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The Guru Al & NTM Download Page Download all of AL's and NTM's writings!
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New Age Guru Frequently! Heaven for Heathens presents the new
tabloid style magazine to this website. Get all the goss, learn what is happening in the
world, keep up on New Age Christian fashion! It's all here in NAG Frequently!
This month includes the shocking evidence that God and Elvis are alive and well in
Argentina! And more!
My God is Mighty and his name is Atheism
Eduardo Camanchio A short and
uncomplicated description of Eduardo Camanchio, designed to lead to a minimum amount of
confusion...
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What's Coming Soon? Need I explain more?
The (somewhat short and rather pointless) Story of Fred Basset
God's Last
Words - Read this to discover the shocking truth
The Lost
extract of Genesis - Guru Al has found the original texts of the bible and he is
willing to share them with you. Here is the real unseen version of the book of Genesis.
Extract
from the Lost Original Text of Revelation - Here, the last and most important book in
the bible has finally been revealed in its true form. This is the real book of Revelation.
Come see the truth for yourself!!
The
Divine Church of Fred basset Newsletters - self explanatory
Guru Al's
Zodiac - Guru ALis sick of all that hippy shit so he has made his own version of the
Zodiac for you. Now you know what will happen, exactly!
Guru
Al's Ten Commandments - These are the real rules that you should follow
The Bitch Sessions Guru Al gives
his opinion (not that we care though) on things that give him the shits.
The Reid Stanton Interviews Reid Stanton is yFalminica's latest radio star. Read transcripts from
his radio interviews.
Guru Al's Award for the Hated This is the list of all the people/groups in society who piss the Guru
off.
The Lookout Take in the view and decide where you want to go from here (that is, here are a
bunch of links, pick one!)
Guru Al's ICQ Panel From here
you can contact Al on the ICQ Network without having to register with it!
Al's Feedback Here you are given all
the information you need to contact Guru Al, in order to tell him what you think of his
page. Also included is Al's corner of love, for love advice and poetry!
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Guru Al's Biography - a short memoir of Guru Al's earlier days
and his path towards divinty
The Alchronicles - the tale of how Guru Al came to be in
yFalminica and killed a few commies along the way
I know
What You Did Last Chronicles - The Sequel to the Alchronicles, a grand, erotic,
horrifying and gratuitous slasher murder mystery. Who is the killer that is slowly picking
off our heroes?
The
Chronicle of End Times - The end is nigh! Will our heroes save the world? A tale that
is a collaboration of the writing talents of Guru Al and Nine Turning Mirrors.
Six Degrees
of Inebriation Woozlewazza, starring in his very own epic, has been handed the job of
keeping the Universe together by maintaining a nice level of inebriation, by no other than
dead king Louis 14th. "What a kick!" While voyaging through the vastness of
space he finds out that there is danger lurking and it rests with him, his companions and
a few kegs to save Earth and the whole of mankind! Striving to make it home in time
Woozlewazza has miraculous adventures which find him in the company of a seemingly vast
supply of Guinness, a couple of lesbians, a talking lizard and Jessica Fletcher! What more
could you want? Set between I Know What You Did Last Chronicles and The
Chronicle of End Times. This story has the remarkable distinction of being written by
Guru Al, and NOT having the word chronicle in the title!
Return of
the Stick - An enigmatic man has just become the first president of New Zealand, and
this could mean trouble for everyone in the Pacific, when President Stix displays his
driving ambition, propelled by forceful campaign director Kook, and assisted by Colonel
Twitchy. How will the yFalminicans stop this new force before a catastrophe occurs?
The day
of the Anvil REVISED EDITION - A thrilling, disturbing
tale from the point of view of Poco Loco, King of Conserves - the doctor who tries to cure
Anvil - Falls - On - Coyote of his affliction. Will AFOC achieve his goal of a normal
Anvil-free existence? The new REVISED EDITION IS HERE!!
The Al-bum
- a collection of photos from Guru Al's Album, pictures of friends and family.
allan houston in a nutshell (aka Author!
Author!) **WARNING: this is a link to a different site. It is the site setup for info
for people who find me on ICQ**
Hochlor's Game of the Wicked Join Hochlor in his quest to find a 'Worthy One'.
Can you witstand the madness of his game?
You didn't think that I was going to put the hidden pages in here did you?
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