50:25
Nationality/Religion: Canadian or Singaporean . . . I am not sure
Starsign: wanker
Aim in Life: To be a total dickhead
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: I have had lecherous thoughts about Jan and Richy. Oh God how I would like to copulate with Richy, and Jan of course
Favourite Film: Colin does Steven

Comments:
I have been lusting after my beautiful girlfriend but she just won't respond to my advances. And I fear that she will find out that I have been lying about her, saying to others that I have been haveing sex with her. But also I am having strange and press ng thoughts about Richy . . . Oh I want his body, why can't I have it. Yes, I am very attracted to Jan, but there is something mysterious about Richy, something wild, untamed, and i will tame it with whip and chain if necessary! I will have that man! Tell me if I am wrong to feel this way!

Lucas - 09/05/99 05:11:46
age/sex/location: 15/m/Ireland

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Looks pretty good.

Natalie Portman - 08/25/99 04:30:48
age/sex/location: 18/f/United States
Nationality/Religion: American
Starsign: Gemini
Aim in Life: To receive a letter.
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: I once ate at Taco Bell
Favourite Film: toss up between The Professional, Mars Attacks, Beautiful Girls, The Phantom Menace

Comments:
Oh, Guru I must confess. My life has been changed for ever..well not by this page, but rather by an incredibly lucid, articulate and intelligent letter written by some Australian teenagers. I feel I am in love with all of them, especially that especially, gorgeous, spunky, smart, sexy, hunk of a guy Aidan. What should I do?

Natalie, I think that it would be best if you got over this infatuation that you have developed for these Australian boys. You see, through my infinite knowledge and wisdom I have gathered that they are just a bunch of te nage drunkards who were desperately seeking affection. As for this Aidan character, my research tells me that he bats for the other team if you get what I mean . . . Oh, that came out wrong! Good lord! I don't think he is gay! What I meant is that he is s xually attracted to animals . . . oh . . . sorry, that is also not right. I was thinking of Aaron Spelling. Ah, Aidan, yeah know the guy well. You two would be perfect for each other, if you can accept the giant goitre on his neck. Otherwise he is normal. Natalie, write to him. Sure you are a big celebrity and he is a nobody but everything could be just fine . . . By the way, could you have a word to George Lucas. Tell him either there are no Gungans in the next Star Wars movie, or I pass on the role he of ered me. Gees I hate that Jar Jar Binks!!

Mona Lisa - 08/17/99 11:13:40
My Email:monalisa@louvre.com.fr
age/sex/location: 33/f/paris
Nationality/Religion: Italian
Aim in Life: world peace
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: blasphemy
Favourite Film: Mona Lisa

Comments:
A vivid, psychologically-disturbing experience. This page is weird, I will never understand it, but like all the great things it challenges us. Thankyou

- 08/15/99 13:43:35

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This is fucking garbage. I hope yer proud of this trash.

[Trash? I wouldn't call it trash, but I certainly am proud of it thankyou . . .]

- 08/15/99 13:43:31

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This is fucking garbage. I hope yer proud of this trash.

[I must confess that I spent a great deal of my time on this "trash", what do you have to show for your time?!!?]

- 08/15/99 13:42:49

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This is fucking garbage. I hope yer proud of this trash.

[Is this all you have accomplished in your sad existence? Go get a fucking life and stop writing pointless, destructive comments in guestbooks that have absolutely no basis in reality!]

Puck - 08/07/99 09:39:03
My Email:dripp@hotmail.com
age/sex/location: 23/m/Finland
Starsign: Aquarius
Aim in Life: picket fence
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: i once kissed a duck
Favourite Film: Citizen Kane

Comments:
tre pertus di lummus

Kevin - 08/06/99 11:25:12
age/sex/location: 17/m/Grafton Australia
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: I kissed Alison!!!

Comments:
Help me Guru, there is this chick called Alison who is pursuing me viciously. Sure she is my girlfriend now, but she totally freaks me out. I don't know exactly what to do with her. And those bracers she has in her mouth will they hurt if she . . . And sh hasn't rung me yet, and i am scared to ring her. What will I do??

Fear not Kevin, I have powers that you could not begin to understand and I have seen into teh mind of this girl and have seen that she is completely obsessed with you. Yes my vast psychic capabilities tell me that she thi ks of nothing but you. Lucky lucky boy, it looks like you will be the father of her children. Ok I stalked her for eight days to get my info . . . yes I AM ashamed. Sorry . . . I don't usually do this sort of thing. Well, not since 1993, and I can never g within 300 metres of Lionel Richie again. But the point is . . . Oh! My scouts tell me that Alison has snared young Kevin! Congratulations. Make sure you name your first born after me, or Aspamitres, which ever you prefer!

NTM - 08/06/99 09:08:39
My URL:http://ntm.sexypage.net
My Email:hennessy@northnet.com.au
age/sex/location: 1099/male/Falminicia
Nationality/Religion: Falminican/Follower of the Ineffable Bob
Aim in Life: To have aims, one must be prepared to try
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: this box is too small to list them all, but I once tried to ...
Favourite Film: The Phantom Menace (currently...sue me Al...)

Comments:
Stunning! Brilliant! Outstanding! Well that's what I thought about the porn you sent me - as for your page I choose to use the following word: pedantiricopithic. Am I annoying you still? :-)

Ivan Milat - 08/05/99 09:53:24
Nationality/Religion: Australian/Born again CHristian
Aim in Life: escape from gaol
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: well i . . . oh no no, i know what this is, it's a trick. Aren't gonna get me to confess how i killed all of those backpackers . . . oh crap, it just slipped out
Favourite Film: Cape Fear

Comments:
I wish you were a backpacker Guru Al, I would send you to hell with all the others you bastard. You aren't as fucking special as you think you are so don't provoke me further. Your Pal, Ivan

Guru Al - 08/05/99 06:44:04
My Email:gurual_2000@yahoo.com
age/sex/location: m/42/everywhere
Nationality/Religion: Australian/New AGe Christian
Starsign: Regal
Aim in Life: murder of all who resemble Kitley and also Kitley himself
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: it's my freaking church, why shouldn't I?
Favourite Film: Eyes Wide Open: the tames down edition of Eyes Wide Shut where. This is basically where you see Nicole and Tom sit and talk about the the destruction of the amazonian rainforest! And it goes for 8 hours, sweet wonderful fun!!

Comments:
This new edition of the long standing page is just amazing and must be praised for its brilliance. As curator and high priest of the Divine Church of Fred Basset, In making this comment I am risking appearing conceited, which I will not deny, as I am so v ry great and wonderful, intelligent, good-looking and supremely sexy!

Guru Al - 07/13/99 04:26:54
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com
age/sex/location: 42/m/yFalminica

Comments:
I like pizza thanks for spewing on my carpet jimbo

Danielle - 06/20/99 07:21:10
My Email:danielle111@hotmail.com
age/sex/location: 24/f/Mexico City
Nationality/Religion: Mexican/ none
Starsign: can't remember
Aim in Life: eternal bliss
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: architecture
Favourite Film: Star Wars Episode one

Comments:
yeah well, I was a little confused at first What is this page anyway? But after a while I kinda got used to it. nice colors. funny stuff

Guru Al - 05/25/99 13:16:28
My URL:gurual.mainpage.net
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com
age/sex/location: 42/m/yFalminica
Nationality/Religion: yFalminican
Starsign: Regal
Aim in Life: To kill Kitley (Because of the intense hatred which NTM nurtured in me)
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: I am the head Priest!
Favourite Film: When Billy got His Rocks Off (a Swedish classic)

Comments:
Fuck, this is just brilliant (or truely brilliant, as one david bourke would say, displaying both his conceit and poor spelling) Surely reading this has been the most fulfilling task ever in your life

Shanny - 04/29/99 08:44:09
My URL:http://not this time.
My Email:shannonjunkin@hotmail.com
age/sex/location: 17/fem/München
Nationality/Religion: Canadian (but australian at heart)/Follower of the divine church
Starsign: taurus
Aim in Life: theatrical
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: because I want...um....
Favourite Film: that one..that one that charlotte stars in...

Comments:
okay, the page is starting to look less and less like a joke. I am continuously laughing out loud. we miss you hear. Molly just moved to the cornfield. I just got back from the deutschlandrundreise. Kicked ass. Miss you all. Things were never the same without you. Although now we have a group from Cincinnatti and they are sorta comparable to you guys...well, we'll see.

Nine Turning Mirrors - 04/26/99 08:17:55
My URL:http://ntm.sexypage.net
My Email:hennessy@key.net.au
age/sex/location: 17/lots/none of your business
Nationality/Religion: Falminican/Hedonist
Starsign: Regal
Aim in Life: to urinate on the general public
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: indulge my carnal desires
Favourite Film: debbie does dallas

Comments:
good thing u finally got this guestbook working again. Viva la revolution!

Lonely Lover on the Loose - 04/25/99 11:49:06
My Email:searchformefairladies@myhouseoflove.com
age/sex/location: 26/m/Enland
Nationality/Religion: English/Latvian Orthodox
Aim in Life: Find true love
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: see above
Favourite Film: Sleepless in Seatle

Comments:
Thanks Guru, you have saved me.

Guru Al - 04/24/99 13:18:43

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i am the way, the truth and the light, no one comes to the Llama, except through me

Eggy - 04/19/99 04:13:58
My URL:http://egggosplat.net
My Email:eggy@eggland.com
age/sex/location: 2/hermaphrodite/eggland
Nationality/Religion: Egglandic/Voodoo
Starsign: Fried Egg
Aim in Life: To kill all humans who mercilessly kill eggs
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: To seek advice on how to deceive humans and kill them
Favourite Film: Any movie that does not include the merciless murder of eggs

Comments:
Hear me you bastards! I will not accept this any longer! If you kill us you will forced us to retaliate. So think now of all the poor little eggs that you have slaughtered, their skulls cracked open, their innards splattered on a pan. You blood-craving psychopaths! We will be back and we will bring about a revolution. Down With Spatulas, down with frying pans, down with Humans!

Guru Al - 04/18/99 13:25:15
My URL:http://it's alive [insert maniacal laughter]
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com
age/sex/location: 42/m/yFalminica
Nationality/Religion: yFalminican/New Age Christian
Starsign: Regal
Aim in Life: To abolish the public display of hubies and kill all those who resemble Peter Kitley (and all those who happen to be Peter Kitley)
Reason(s) for visiting the Church: I am the freaking high priest of the church
Favourite Film: Silence of the Lambs ( i made a cameo appearance as a guy at teh funeral in a flash back sequence)

Comments:
Well here you are at the new Divine Church of Fred Basset Web site Enjoy! Read all and learn from the wisdom, and come over to the dark side . . . ah . . . sorry, wrong saga. Come to New Age Christianity

Guru Al - 03/23/99 10:59:57
My URL:http://ahh, now what was the address
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com
Religion: New Age Christianity of course!
Nationality: yFalmnincan naturalised
Most Appealing Feature: my large, furry afro
Pet Hate: Kitley's walk, Kitley's hairdo, kitley's clothes, kitley's smile the way Kitley talks, well everything about kitley

Comments:
this page is a literary masterpiece, comparable to teh greatest works of Shakespeare and Dickens Bravo!!!

Igor - 03/19/99 05:34:06
My URL:http://sex.yex/i'm/too/young.html
My Email:sex_yes@hotmail.com
Religion: Anti-petraist
Nationality: Anti-petraian
Most Appealing Feature: The fact that I don't look anything like Petra
Pet Hate: Have a guess: PETRA

Comments:
This is no gretuitous piece of hate-mail. It's just that I cannot stand a certain German bitch whose pants are way too tight for her anatomy and if she was ever to have children (God forbid, knock on wood) they'd have to get the jaws of life to remove tho e jeans, 'cos they ain't commin' off in a hurry!! Love you Al! Oh, and you reading too (unless it is Petra and then **** *** *****)

Igor - 03/19/99 05:33:54
My URL:http://sex.yex/i'm/too/young.html
My Email:sex_yes@hotmail.com
Religion: Anti-petraist
Nationality: Anti-petraian
Most Appealing Feature: The fact that I don't look anything like Petra
Pet Hate: Have a guess: PETRA

Comments:
This is no gretuitous piece of hate-mail. It's just that I cannot stand a certain German bitch whose pants are way too tight for her anatomy and if she was ever to have children (Gopd forbid, knock on wood) they'd have to get the jaws of life to remove th se jeans, 'cos they ain't commin' off in a hurry!! Love you Al! Oh, and you reading too (unless it is Petra and then **** *** *****)

Aidan Hennessy aka NTM - 03/12/99 05:59:15
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/Castle/2042/
My Email:hennessy@key.net.au
Most Appealing Feature: why do you need to ask, sugar *wink*...only kidding

Comments:
why did I sign? I just wanted to be the last before the wonderful page I designed goes and is replaced by the heap of shit by al. see, im not bitter grrr

shann - 03/11/99 08:34:27
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~bugworld/
My Email:shannonjunkin@hotmail.com
Religion: catholismus
Nationality: Canadaian (kick your ass aussies)
Most Appealing Feature: is this a joke??
Starsign: taurus, born under venus
Pet Hate: Al, you know it's you...why ask?

Comments:
al, is this page a joke? no really? *lol* i loved it. its hillarious, yet brilliant.

Daisy Thucy Maestro - 01/05/99 23:44:50
My URL:http://www.hotkey.net.au/~danj
My Email:danj@hotkey.net.au
Religion: crazy fanatics
Nationality: Australian
Most Appealing Feature: toe nails
Starsign: big round bulders of granite
Pet Hate: cats !!!

Comments:
You need more pictures

YOUR FUCKED IN THE HEAD ASWELL - 12/30/98 22:01:55
My URL:FUCK YOU PRICK>>>YOUR GOING TO DIEhttp://
My Email:FUCK OFF
Religion: STICK IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS
Nationality: FUCK YA
Most Appealing Feature: YOU FUCKING DEAD IN A GUTTER
Starsign: FUCK OFF
Pet Hate: YOU YOU FUCKING COCK HEAD

Comments:
FUCK OFF AND GET A FUCKING LIFE

You have hereby incurred my wrath and will be hunted down to the end of your days!

Watch your backs!  -Al

guru al - 12/14/98 10:33:20
My URL:http://you r here
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com

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Guru AL - 11/26/98 04:30:33
My URL:http://Mmm, I wonder
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com
Religion: New Age Christianity of course
Nationality: Australian born, live in the yR
Most Appealing Feature: Pectoral muscles
Starsign: Regal
Pet Hate: Pedantic German Students

Comments:
This page will receive an update in a few days

Old Shits - 10/28/98 23:02:57
My URL:http://www.webwomen.com/
My Email:webmaster@webwomen.com
Religion: Atheist
Nationality: Old English
Most Appealing Feature: wouldn't you like to know
Starsign: Nuclear
Pet Hate: moose

Comments:
Al is gay, Al is gay, he has anal sex everyday with a dildo, vibrator, 7 foot pole, yes Al is a gay old soul. Haha... eat shit and die, loser! :P~~~~

Guru Al - 10/22/98 06:52:31
My URL:http://NEED I TELL YOU, IT'S KINDA THIS ONE
My Email:guru_al@hotmail.com
Religion: New Age Christianity of course
Nationality: Australian born, naturalised yFalminican
Most Appealing Feature: Well let's not go into that. However if you meet me in private i could show you
Starsign: Ah, the first one
Pet Hate: Those little knots that you can never untie.

Comments:
Well, i am pleased that you have found time in your lives to visit my page. Good for you. Read all that is here. Soon (about a month or so) this page will be given a massive overhaul.

Nine Turning Mirrors - 10/18/98 06:51:03
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/Castle/2042/
My Email:hennessy@key.net.au
Religion: Devoted member of the Golden Nacho (inside joke)
Nationality: yFalminican
Most Appealing Feature: my ability to talk crap until restrained
Starsign: Regal
Pet Hate: communism

Comments:
Well done, well done Vice-President General. I look forward to "I know what you did last Chronicles" your upcoming sequel to the Alchronicles (plug, plug) in which nine Bavarians are killed by a psycho in the vein of all popular slasher films CIAO!

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