ROUND SIX

CRAIG: Hawkman. 'Cause no matter what Warren does, Katar got that HUGE-ass mace, and that's a beautiful thing.

PEAT: But Archangel has those wings that fire razor blade feathers. What's a mace compared to that?

CRAIG: You know, I kept thinking of Warren _before_ Apocalypse. But didn't he get his real wings back, or am I thinking of something else?
Metal wings included, yeah, Katar would be mince meat. Although if you use the 1989 Hawkworld mini-series where the wings were made of metal and Katar was much more sinister and darker, Warren might still win but Katar would last a lot longer.

CRAIG: I'm thinking the orinal teams. Cap, Namor, Human Torch and Toro vs. Hulk, Ant-Man, Wasp, Iron Man and Thor.

PEAT:Thor is the wild card here. Without him, I'd go with the Invaders. Heck, without him, Cap could take the bunch of 'em. The Hulk wasn't even so strong back then... With Thor, though... The Avengers would win clean. I don't think The Torch, Toro AND Namor could take Thor.

CRAIG: Yeah, I think Thor would give the Avengers the edge. But without him, they'd be toast.

PEAT: Interesting that Kenneth Starr and Allfather Starr (Preacher) are both deranged, utlra-religious (in their own twisted ways), fascist psychopaths...

CRAIG:Yeah, but Starr could kick Kenny's ass one-two-three.
Now how about Featherstone vs. Monica Le--
Nah, let's not go there.

PEAT: Strange. He's the Master of the mystic arts, whether he has his eye/orb of Agamotto or not. Take away the Fate helmet, and that other boy ain't jack.

CRAIG: I dunno. Depends who's handling it; 'cause both Fate and Strange could both be kinda cheezy, you know? I think maybe Fate, would edge out, because Strange would do his whole "who is this person?" schpeel and Fate would just pound the shit out of him with mystic bolts.

CRAIG:Peaty, You EEE-DIOT! Ren would whup that sonofabitch so fast he'd be eating taco's through a straw. . . .

PEAT: Who can whine about the downsides of their > powers for the longest time without pausing?

CRAIG: The Thing, because if your penis was a fucking orange rockbed, YOU'D never get over it either!

PEAT: I dunno, I think there'd be a lot of chicks after him, just for the fact that it's so unique. After all, we've SEEN what Pam Anderson goes after...
I think Cyke whines the most, even though his limitation isn't so bad, in the grand scheme of things...

CRAIG: Ask your girlfriend if she'd enjoy a fucking eight-inch-long, two-inches-in-diameter ROCK shoved inside her. THEN talk to me.

CRAIG: Molecule Man; the power of a GL don't mean diddly to a guy that controls atoms.

CRAIG: OH PUL-LEZE!! Nightmare would bitch and prance and posture and Morpheus would go. "I do not think so," real quiet like and then throw him in the same jar as Azazel.

CRAIG: Black Widow. Sable was always cheezy.

CRAIG: Lex, easy. Because He's got more Money than Willy EVAH had.

PEAT: Money ain't everything. There's power and ruthlessness. Fisk would break Luthor in two.

CRAIG: You obviously ain't reading "Superman: For All Seasons". Luthor is BEYOND rutheless in that one. I say Luthor in the fourth.

CRAIG: Go go Gadet--aw, who am I kidding. Machine Man by the end of the first round.

PEAT: who's more likely to have gotten a conviction for O.J.?

CRAIG: Well, let's see. One is blind but secretly enjoys dressing up in bright red spandex. The other is an old fart who uses denture cream more than ice cream.
Murdock, hands down.

PEAT: I dunno. Matlock has won some cases that looked awful grim.

CRAIG: Yeah, but I just can't see him being mean enough to convice a jury that the guy from the Naked Gun Films is a cold-blodded killer.