Welcome!!

Welcome to my web studio and gallery!

I hope you have fun here... this is to be my final personal homepage design attempt before Y2K renders the universe inoperable.*wry grin*

Aren't you sick of hearing that shit? I know I am, for sure.

For those of you, who have listened to the news reports and hype about Y2K and are in the process of shitting your britches...

CHILL OUT FOR GOD'S SAKE!
*Laughing*

STOP worrying!!! Do you HONESTLY think, the power company, or the BANK, are going to let their COMPUTERS go down, and THUS RELEASE you from the STRANGLEHOLD they have you under now? Get REAL for Pete's sake...

Those bastards that send us bills all the time for this and that, ain't ABOUT to let their computers crash... they want our money too bad... and they WILL get it. And so will you...

RIGHT IN THE SHORTS JUST LIKE THE REST OF US...

Enough about Y2K... Let's get to my glorious, *cough* website here.*grin*

Simply put, I have everything from info about me in real life, my friends, some of my writings, information and tips on web design, pluse downloads to get you started looking as cool as me, some displays of chat room avatar art, and info on how YOU TOO, can own your very own custom made avatar, created and even signed by me.*w*

I have links to other web sites I've done or manage, that still exist... some cool links... and even a guestbook for you to sign.

Any flames to my guestbook, will first be laughed at, then summarily deleted... repeated attempts to amuse me with your lack of brains or whatever, in laying a torch to my guestbook, will result in BANNING.

If you DON'T LIKE ME, for some reason, wonderful... please drop me an E-MAIL and tell me why so I know why to cry a river... (From LAUGHING too hard at you....)

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